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Name That Movie

1Enrique Iglesias

I've got to do something about the way I look. I mean a girl just can't go to Sing Sing with a green face.
2Enrique Iglesias

You bring the equipment, I'll bring my balls.
Vulgar Display of Power

do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
The Listening

An anti-American eagle. It's diabolical.
5Ellie Goulding

You're one of those self-indulgent males who thinks about nothing but his clothes, his car, himself. Bet you do push-ups every morning just to keep your belly hard.
6Prussian Blue
The Path We Chose

I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.
7Prussian Blue
The Path We Chose

Oh the things that I have missed: the Black Plague, the Spanish Inquisition, the Brady Bunch Reunion.
8Cubones Brigade
Train And Destroy

I don't love her, she kicked me in the face!
The Traveling Vampire Show

I have two guns, one for each of ya.
10Viking Skull
Cursed By The Sword

Like a donkey fucking a hippopotamus, it's party time.
Dynasty Warriors 4

Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I could fucking understand it.
12Running Wild
Death or Glory

I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.
2BA Masta

Murderer, man? Murderer? Let me tell you about murder. It's fun, it's easy, and you gonna learn all about it.
14Riff Raff
The Golden Alien

If I knew we was going to a bar mitzvah, I would have brought me fuckin' skull cap. Mate, Tottenham's due north. Are you lost? Or just fucking stupid?
15Riff Raff
Birth of an Icon

My mother was a pure woman from a noble family. And I, at least, know who my father is, you pig-eating son of a whore!
16Prussian Blue
The Path We Chose

That's right. That's right. I'm cute too.
17Prussian Blue
The Path We Chose

The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize "Lone Ranger"?
18Prussian Blue
The Path We Chose

Brother, life's a bitch... and she's back in heat.
Like A Prayer

We're gonna nail this guy. And when we get done... we're gonna go eat fish off those naked chicks!
Like A Virgin

But along with these other results, it gives *you* just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into!
True Blue

He tried to poison me, that dirty Cossack!
22Ennio Morricone
For A Few Dollars More

Repulse the monkey... part the wild horse's mane.
23Ennio Morricone
Once Upon A Time In The West

Now in addition to the Chinese Kung Fu we've got a little Mexican Judo, as in 'Judon't know who you messin' with, homz.'
24Deltron 3030
Deltron 3030

Now you know this don't look natural Coach. now you know it don't... I look like I just jacked off an elephant.
The Underground Resistance

Well, if you're waitin' for a woman to make up her mind, you may have a a long wait.
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