unclereich: How Many Beers Can You Drink Before You Are Drunk?

YakNips 07.01.13	6 glasses of boxed wine
anarchistfish 07.01.13	I hate beer but I get tipsy after a bottle of cider so yeah I'm a bit of a lightweight. Never thrown up or gotten a hangover though. So I'll take it.
anarchistfish 07.01.13	We can no longer be friends.
MikeC26 07.01.13	Depends on the time frame. I can put down 15-20 over the course of a night and be pretty drunk but if I shotgun 3-4 in a short period I'll get DRUNK
bakkermaarten007 07.01.13	American beer or...Belgian beer? It's quite the difference =)
TheSpaceMan 07.01.13	what do you call being drunk? I can safely talk to a cop up until my 15th beer if thats what you're asking
TheSpaceMan 07.01.13	btw what beer are you drinking?
Sleaper 07.01.13	my tolerance has gone down so much. Now like 8 beers and im pretty drunk. Stop drinking at about 12-13. no idea how it went down. Used to be able to down 15 no problems
facupm 07.01.13	:D
tommygun 07.01.13	depends how much i've eaten but usually start feelin good n happy after 6-8 and i remain coherent and coordinated until about 15 or so then i start slurring a bit i usually switch to scotch after bout 10 beers though cos bloating catches up
TheSpaceMan 07.01.13	as a college kid from the states, Coors is where its at. nice taste man
bakkermaarten007 07.01.13	To give an idea: I've now drunk two 33cl beers of 10,5° in 1,5 hour and I'm feeling lightheaded but not drunk. Exactly the way it should be =)
sonictheplumber 07.01.13	48
tommygun 07.01.13	what's the line for 'drunk' though like when you can't get a boner?
MO 07.01.13	after about 17 I start to hit the wall
Winsomniac 07.01.13	Are we talking piss beer lagers or manly-ass IPAs? You can't just say '12oz beer' and ignore the massive difference between shitstone light and the greatness that is Figueroa Mountain Hoppy Poppy. It's not all the same, man. Fuckin' amateur...
Winsomniac 07.01.13	Actually, you kind of read like one... So maybe? I don't know, are you drinking like one?
tommygun 07.01.13	haha nah me either reichy not sure if that actually happens to people? would have to be incredibly wasted i'd imagine
menawati 07.01.13	if im tired and haven't eaten and it's a hot day then 2 pints and i'm lathered but if i've eaten and i'm lively then it takes fuck loads of beer and spirits to get me drunk
wacknizzle 07.01.13	I usually start getting buzzed after 3 or 4. I usually only drink about 8 to 10 though when I really wanna get drunk. I don't mind not drinking THAT much, not trying to become a raging alcoholic.
GiaNXGX 07.01.13	five shots of everclear do the work for me
Cygnatti 07.01.13	probably 2 at most, if even that.
keyokeyo 07.01.13	12 beers to get drunk? Zagggggg I'm tipsy at 4 and drunk at 6. However I haven't sipped a beer that comes in a 30 rack in probably a year - shotgun/funnel only. Save the sipping for the Blue Moons/Shock Tops etc etc etc
Cygnatti 07.01.13	this year, man.
Cygnatti 07.01.13	I've had an aversion to alcohol since drinking red whine for communion.
pmmets07 07.01.13	i'm with you cyg.
Winsomniac 07.01.13	Iunno, I just don't drink piss beers anymore.
Cygnatti 07.01.13	honestly, there's some beer in the fridge right now, and no one every drinks it...
Pestiferous 07.01.13	half a can of budweiser and im out for the next week
tommygun 07.01.13	bud sucks yeah it's basically just yellow water
keyokeyo 07.01.13	^ Idk if you're juz joshin but pretty sure it's not scientifically possible to be drunk off half a beer
Winsomniac 07.01.13	Good beer =/= Strong beer
Winesburgohio 07.01.13	it's real hard to get drunk-drunk on beer, it's good to start off an evening but i have to switch to something else if i want to get roaring drunk
MMX 07.01.13	13-15 it really depends on how much I've been eating though
tommygun 07.01.13	agreed winesburg there's a point with beer where I gotta slow down cos my stomach feels really full and bloated
MMX 07.01.13	Beer just makes you full, it's hard to get drunk off beer
PistolPete 07.01.13	i used to be able to drink 12-14 in one night back in first/second year uni, now i can maybe do 8 and then my burbs cease being burbs and just become ounces of liquid splashing up against my throat lol
MMX 07.01.13	I rarely get any good beer The only stuff I ever find at parties are bud & sometimes corona
UnnamedOcean 07.01.13	I don't drink cheap shit from a can, so I have no idea.
climactic 07.01.13	damn 30 pack to yourself? makes me fee like a pussy lol, once i hit 10 i'm pretty fucked up
Winsomniac 07.01.13	Seriously, guys. 2-3 pints of Hoppy Poppy (6.7 or 7.7% abv, can't quite remember off the top of my head) within an hour and I'm no longer sober. Not necessarily outright drunk, but definitely at least tipsy. I'm 5'8'', 140 lbs, and I'm fine with that being my current tolerance. If it's a pissing contest we're lookin' to have, then I must be inclined to ask how much you pussies bench/bicep curl/squat/etc. Cum at me, bro
MMX 07.01.13	cum cum cum cum CUMED
MMX 07.01.13	8.5 inches, the extra half inch makes all the difference
tommygun 07.01.13	yeah body size is a factor i guess, i'm average height/weight (180/75) so somewhere in the middle some of the bigger dudes i know can just drink and drink like fuckin crazy and not be any different
JokineAugustus 07.01.13	Probably only 7 or 8 without eating. I'm a puny 5'9" 140lbs guy though.
apert 07.01.13	do americans not drink beers in pints??? i can get drunk on anything upwards from 5 pints depending on how much i've eaten etc. though most of the time me and my friends just strawpedo a bottle of wine now. that gets you pretty smashed
NeoSpaz 07.01.13	A guy I know drank 100 over the period of about 12-13 hours. he didn't even blow over the legal limit. It was the most insane shit I have ever seen.
