ChronicMasturbator: Sputnik Music

ChronicMasturbator 04.11.13	Not sure why 1 isn't working. Anyways, this is music that gets way more hype than it deserves, or is just otherwise poor in quality.
ChronicMasturbator 04.11.13	No.
Funeralopolis 04.11.13	what do i care what you think about these bands ur a dog
Dolving999 04.11.13	Great, another troll.
ChronicMasturbator 04.11.13	Fallout Boy is ok. I haven't rated much stuff yet.
ResidentNihilist 04.11.13	Thanks for letting us know, I'll now email the president with this list.
TheCollectiveFacade 04.11.13	lol 4.. lol
pissbore 04.11.13	ya these albums are garbage but you yourself seemingly enjoy btbam and fallout boy so you're in the same boat as those you're attempting to call out but at least you like freaky styley
ChronicMasturbator 04.11.13	I gave FOB a 3.5. Is that such a crime? And besides BTBAM is mostly nostalgia, I hardly listen to them nowadays.
rapideyemovement 04.11.13	My thoughts about 4 were the same as yours when i joined the site, but don't worry, sooner or later you will get it.
ChronicMasturbator 04.11.13	No, it's shit.
Kman418 04.11.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
ChronicMasturbator 04.11.13	Yeah, that's already been established. I like the album. Go away.
rapideyemovement 04.11.13	Well at least it's not as shit as FOB.
ViralOblivion 04.11.13	You give fall out boy a 3.5 and CTTS a 2 If you kill yourself now, you might get a page in your yearbook
ChronicMasturbator 04.11.13	I'm just replying to these people who actually like these bands.
geasoftime 04.11.13	I've heard 1,4,6,10 and I agree with you. They are not nearly as good as people make them out to be. I don't know what the hype about 4 is. People here will tell you that it's the best album ever produced, but it's really not more than a 3.5. And that's generous, really.
oltnabrick 04.11.13	DONT EVER HATE ON 8 EVER AGAIN. #PROTECTLILBATALLCOST
slipnslide 04.11.13	lol i know like two of these bands
ChronicMasturbator 04.11.13	8 is objectively the worst "artist" on this list.
MO 04.11.13	yea I don't like any of these but cool
slipnslide 04.11.13	i know JT like, duh of course I do, and I know Paramore m/ but all these other bands seem like really lame sounding
ChronicMasturbator 04.11.13	They are bad sounding and they sound bad.
slipnslide 04.11.13	ya you seem like you know music really well haha i dont know these bands but ur probably rite haha
Artuma 04.11.13	"They are bad sounding and they sound bad." best argument ever
nononsense 04.11.13	Progy go away.
Havey 04.11.13	most of these suck yeah but chronicmasturbator u have incredibly juvenile / fucking awful taste so i don't think you have any room to talk
anarchistfish 04.11.13	no one cares
Gwyn. 04.11.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
Havey 04.11.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
DrGonzo1937 04.11.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
anarchistfish 04.11.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
nononsense 04.11.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
Gwyn. 04.11.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
toxin. 04.11.13	awful user
DrGonzo1937 04.11.13	He/she has balls. I'll give him/her credit.
titlefightmeirl 04.11.13	lol
Trebor. 04.11.13	The Alkaline Trio has an absurdly high average for some reason I agree with that
intotheshit 04.11.13	" He/she has balls. I'll give him/her credit" Yeah because it takes a lot of balls to make a list on Sputnik.
Calc 04.11.13	ok you suck for 1 that rules, however 8 is the most true thing ever. Not good in even an ironic making-fun-of-the-industry bullshit way.
Trebor. 04.11.13	CTTS > Morrowind
oltnabrick 04.11.13	quit posting links to pictures NOT COOL
ZilbelPing 04.11.13	fucking dog, lick your anus
geasoftime 04.11.13	Yeah, Lil B really does suck. It's painful to listen to. It would be different if he could actually rap, but he can't. I know it's supposed to be a joke, but he sounds so disjointed when he raps - his flow is terrible. The most terrible aspect of the whole thing is the fans though, they're worse than ICP fans. The way they worship this guy and the arrogant way he behaves is so debasing and pathetic, and they don't even realize it. It's really like a cult though... all these guys with weak personalities look towards this Alpha male for direction, and adore everything he does and wish they could be him and it's really insane to see. I can understand why they think it's funny, but alot of people have moved past that to actually take him seriously. Oltnabrick is a prime example of that. He would lick the dirt off of Lil B's feet and thank him for it. It's sick.
