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| Late Night Breakfast Chains
It's 3 AM, i'm covered in my own piss and sweat and im hungry. What could I go for? SOME BREAKFAST!!!! Honestly, after a hard night of drinking, partying, moshing, fighting, yiffing,karokeing, bromancing, D&Ding, cow tipping, etc, you are bound to get hungry. When my stomach calls I go the diner with friends or without. These are my 4 diner chains ranked, not including independent ones, just the classics. Bob Evans can suck a dick however. | | 1 |  | October Falls
The Plague of a Coming Age
Waffle House: Easily the most unsanitary place out of the list so why is it #1? Easy. Pure deliciousness. The All Star Special for $6.99 is and always will be my go to meal for pre work shift, post work meal, post concert meal, whatever. My history of waffle house lineage is long and deep. Hell, 3 people were murdered and stored in the freezer at my local WH..the one they call the Slaughter House. Menu isn't that varied but not like I care, I only order one thing. Always the same. Plus, they have delicious iced tea. | | 2 |  | Moss of Moonlight
Seed
Dennys: Denny's is very consistent and has great menu variety. And despite the recent emergence of IHOP becoming one of my new favorite pastimes Denny's is still #2. Denny's is absolutely clutch, they got anything you need and their Build A Slam for 6.99 with two more sides for 8.99 cannot be beaten. However, no iced tea, putting butter on my oatmeal and mediocre grits which of course are all cons. | | 3 |  | Nokturnal Mortum
The Voice of Steel
IHOP: Featuring Tiramisu pancakes, jelly doughnut pancakes and all other kinds of fattening grotesquely delicious pancakes IHOP gives you great bargain for your buck. For 8 bucks you get a hefty omelet and 2 panckaes. Plus they give you a watered down pot of coffee which is nice, to save the waiter from having to continue refill your glass. Menu variety is also pretty clutch here including a variety of boner inducing syrups. Only coffee suits this restaurant. | | 4 |  | Eluveitie
Slania
Honorable Mentions: Friendly's/Cracker Barrel. Ice Cream, burgers, paaaaaancakes.. although I have never been here late Friendly's is damn good. Cracker Barrel has been my favorite chain for 24 years and they have better pancakes and syrup then anybody on this god damn list. Phenomenal iced tea and grits. | |
BallsToTheWall
06.24.13 | WH Meal 1: 4 eggs scrambled, grits, bacon and a pecan chocolate chip waffle with 5 glasses of iced tea and usually split food with others.
Denny's Meal 2: 6 eggs scrambled, pancakes, turkey bacon, oatmeal. 4-7 cups of decaf coffee
IHOP Meal: Western omelet, plain pancakes a fuck load of coffee.
Cracker Barrel: Momma's Pancake Breakfast + 2 eggs so 3 pancakes, 4 eggs scrambled and sausage.
BONER JAMZ 2013 | MuhNamesTyler
06.24.13 | Yes Waffle House is the king indeed and there are a million of them so you really don't even need anything else | BallsToTheWall
06.24.13 | Damn Hep, sorry to hear that. | Trebor.
06.24.13 | Went to Denny's last Christmas
Best Christmas I've had in years | BallsToTheWall
06.24.13 | All the craziest shit happens at Waffle House, I love it, a night before I went in 3 tables fought each other, other nights Heat players were fabled to come in, other nights the waitresses were all methed the fuck out, and in one South Carolina Waffle House these two fat lesbian employees were cursing and flirting all night. | Titan
06.24.13 | The nearest Cracker Barrell to my house is 55 miles away......I debate on doing the drive from time to time | BallsToTheWall
06.24.13 | Vacation tip: Always stay at a hotel next to a Waffle House. Good times 4 ever... | MuhNamesTyler
06.24.13 | I used to live near Thomson, GA and they have one on either side of the interstate at the same exit. Like right there, both practically the first restaurant when you pull off | BallsToTheWall
06.24.13 | Titan, its worth the trek but if you dont have enough gas money have some friends chip in for the ride. | BallsToTheWall
06.24.13 | Cant go wrong Tyler unless there's a Crips/bloods dynamic going on.
Sounds cool Hep, we got a diner called Flashback which is pretty consisten too but a few dollars pricier which is GAF. | Titan
06.24.13 | Oh I know Balls....I stop whenever I'm traveling | DinosaurJones
06.24.13 | Fuck, I want waffle house so bad now... | BallsToTheWall
06.24.13 | Same, closest one by me right now is 20 miles. | Romulus
06.24.13 | waffle house > life | Titan
06.24.13 | Is Waffle House the same as an IHOP? | MuhNamesTyler
06.24.13 | nah man waffle house changes lives | BallsToTheWall
06.25.13 | All Star Special. Eat it, breathe it, live it. | PayneTiger777
06.25.13 | Closest IHop for me is an hour and a half away. Their pancakes are amazing. I could go for some banana chocolate chip right about now. | Masochist
06.25.13 | No lie, I once went to an IHOP that had ran out of pancake batter. Wanted to sue them for false advertisement. | BallsToTheWall
06.25.13 | That is blasphemous man, they should have at least given you a free meal. Shit I got a free meal from Ruby Tuesday because they kept fuckin up my pancake meal. | PayneTiger777
06.25.13 | Dear god, they have red velvet pancakes at IHOP....I might need to take a ride up there. | Masochist
06.25.13 | Balls - It really sucks when you realize that they mix in the batter to make their omelettes. I had no idea what to do with myself...
"waffle house changes lives"
Or destroys them, depending on whether you're the person watching others or the person being watched. | GnarlyShillelagh
06.25.13 | DENNYS NYIGGUH | wacknizzle
06.25.13 | I fucking love waffels, don't know why I haven't already eaten at a Waffelhouse. Belgian waffless and bacon are my favorite breakfast combo. I love dipping bacon in mapple syrup, people really should try it. | BallsToTheWall
06.25.13 | eggs n syrup is really good too. Yeah thats weird Mas I saw that they did that on their menu. | wacknizzle
06.25.13 | I would try that combo but I don't really eat eggs. I'd pretty much eat anything with maple syrup. | BallsToTheWall
06.25.13 | Still never tried Deny's maple bacon sundae. Regrets...... | Masochist
06.25.13 | "I love dipping bacon in mapple syrup, people really should try it." [2]
"eggs n syrup is really good too." [2] | MyNameIsPencil
07.08.13 | I live like 5 minutes away from Cracker Barrel.
I fucking love Cracker Barrel. I'm also a fan of IHOP lol |
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