Dodecahedron 07.01.13	I've got no idea, but I had a 24 oz Budweiser not too long ago and didn't feel anything.
someguest 07.01.13	I can do 8 or 9 pints and have a couple shots on top of it and still be fairly coherent. And I use fairly quite loosely.
DamnVanne 07.01.13	Domestic piss beers from the 7-11: 14-18 beers before slurring and feeling great. Craft Beers: a 12 pack gets me right where I need to be.
Inveigh 07.01.13	I had 9 stella artois on the golf course today between 11 and 3:30, but I was smoking pot downed a 22 oz deschutes fresh squeezed IPA and 2 two brothers outlaw IPAs since then if we're just talking light lagers then I'm not sure i have the stomach capacity to hit my limit, i'm 6' and about 185 lbs
someguest 07.01.13	Yay, another seasoned drinker! We'll put these kids to shame!
Spec 07.01.13	A lot. Beer can't even get me drunk anymore for the most part, I just switch over to the hard stuff.
MisterTornado 07.01.13	half a beer
Spec 07.01.13	party on wayne
demigod! 07.01.13	never enough
someguest 07.01.13	Spec if you're ever in the States will have to grab a few.
Spec 07.01.13	I'll let you know for sure. Listen to some vinyls and drink some beers mmm.
ConcubinaryCode 07.01.13	just one sip and i get sooo tipsy.
chemicalmarriage 07.01.13	i take a couple shots of beer and beat my girlfriend relentlessly
Winsomniac 07.01.13	Bro my dick is 3 cm hard as a rock Cum at me
GiaNXGX 07.01.13	whiskey > herbals > wines > brandy > beer > rum > cider
Trebor. 07.01.13	I had two hard ciders and felt nothing Had like half a glass of vermouth and felt nothing So idk
someguest 07.01.13	I only offer hard cider to people who are diabetic.
EaglesBecomeVultures 07.01.13	idk don't really count them anymore
Slobo 07.01.13	God I hate this question. Grow up
SpiritCrusher2 07.01.13	about 4 beers (0.5l, 5% alcohol) to get drunk (lightly), 10 is as far as I can go today
Spec 07.01.13	Once you get older you don't keep tabs on how many beer you've drank. You just go hard and fuck bitches.
DominionMM1 07.01.13	Had like half a glass of vermouth and felt nothing lol
EaglesBecomeVultures 07.01.13	Support Busch Light 30 Packs
EaglesBecomeVultures 07.01.13	"Are we talking piss beer lagers or manly-ass IPAs?" lol the sputnik drinking thread
Deathconscious 07.01.13	depends on how fast i drink them and if i recently ate. if i slam 5 or 6 ill probably be moderately drunk. 8 or 9 im pretty drunk. after that i cant really get any more drunk off of beer, i need hard liquor to get smashed.
DikkoZinner 07.01.13	Just make sure you're drinking Blatz beer.
omnipanzer 07.01.13	Unknown, I've drank a 30pk but went to bed unfulfilled as I had drank myself sober. Although drinking yourself sober means you should stop before you give yourself alcohol poisoning so we'll just say 30.
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.01.13	4 pints till I'm tipsy then I can drink until I want. Pretty stupid question though. There's nothing 'big' about alcohol.
DominionMM1 07.01.13	never kept track so it'd be tough to tell
Relinquished 07.01.13	never keep track either
BallsToTheWall 07.01.13	How many bears can you drink?
dsroka005 07.11.13	most i've polished off is an 18 pack.. never tried to drink more than that
oltnabrick 07.22.13	for some reason i cant comment in your shoutbox
Trebor. 07.22.13	I chugged a lot of vermouth and had one bud light lime strawberita and I got pretty drunk if that answers your question
oltnabrick 07.22.13	whats wrong with you
someguest 07.22.13	the real question is how many beers can I drink before I have my arm around everything that bleeds
oltnabrick 07.22.13	stay on topic
Trebor. 07.22.13	It was all I had available oltna
oltnabrick 07.22.13	dam ur like one of those "alcholics'
Vakarian12 07.22.13	I hate beer but I get tipsy after a bottle of cider so yeah I'm a bit of a lightweight. [2]
oltnabrick 07.22.13	this seems all wrong
someguest 07.22.13	^And honestly, it's not even worth it when you factor in how many times you have to piss out the piss you just took in.
someguest 07.22.13	coors light is the worst for me, it's like chewing on a piece of wheat straight out of the field my cheap-o beer of choice is killian's red, or corona. corona's always a fun drink.
toxin. 07.22.13	idk prob start feeling it around 4 and get drunk around 8? i don't drink much though and have always been a literal lightweight (5'9/145 but I was like 125 4 months ago)
toxin. 07.22.13	lol
joshieboy 07.22.13	1 beer and i'm goneeeeeeeeeeee
Pentagon 07.22.13	after about 9 and i'm drunk heh. 6ft. 170 pounds and I'm 17 tho so heh. Also what I find is that when I mix weed with alcohol I sometimes get fucked up and puke. This happened at the last festival I went to which really sucked. To my defense we do have amazing Amsterdam weed :)
TomArnoldsArmpit 07.22.13	I would say 8-10 gets me pretty soupy, kinda depends on what I've done/eaten that day. gave up the hard liquor save for special occasions
Simsalabim462 08.23.13	If you have the right amount of Adderall in your system, you can completely sidestep a drunken stupor. However, if the poison is purely alcohol, I usually chase any number of liquors with beer. So it's hard to keep an accurate count...
dsroka005 08.23.13	i drank 60 one time but then i threw up like 30 of em.. but then i drank like 40 more and then i multiplied that by 4 and divided it by 5
Chortles 09.10.13	damn
KenboSlice 09.10.13	Usually around 6-7.
someguest 09.10.13	I had 12 or so beers last night and wasn't drunk. Some chick I work with bit one of my nipples on an impulse.
someguest 09.10.13	She's been dating some guy for three years but every time I drink with her she gets wild. You know my track record!