ZilbelPing 04.11.13	and then jump off a cliff
slipnslide 04.11.13	"all these guys with weak personalities look towards this Alpha male for direction, " lolno. all these guys with weak personalities reject the new face of music in favour of their parents way of life
geasoftime 04.11.13	#StayinsultingLilB #Fuckyoubasehead
Balerion 04.11.13	says the kid who names his account "ChronicMasturbator".... no further comments
slipnslide 04.11.13	#basedpresident2013 #lockuptheh8rs
geasoftime 04.11.13	Lil B isn't even music. If you sincerely enjoy listening to his drivel then your sanity is seriously suspect.
slipnslide 04.11.13	his beats are catchy as fuck
oltnabrick 04.11.13	lil b is a great man.
Gwyn. 04.11.13	"Yeah, Lil B really does suck. It's painful to listen to. It would be different if he could actually rap, but he can't. I know it's supposed to be a joke, but he sounds so disjointed when he raps - his flow is terrible. The most terrible aspect of the whole thing is the fans though, they're worse than ICP fans. The way they worship this guy and the arrogant way he behaves is so debasing and pathetic, and they don't even realize it. It's really like a cult though... all these guys with weak personalities look towards this Alpha male for direction, and adore everything he does and wish they could be him and it's really insane to see. I can understand why they think it's funny, but alot of people have moved past that to actually take him seriously. Oltnabrick is a prime example of that. He would lick the dirt off of Lil B's feet and thank him for it. It's sick." Joined 12-14-12 hmmmm
geasoftime 04.11.13	The flow is ridiculously bad. Probably the worst of any rapper ever.
savagecabbage 04.11.13	rabble rabble rabble
Winsomniac 04.11.13	gwynbleidd - Joined 11-25-12 I like these kinds of arguments.
geasoftime 04.11.13	gwynbleidd, my join date has nothing to do with this. I respect you for the username, but whatever you're trying to imply is completely arbitrary and takes nothing away from my anti-Lil B rant.
Gwyn. 04.11.13	"gwynbleidd - Joined 11-25-12 I like these kinds of arguments." Had other accounts before
oltnabrick 04.11.13	gwynbleidd, who said that lol
slipnslide 04.11.13	yeah those arguments are dumb since ive had accounts since 09 as well as the fact that they dont validate anything for shit
Winsomniac 04.11.13	And they were banned/no one knows who you are anyway. Your point?
slipnslide 04.11.13	"Yeah, Lil B really does suck. It's painful to listen to. It would be different if he could actually rap, but he can't. I know it's supposed to be a joke, but he sounds so disjointed when he raps - his flow is terrible. The most terrible aspect of the whole thing is the fans though, they're worse than ICP fans. The way they worship this guy and the arrogant way he behaves is so debasing and pathetic, and they don't even realize it. It's really like a cult though... all these guys with weak personalities look towards this Alpha male for direction, and adore everything he does and wish they could be him and it's really insane to see. I can understand why they think it's funny, but alot of people have moved past that to actually take him seriously. Oltnabrick is a prime example of that. He would lick the dirt off of Lil B's feet and thank him for it. It's sick." Joined 07/02/05 WOW UR SO RITE
Gwyn. 04.11.13	"gwynbleidd, my join date has nothing to do with this. I respect you for the username, but whatever you're trying to imply is completely arbitrary and takes nothing away from my anti-Lil B rant." What im saying is that how youve stayed here for even that long surprises me If you really cant take a joke, then sputnik really isnt for you dude. if youre looking for some music website utopia this aint it
slipnslide 04.11.13	If you really cant take a joke, then sputnik really isnt for you dude. if youre looking for some music website utopia this aint it Joined 02/06/95 He knows.
oltnabrick 04.11.13	Oltnabrick is a prime example of that. He would lick the dirt off of Lil B's feet and thank him for it. It's sick. [2]
Winsomniac 04.11.13	gwynbleidd: grand champion karate triple black belt Ph.D nobel laureate of Sputnik. Bow down now before he makes infantile arguments in your general direction and just shits on your intercred.
oltnabrick 04.11.13	"Oltnabrick is a prime example of that. He would lick the dirt off of Lil B's feet and thank him for it. It's sick." - Andrew Jackson, 1815.
slipnslide 04.11.13	the reason fans take Lil B seriously is because his detractors dont understand that he is just fucking around and using music as expression rather than focusing on trying to make a quality product. People butt heads over him because he is so polarizing its nothing to do with looking for a role model.