Phlegm 09.10.13	I take like 12 to a pre drinks, will drink like 10 then see where town takes me
Phlegm 09.10.13	P.s solid list
Phlegm 09.10.13	Ya I love 2 & 4, I will add add 1 to my ever growing to-listen list
Phlegm 09.10.13	Yeah that was pretty tight in a fuck the government type way I will listen again tomorrow with a clear head : )
Motiv3 09.22.13	I'd say around 8-10 before I'm completely wiped. But usually after about 3-4 I switch to something else.
joshieboy 09.22.13	I'm gone off 1 cruiser.
tommygun 09.22.13	m/
tommygun 09.22.13	it's fucked!
joshieboy 09.22.13	How's the liver?
joshieboy 09.22.13	May the liver bear with you.
joshieboy 09.22.13	Star Wars right? Haha.
joshieboy 09.22.13	Me too man, me too.
osmark86 10.11.13	tissue for an issue?
osmark86 10.11.13	^aye
skeames1214 10.11.13	it's beer, who can't just keep drinking it???
skeames1214 10.11.13	oh goddammit missed the last part of the title seven
MeatSalad 10.11.13	maybe 5, i never drink beer tho
osmark86 10.11.13	having weight on a license seems rather redundant
skeames1214 10.11.13	I'm 6'6 and this summer I weighed 158 at one point. Been workin out and eating tons and tons and tons of food and I'm up to 175 and lookin p good god I love being young
osmark86 10.11.13	brew, you think I think I don't brew, brew?
osmark86 10.11.13	6'6" and 175ibs is what...like a little bit less lanky than say Peter Crouch?
skeames1214 10.11.13	yep. i'd trade it for 6'3 in an instant, but I can't complain.
skeames1214 10.11.13	@osmark hahaha yeah, i'm still pretty stringy, but I've got kind of a swimmers build and it works for me & the occasional lady
RadicalEd 10.11.13	infinite beers. 2 times.
skeames1214 10.11.13	my family is a fucking old growth forest i'm 6'6 my 16 y/o brother is 6'4, my sister is 6'1, and my 13 y/o brother is 6'
osmark86 10.11.13	@skeames: I bet it does mate. I'm not that massive myself either. like 5"11 and roughly 150lbs.
osmark86 10.11.13	@4th: same dude, I'm pretty much the only short one in the fam. my dad is 6'5" and both brothers well over 6'.
skeames1214 10.11.13	s'all about the body shape.
skeames1214 10.11.13	PRETTY FLACKO
osmark86 10.11.13	@4th: maybe for an american, fairly averge over here. ;)
osmark86 10.11.13	maybe we should all gain up with some brews.
jdennis31 10.11.13	Can't drink beer unless it's really watered down, hurts my stomach after like 3 or 4. I'm 6'4" 220 though so I can kill most of a 750ml bottle by myself and still be functional. Just had some absinthe for the first time this past weekend, the buzz was pretty great.
skeames1214 10.11.13	god non-US sputnik rules so hard why do I ever get on at normal hours of the day
skeames1214 10.11.13	Glad I know now. insomnia m/ [2]
osmark86 10.11.13	a brew shall be my beverage of choice for lunch this fine day
skeames1214 10.11.13	@jdennis oh man I've been wanting to try absinthe for a while. Did you get the real stuff or the US version?
jdennis31 10.11.13	@Fourth yea man, think its cause my mom is like 5'10" which makes her like the Shaq of Korean women. I got a bottle called Lucid, supposed to be made in France and it has the wormwood and all. It's pretty cool, lose the inhibitions but retain alot of the motor functions so playing music is extremely fun.
skeames1214 10.11.13	How's the taste? Most liqueurs don't do it for me.
jdennis31 10.11.13	Marilyn Manson's Mansinthe won best Spirit award a couple years ago, supposed to be legit. You can just order that online I believe.
jdennis31 10.11.13	It tastes like slightly bitter liquorice (sp?), but I couldn't get the sugar to mix in very well, so I'm not sure if it was supposed to taste better. It's amazingly smooth and tasty for having pretty high alcohol content.
skeames1214 10.11.13	you're supposed to water it down a little bit, right? I'd buy that just to have a bottle with the word 'mansinthe' on it. But I'm not 21 so it's gotta be something on store shelves that I can ask someone to get for me/
skeames1214 10.11.13	right??? fuckin america god dam and we brag about freedom
jdennis31 10.11.13	Quite a bit actually. First night I drank it I only used 1 oz/ 1 oz, but then I looked it up and people were using 1-1.5 oz absinthe/ 5-6 oz water. That definitely made it much better. The water makes the louche rise, looks pretty cool. I bought that Lucid bottle at a spec's liquor store near my house here in San Antonio. Have only seen it at bigger chain's though, not small hole in the wall liquor stores.
skeames1214 10.11.13	I live in Missouri. Hole in the wall liqour stores are all we've got.
jdennis31 10.11.13	Ahh, yea not too sure. If you ever get the chance, you should definitely try it out. I've read a lot of people online saying that there isn't much of a difference between regular liquor and absinthe, but I feel like the buzz is noticably different, and I've taken many different drugs so I don't really fall for placebo effects. Would be absolutely perfect for jam sessions.
skeames1214 10.11.13	I suppose I'll have to wait to find out, ah well.
DominionMM1 10.11.13	"Marilyn Manson's Mansinthe won best Spirit award a couple years ago, supposed to be legit. " yeah but it's not real absinthe
FromDaHood 10.11.13	After like 3 Bud Light Limes I'm buzzin. Seven or so I'm usually drunk but I also drink them really fast so that contributes to it.
chemicalmarriage 10.11.13	if you choose to drink mansinthe you are a lover of the peen
SirDrumsalot 10.11.13	I cant drink anymore or I will die, literally. Got my first DUI at 17. Got my 2nd DUI at 21 when I rolled my car. Then almost 4 years ago I woke up in the hospital with a .471 alcohol level with no recollection of how I got there. I figure if I've escaped death twice I dont want to try for another. Third times the charm. But I never drank beer. It was always 151.
FromDaHood 10.11.13	Well there's your problem Also .471 is ridiculous. Were you on coke too?
guitarded_chuck 10.11.13	.471 holy fuck lol my bro's got some legit absinthe sitting at home and we're going out tm gonna try and convince him to pop dat bottle how many beers i dunno i can feel it after one if it's on an empty stomach, i can drink beer like water too so i can get drunk p quick regardless if i want to
guitarded_chuck 10.11.13	honestly i don't even really like drinking tho drunk people are the worst i'd rather pop a molly in da club from time to time and chill smoke erb the rest of the time
SirDrumsalot 10.11.13	Yes, .471 is ridiculous. The doctors were actually kinda pissed that I had gotten to a point where that didn't kill me. They really didn't want to do anything for me, or so my family tells me. But no coke that night. I was pretty much just drinking 24/7 for about a year and had built up the tolerance.
Treeman 10.11.13	10 in an hour for me to really get drunk like cant talk to a cop level but other than that for me tobe absolutely wasted ive got to crush a 30 over the course of like 4 or 5 hours
MosesMalone 10.11.13	I suck at beer but I can do other intoxicants well I promise!
laucha1266 10.11.13	i swear i get drunk at 2 or 3 beers but it takes a lot more to take me down :/
MosesMalone 10.11.13	Honestly reading through this either Sputnik is full of alcoholics or people posturing to an embarrassing degree.
laucha1266 10.11.13	none of us has an actual life so probably just posturin to an embarrassing degree
SirDrumsalot 10.11.13	Oh I'm a full blown alcoholic, no doubt about that. If I start I cannot stop.
climactic 10.11.13	going back home this weekend to see friends and go to homecoming game, gonna get stupid
climactic 10.11.13	"yea i just stick to weed and brews, never really yearned to do anything else, i get fvcked up off those enough" hard although ive done psychadelics a couple times, not really a drug guy though havent smoked in like a week damn im pumped
DominionMM1 10.11.13	"none of us has an actual life so probably just posturin to an embarrassing degree" having no life and having the ability to drink beer aren't mutually exclusive ya know
Ecksavie 10.11.13	Why the fuck would you even want to have a 30 pack of American beer? What has life done to you to drive you to drink utter piss?
climactic 10.11.13	we cant all have ur fancy shmancy european brews, some of us must deal with and eventually love the shittiness of good ol natty/keystone
Ecksavie 10.11.13	Still... have 30 of them? Your girlfriend left you for a dwarf or something? Shit, dude
Calc 10.11.13	three.
DominionMM1 10.11.13	"Why the fuck would you even want to have a 30 pack of American beer? " you do realize there's more to american beer than coors light right?
Ecksavie 10.11.13	Of course. There are some fine American beers, but you wouldn't have a god damn 30 pack of that though, now would you. ;)
DominionMM1 10.11.13	i don't know man. i can really go to town on some dale's pale ale.
owen 10.11.13	I don't drink m8. Syndrome of Gilberts, so I don't know what would happen. Not that I'd get drunk if I didn't have gilberts
Ecksavie 10.11.13	Yeah, but once you start getting pissed, it's not about savouring fine beer anymore though.
DominionMM1 10.11.13	it's not just about the taste though. smoothness is just as important.
Spec 10.11.13	Bottle of wine, eight shots and some vodka iced tea things last night.
Chortles 10.11.13	jello shots are the shit dude
wacknizzle 10.11.13	If I'm going hard I'll stop maybe between 9 and 11 beers. Not a whole lot but that does it for me
wacknizzle 10.11.13	howdy
skeames1214 10.11.13	how could anyone drink a thirty pack of beer in a day. that's like 4000 calories of beer.
InbredJed 10.11.13	Dude, if you can drink that much without feeling drunk you are either ur an alcoholic or you have an alergy to alcohol that doesn't trigger the proper shut downs in your body when you injest a toxic level of booze. I know, it happened to me
skeames1214 10.11.13	mj > alcohol
skeames1214 10.11.13	it's not close
Chortles 10.11.13	ya or at least it is for me and my friends idk lol either way they rule sup holmes
climactic 10.11.13	didnt andre the giant drink 120 beers in a day or something retarded like that
climactic 10.11.13	as for mj v brew it totally depends on the occasion but i gotta agree with 4th, drunk >high
skeames1214 10.11.13	Yeah good point they're beautiful partners in intoxication.
skeames1214 10.11.13	Drinking is obvs better for social situations, i'll give it that.
Chortles 10.11.13	nvr toked so i wouldn't kno dam
skeames1214 10.11.13	if you ever do just do it with some good friends and put on some nice music.
skeames1214 10.11.13	and have some good food at the ready. I like to cook and smoke right before everything's ready. Really nice sense of satisfaction and the food tastes 10x better.