Winsomniac 04.11.13	Fuck Jackson, dude was an injun-killer. Or are we okay with that now? Hello? Manifest Destiny, is that you?
slipnslide 04.11.13	Fuck Jackson, dude was an injun-killer. Or are we okay with that now? Hello? Manifest Destiny, is that you? Joined 08-13-09 no one knows who you are anyway. Your point?
geasoftime 04.11.13	I understand that he is fucking around. But, he really doesn't express anything worthwhile. I've listened to PYT, Crime Fetish, and Blue Flame. I wanted to find it funny or ironic, or whatever the hell it is you guys get out of it, but it's just not there.
slipnslide 04.11.13	Joined 11-27-10 Dude noone here wants to talk to little children
savagecabbage 04.11.13	rabble rabble rabble
Winsomniac 04.11.13	Shit, you got me there. Who am I again?
Trebor. 04.11.13	Lil B rules fuck you
geasoftime 04.11.13	He must ejaculate chocolate icecream the way these dudes act
slipnslide 04.11.13	so you have a different opinion on his music than others which means his fanbase is a bunch of grovelling teenagers looking for role model as opposed to people with a different sense of humour?
Winsomniac 04.11.13	GUYS I JUST LOST MY DRIVERS LICENSE AUGHGGHAGUGHA I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!!!!!
geasoftime 04.11.13	I don't know if his fanbase are grovelling teenagers looking for a role model as much as they are just your basic dickriders.
Trebor. 04.11.13	I'm gonna stay positive and ignore your bullshit
Cygnatti 04.11.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
oltnabrick 04.11.13	IM TRYING TO STAY POSITIVE. LIL B HELP ME THROUGH THIS TOUGH TIME. #TYBG
Cygnatti 04.11.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
FromDaHood 04.11.13	Wait I thought we hated Paramore now
Cygnatti 04.11.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
Crawl 04.12.13	lol Cygnatti, the album is good, come on. What the fuck is this list? 4 and 6 are the best albums you've ever heard, homo
Keyblade 04.12.13	10/10 list
ReturnToRock 04.12.13	"Cirlce Takes the Square" and the artwork loaded?! :p Anyway, welcome to Sputnik, home of the hipster.
Gwyn. 04.12.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
ReturnToRock 04.12.13	Incidentally, guys, why am I supposedly someone with 'shit music taste' and you guys still sort-of respect me? Is it just the 300 reviews and 80-something percent approval rate?
BigPleb 04.12.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
Keyblade 04.12.13	pretty sure nobody respects you
Gwyn. 04.12.13	who respects you
BigPleb 04.12.13	Respect doesn't exist over the internet.
Keyblade 04.12.13	respect isn't earn based on taste. you can have shit taste (which is subjective anyway) and not be a dick like listmaker is being with this list
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 04.12.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
Masochist 04.12.13	...MJ?
Gwyn. 04.12.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
Keyblade 04.12.13	4 excellent Boards of Canada - Music Has the Right to Children
ButteryBiscuitBass 04.12.13	What a spanner.
ReturnToRock 04.12.13	@Keyblade better check again dude.
Gwyn. 04.12.13	why he has it at a 4
ReturnToRock 04.12.13	I meant about nobody respecting me.
Keyblade 04.12.13	lol I was jk RtR
Cygnatti 04.12.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
Cygnatti 04.12.13	"4 excellent Boards of Canada - Music Has the Right to Children" This is a problem, a serious one. It should be a 4.5, NOT a 4. smh
DrGonzo1937 04.12.13	5 classic Between the Buried and Me Colors
Keyblade 04.12.13	that's acceptable cyg yea
YakNips 08.09.14	bump
YakNips 08.09.14	it's important to remember the greats
Xar 08.09.14	5.0 classic Between The Buried And Me Colors Periphery Icarus Red Hot Chili Peppers Freaky Styley Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Xar 08.09.14	looks my first comment on this thread was the same as my (now 2nd) last
ConorIsNotHere 08.09.14	I lol'd
Shuyin 08.09.14	Periphery Icarus