Scoot 10.11.13	magic number is 8 for me any more and i usually get dusted
klap 10.11.13	this list is so humblebrag i love it
Vespiion 10.11.13	most beer tastes like piss
klap 10.11.13	you drink piss often?
Vespiion 10.11.13	only on occasion
Chortles 10.11.13	i'm in college so all i drink is peestone :(
jdennis31 10.11.13	@dominion "yeah but it's not real absinthe" "The official Marilyn Manson Absinthe, aptly dubbed “Mansinthe” is now officially available for purchase online. Produced in Switzerland, Mansinthe is an authentic Absinthe, distilled from fine herbs, naturally colored and not sugared. There is just ONE Mansinthe -there is NO “sans wormwood” version! Marilyn Manson was directly involved in developing this product and made changes to multiple prototypes that were sent for his review. It took a considerable amount of time to get Mansinthe to the level Manson desired. I'm convinced that this Absinthe is not just ideal for newbies, but will also be appreciated by experienced Absinthe lovers" From Wormwood society.
Lelle 10.11.13	Define drunk. I definitely feel tipsy after 2-3 beers
Lelle 10.11.13	I would feel weirdly uncomfortable drinking something called "Mansinthe"
FromDaHood 10.12.13	Only one beer left in my fridge fuck
someguest 10.12.13	I've been sober for two weeks.
FromDaHood 10.12.13	I have been for 6 days
Trebor. 10.12.13	As many as it takes to stop feeling sad
JokineAugustus 10.12.13	I've been sober 13 days and 7 nights.
Parallels 10.12.13	I can usually get drunk after 5 or 6 beers. On my 21st, my coworkers took me bar hopping and got me wasted. I had around 5 beers, 6 cocktails, 4 shots, a long island, and finally, an AMF. I threw up on the counter and they had to rush me out, and I told them I thought I was gonna die on the sidewalk. I didnt have to go to the hospital either, but I fucked up for like two days, and still had a buzz when I went back to work.
JokineAugustus 10.12.13	2 days is going kind of far. I don't think its possible to be drunk/buzzed for that long. Unless you're super tiny.
Apollo 10.12.13	Drinking beers right now waiting for a friend who's coming from 3 hours away, jamming some O'Brother
Parallels 10.12.13	"2 days is going kind of far. I don't think its possible to be drunk/buzzed for that long. Unless you're super tiny." I would've died from that many drinks if i was tiny. I'm 6' 3" and i weigh 167 lbs
Crymsonblaze 10.12.13	none
guitarded_chuck 10.12.13	haven beerz
ZombicidalMan 10.12.13	Haven't had beer in a long time TBH. But I'm about 1/4 through a bottle of Jameson right now, and I can't really tell if I'm drunk or not. So I better keep drinking
skeames1214 10.12.13	here at the university of missouri-columbia, some of the fraternity's have 'no-sober weeks' in which participants can literally never not have some kind of alcoholic beverage in their hand. Of course I've never participated, given my disdain for fraternities and my generally positive feelings towards continued existence.
oltnabrick 10.12.13	Nipsey Hussle Mixtape in stores today
guitarded_chuck 10.12.13	amazing classic fav yes good choice
guitarded_chuck 10.12.13	nipsey hussle doesn't he suck tho
oltnabrick 10.12.13	agreed
guitarded_chuck 10.12.13	iuno my buddy put him on one time i dont think i liked it i dunt remember IM OVE R IT OK
oltnabrick 10.12.13	ill shoot up your block now
guitarded_chuck 10.12.13	In an industry that’s fallen victim to bubble gum lyrics and erroneous dance fads to match, he’s the spokesperson the block wants for. He’s the sociopolitical outrage of Ice Cube and N.W.A. He’s Snoop Dogg before you knew his name and Ice T after an unexpected knock at 6 o’clock in the morning.
oltnabrick 10.12.13	watch me hit the strip club and make it rain like kobe
skeames1214 10.12.13	lol I just found a review of a Billy Currington (pop-country artist) I wrote on iTunes when I was in seventh grade lol
guitarded_chuck 10.12.13	brutal but nbd i was in here attempting to write reviews for decent music when i was in grade 7 tho 8\|
skeames1214 10.12.13	lucky you man. Growin up here in Missouri I was exposed to country and butt-rock and that's about it.
oltnabrick 10.12.13	joined the site on another account when i was in 9th grade i didnt review anything tho so YEEEE
guitarded_chuck 10.12.13	all good , i remember seeing the weezer hash pipe vid at like 14 and thinking hey this musics pretty cool maybe i should play guitar and the rest is history i dont really remember my taste before that, probably pop
guitarded_chuck 10.12.13	oltnas fav band was mastodon when he joined LOL
oltnabrick 10.12.13	it could have been worse tho
Wolfhorde 10.12.13	"Why the fuck would you even want to have a 30 pack of American beer?" Holy shit you're a fucking idiot. You do realize the whole "American beer is inherently weaker and tastes like warm piss" was a marketing ploy from the 80s? Good beer is good beer, regardless of origin.
oltnabrick 10.12.13	urbanoutfitters.com
skeames1214 10.12.13	Alright I'mma post this cause it's worth a laugh. 'Caught up in the glamour of all the big name pop-country songs of the world, sometimes we overlook some of the best and most lasting groups in favor of some flash in the pan one hit wonder bands. Please do not make that mistake with this album, as it ranks in my top ten country albums of all time in my book. I wouldn't be able to say that if it weren't for a particular song that caught me off guard. Before I go any further, I have to admit I'm only thirteen and haven't had the time to listen to all of the songs on this album but I am planning to (ed note: hahaha). Anyway, good directions is my personal fav, and if you don't download the album at least pick up this song. The lyrics are well written, but what impresses me the most are the fiddles and all the other instruments the background (ed note: had not developed taste, was already an elitist shit). If you have it up on full volume it is absolutely encompassing. Amazing song, amazing album, I strongly recommend it!"
ZombicidalMan 10.12.13	lmao it's worse than my first review
skeames1214 10.12.13	Hahaha, yeah, it's pretty abysmal. BUT HEY 2 out of 2 people found it helpful.
oltnabrick 10.12.13	Before I go any further, I have to admit I'm only thirteen and haven't had the time to listen to all of the songs on this album but I am planning to
guitarded_chuck 10.12.13	mayb by 17
skeames1214 10.12.13	@oltna best line
climactic 10.12.13	drunk hbu guys
guitarded_chuck 10.12.13	kinda
climactic 10.12.13	i had like 10 and im feeling good, not crazy or anything
guitarded_chuck 10.12.13	i dont usually drink many beers in single sessions i like to keep slim and trim 8 max usually on like 4 now
Wadlez 11.13.13	If we're talking light beer, then quite a lot. I'd estimate 8-10 Boston lagers before id be like that's enough for one night. I still have some college left in me in my post-grad life.
Wadlez 11.13.13	Yea, if I find myself only drinking light beer, I'll need some liquor in me to really get going.
demigod! 11.13.13	im bad at holding my liquor :[
jmnewcomer18 11.13.13	takes about 6 millers to get a real buzz. anyways how do you upload an avatar?
Rowan5215 11.13.13	@jm go to your profile, click Edit my Info, click Edit avatar and then find one
Wadlez 11.13.13	And only 1 four loko :D
jmnewcomer18 11.13.13	thanks man
lucasjcockcroft 11.13.13	7 is buzzed 12 is drunk I forget who I am at 15 watched my friend (who is 6 foot 2 like 240+) drink over 20 and still be able to walk in a straight line
jmnewcomer18 11.13.13	My uncle goes through like 2 12 packs a god damn day. What's up ForthReich? Any update on your gold membership?
someguest 12.09.13	I always say I'm going to stop drinking until a cute woman asks me to drink. I never drink with the bros.
skeames1214 12.09.13	I can't drink beer fast enough to get truly drunk. Straight rum is my drink of choice if the goal is to get drunk without puking.
someguest 12.09.13	I've never done the hotel thing. I've always done the drink and drive. Old school.
skeames1214 12.09.13	6'6", bish. I just don't like gin, I don't know what it is about it. Haven't mixed it, though, so maybe it's better that way. Spiced Rum is my shit. Couple glasses of that will have me feeling good. I've never tried Jager! How's the taste?
PunchforPunch 12.09.13	jager taste like cough syrup
skeames1214 12.09.13	dude fugg eggnog mixed with anything is the bomb. @punch well I've got some experience with drinking large quantities of cough syrup, sot hat doesn't sound so bad. ;-]
skeames1214 12.09.13	alright, I'mma buy some Jager next weekend. Expand my drinking horizons.
someguest 12.09.13	I'm such an extravagant asshole when I'm drunk it's absurd.
skeames1214 12.09.13	It's really fun if you just drink a single bottle, really weird if you drink two. I recommend it.
skeames1214 12.09.13	@someguest how so? Do you break out the fur coat or something?
someguest 12.09.13	Basically. I pour it on like no tomorrow.
Gwyn. 12.09.13	I don't even count
PunchforPunch 12.09.13	damn
DominionMM1 12.09.13	jesus christ
someguest 12.09.13	water into wine water grapes, make wine
PunchforPunch 12.09.13	hold the wheel and drive
skeames1214 12.09.13	hahaha fourth, no joke, I'm 160. Skinny af but I've got p nice abs so it's a decent tradeoff.
skeames1214 12.09.13	they're def. skinny guy abs, but they look alright on me. it's all bout them aesthetics.
skeames1214 12.09.13	got dat v shape
jmnewcomer18 12.09.13	half can of miller and i'm streaking into oncoming traffic.
LambsBread 12.09.13	dawg i saw you last night pouring out your beers in the sink to brag about drinking them
jmnewcomer18 12.09.13	Dawg i saw you drinking last night. 3 beers and you look like you have been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse...
LambsBread 12.09.13	"I've never done the hotel thing. I've always done the drink and drive. Old school" That s not old school you scrub, thats what drunken teenage bitches do.
LambsBread 12.09.13	liar
skeames1214 12.09.13	v hard for me to drink and drive. I kinda suck at driving sober.
Storm In A Teacup 12.09.13	I don't ever want to drink and drive again. I've done it a hundred times and never had an accident happen, but I still can't believe how stupid I used to be. I have not been drunk in 5 to 8 months.
skeames1214 12.09.13	yeah, I've only done it a few times and I've felt like an idiot afterwards every time.
LambsBread 12.09.13	its dicks like Someguest that make it so people driving after two beers get their life ruined for years because slops like him like to endanger other peoples life to try and look cool, which causes the minimum penalty to be ridiculous.
Hyperion1001 12.09.13	3 normal ass 5% and im pretty much drunk. i have the lowest tolerance ever and it fucking rocks cause drinking is so cheap
ffs 12.09.13	clearly throat loudly into mic probabely over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!! haha. hello?
TheSlenderMan 12.09.13	How Many Bears Can You Drink Before You Are Drunk?
Storm In A Teacup 12.09.13	I can get to a power level of over 9000 on Skyrim with the new patch...currently at level 52 male high elf (200 hours) and level 66 female human (500 hours) =)
Trebor. 12.09.13	2
Storm In A Teacup 12.09.13	Oklahoma beer is 3% so I don't know if I'm drunk or so full of liquids it causes me to slosh around
Storm In A Teacup 12.09.13	I got a little drunk for the first Chiefs vs Broncos game. I got a hold of some 6% and was feeling good after just 6
someguest 12.11.13	"its dicks like Someguest that make it so people driving after two beers get their life ruined for years because slops like him like to endanger other peoples life to try and look cool, which causes the minimum penalty to be ridiculous." Make sure you cross the street a lot this weekend. You know, to increase your odds a bit.
someguest 12.11.13	"Oklahoma beer is 3%" blame it on the redsk....india...feathe...Native Americans.
Storm In A Teacup 12.11.13	Native Americans were pro-choice with drugs
someguest 12.11.13	buffalo corn and fancy dances, hits on pipes and men in trances
oresttt 01.02.14	cool
ButteryBiscuitBass 02.05.14	I'll be having one in 45 minutes - finish work early for a pool competition, gonna get battered and hit it hard. Day off tomorrow :D
ButteryBiscuitBass 02.05.14	Never been into the party scene, it's all about a boozer for me, get in there about 18:00 and home at 20:00 for sausage and mash and a rub out.
ButteryBiscuitBass 02.05.14	I feel for you, but free vag? Count me in.
ButteryBiscuitBass 02.05.14	What are the bars you've been to like in 'Murica, Reich? Just as you see on shows like The Wire, etc. I always thought about that, as over here it's like pubs which are the best thing ever. Shame there's not that many old fashioned pubs where I live.
BlueW 02.05.14	0 I'm one of those straight edge cunts
tommygun 02.05.14	pubs rule
ButteryBiscuitBass 02.05.14	you know tom
tommygun 02.05.14	it rules man go down to the local, the bar staff know and love ya, couple of pints with the boys, bet on a few horses and get a feed fuckin pubs
ButteryBiscuitBass 02.05.14	hahahaha. We are def having a beer tom
tommygun 02.05.14	agreed
MO 02.05.14	pubs are awesome...but a money pit if you want to drink often. I still prefer going to a buds place with a case and watching hockey
DominionMM1 02.06.14	wish we had hockey on the tube as much as y'all do up there
SIMBOLIC 02.06.14	I got through 18 on Australia day and didn't even pass out : p
DominionMM1 02.06.14	Avs man. They're killing it so far this year but no one seems to notice or care.
SIMBOLIC 02.06.14	Wish we had more hockey over here
DominionMM1 02.06.14	it's pretty impressive considering how bad they were last year but yeah most coverage from the national media goes to the blackhawks (deserved) and mediocre eastern conference teams
tommygun 02.06.14	don't remember the last time i had fosters
tommygun 02.06.14	it's actually quite rare here i just drink hahn m/
SeaAnemone 02.06.14	I haven't drank for a month or two so I'm hoping my tolerance is shot
DominionMM1 02.06.14	i don't think i've ever actually bought fosters
SeaAnemone 02.06.14	don't drink imports if you're in america stupid
DominionMM1 02.06.14	dude if you're in northern cali take advantage of all the great breweries up there. north coast for example.
SeaAnemone 02.06.14	you're probably going to pay 10x more for a good australian beer than you would for a good american beer and the australian beer still won't be nearly as good just stick to local breweries especially if you're in CA
SeaAnemone 02.06.14	russian river north coast anchor steam alesmith firestone all really good CA breweries!
DominionMM1 02.06.14	dude anything from russian river, north coast, and stone and im sure they're all widely available in your neck of the woods
tommygun 02.06.14	agreed just try all yr locals i mean it's a bit of a crapshoot but you stumble across some lovely bevvies
DominionMM1 02.06.14	it's all about dat old rasputin bro
SeaAnemone 02.06.14	here's a great recent list if you're interested; easy to narrow down by region and availability http://www.ratebeer.com/RateBeerBest/
joshuahuntkc 02.06.14	I don't know. I drink beer when I'm causally hanging out with friends, not to get drunk. I drink liquor to get drunk.
Trebor. 02.06.14	2
L4titudes 02.06.14	i usually start to feel uncomfortable after a few sips
joshuahuntkc 02.06.14	ive never blacked out or been hungover and all I really drink is liquor
Relinquished 02.06.15	trebor are you serious
betray 02.06.15	11-12
MO 02.06.15	"trebor are you serious" trebor's probably the type who doesn't need booze to have a good time he's whacky and zany and the life of the party
jmnewcomer18 02.06.15	depends. if its miller then around 3
guitarded_chuck 02.06.15	"ive never blacked out or been hungover and all I really drink is liquor" we were all 16 once
guitarded_chuck 02.06.15	depends on the beer and how fast i'm drinking but i'm usually feeling proper wobbly after the 3rd. if i'm drinking slow and it's a typical 5% i can drink a whole case and feel not super fucked at any given moment
Titan 02.06.15	i'd be buzzing off of 2 or 3, drunk off of 4 or 5
Skoj 02.06.15	ABV would be helpful. If we're talking 120 minute IPAs, maybe five. If we're talking generic light american pale ales, probably six hundred thousand.
ArsMoriendi 02.06.15	I get buzzed off 3 beers, but it's usually 5 or 6 until I'm actually stumbling and stuff. I've never blacked out because I make sure I know how much I've had to drink. Well I guess I wasn't paying attention that one time with the vodka mixed with strawberry kiwi snapple... still didn't black out that time though.
laucha1266 02.06.15	10-12 but i have to pee after every 15-20 minutes after the 3º beer so i just stoped drinking anyway
betray 02.06.15	ArsMoriendi 02.06.15 [Report this Post] I get buzzed off 3 beers, but it's usually 5 or 6 until I'm actually stumbling and stuff. i knew who's comment this was before i even looked at the user name
treeqt. 02.07.15	"still didn't black out that time though." good job! i'm proud of you ;)
beefshoes 02.07.15	5-6, but I drank 6 Hoegaardens a few nights ago and felt normal after a couple of hours.
Royl123 02.07.15	These lists are stupid...
Royl123 02.07.15	Shut up wannabe Nazi...
Royl123 02.07.15	or 5ing Lil Ugly Mane....
betray 02.07.15	beer
someguest 02.07.15	I had 7 rums and three butter crowns and was fine last night.
DamnVanne 02.09.15	1 beer in the shower and i am a philosopher of the highest order of sageliness.
DamnVanne 02.09.15	i miss this place a bit
DamnVanne 02.13.15	Howzit, Mitch my boy?
controlled 02.13.15	OMFG IS THAT CINNAMUTHERFUCKINGBUN
Veldin 02.13.15	Probably a six pack, but I prefer the herb.
L4titudes 02.13.15	drank 2 last night night then couldn't remember anything after that.. HOW IS THIS STUFF LEGAL?
dbizzles 02.13.15	I live in Utah. I can drink all the beers and not get drunk. Just kidding, but the question is hard since there are so many different percentages of alcohol. I'm a homebrewer and I can drink about a sixer of my 9% Rye IPA and I'll be feeling fucky.
DamnVanne 02.13.15	I missed yall too
Derek521 02.13.15	I drink liquor so idk.
Crymsonblaze 02.13.15	alcohol feels awful i would like some ambien please
Archelirion 02.13.15	Depends on the day. Sometimes I can't, sometimes it's less than a pint. Tends to lead to me feeling like shit anyway, so I rarely get to any stage of drunk anymore.
unclereich 12.10.18	i drank a lot at 18 sad!
ArsMoriendi 12.10.18	Old list
MyNameIsPencil 12.10.18	i didn't really drink until i was 18 unless taking a shot of my stepdads whiskey every once in a while counts
Minushuman24 12.10.18	Some
ArsMoriendi 12.10.18	Had my first beer at 14, but I didn't actually get drunk until I was 16 Good times
MyNameIsPencil 12.10.18	beer is gr8
Minushuman24 12.10.18	I think the first time I got drunk was when I was 18. First beer was probably 16, hated it
MyNameIsPencil 12.10.18	i still remember the first time i got drunk kind of I know i went on full shitpost mode here on that night
unclereich 12.10.18	yea me and a lot of old users were just alcoholics
sixdegrees 12.10.18	makes sense in retrospect......
Minushuman24 12.10.18	I think my first beer was around the same time I joined this site actually now that I think about it...
ArsMoriendi 12.10.18	I remember it was when I was 16 and a CIT at a camp, between the sessions when the first set of campers went home, all of the counselors/CITs went to a bowling alley to celebrate/etc and there was this one counselor who was willing to buy the 16-20 year olds beer as long as we paid him (not even an over charge, just regular price) and I had a whole pitcher of beer to myself lol I got drunk, but like regular drunk, but 2 of the other 16 year olds were idiots and drank way too much and blacked out, so when I worked there next year they kept a close watch on all of the 16-17 years so they couldn't drink, which sucked the 18-20 year olds still got to drink though, which is cool
Minushuman24 12.10.18	Self control never existed when it came to drinking when I was a teen
unclereich 12.10.18	lol yea not exactly
Zig 12.10.18	Only got drunk (more like a happy drunk) once at the age of 19, that night I drank a beer, 5+ vodka shots and some vodka mixed with coke. Didn't like that experience very much, tbqh.
Demon of the Fall 12.10.18	5 pints can be a stretch these days, depends on %s but let's just say 5% average for the sake of this argument, anything more & I have to drink crazy-all-day-session-like slowly i.e. around one an hour to stay afloat. Not falling on the floor drunk, just sensible 'I shouldn't have any more' type drunk, the former type is long behind me fortunately. I could drink way more when I was 15, which is worrying (& also a relief that my tolerance isn't as high these days, has to be a good sign). I think the terrible hangovers you invariably get when reaching your mid-20s is a great deterrent.
Sinternet 12.10.18	i dont drink beer so cant comment on that particular metric but it usually takes 7 or 8 rum and cokes for me to get tipsy. less if im breaking it up with jager too
Tchitcherine 12.10.18	12oz? What is this, a joke? A beer is 0,5L and if I want to be drunk I drink 5 or more, but I already start to feel half-drunk after the third or fourth if I drink it in a short time. If I drink slow I share a bottle crate (20 x 0,5 L) with a friend over a night, so we both drink 10 bottles and are wasted the next morning. Greetings from Germany
BigBlob 12.10.18	at least 50
Demon of the Fall 12.10.18	Beers are actually 568ml where I'm from, or 284ml, sometimes 330ml in cans/bottles, occasionally 440ml, then those silly 355ml ones (is that 12fl oz?).
BigBlob 12.10.18	12oz bounce
Tchitcherine 12.10.18	In Germany we usually have 0,5L and 0,33L bottles, but since 0,33 often costs nearly the same as 0,5 they are usually only bought by young girls who can't drink a whole beer or smoothies who don't drink from things bigger than a martini glass or drink so slow the beer would be already warm when half drunk
rabidfish 12.10.18	i drank aproximately 1000 beers in 3 days. i was left with a feeling like anything else. it was quite extraordinary, i remember thinking i could go on forever in this state which is ironic, because i was on the brink of death.
MO 12.10.18	ugh the thought of me drinking 17 beers now is unpleasant lol. could probably still do it tho
guitarded_chuck 12.10.18	booze is for fatties and people that hate themselves
Sinternet 12.10.18	weed is for people who get fired from fast food restaurants and never emotionally matured past the age of 15 and so on and so forth for literally everything
DirEnRefused 12.10.18	don't you dare personally attack me like that
unclereich 12.10.18	ugh the thought of me drinking 17 beers now is unpleasant lol. could probably still do it tho this hahaha we were so young
unclereich 12.10.18	you were still metallicopeth