SIMBOLIC
04.08.13 | ...The iron chef ov pounding vag |
Keyblade
04.08.13 | "i luv u sim"
averting the inevitable shitstorm. well played |
SIMBOLIC
04.08.13 | so wut bruz lost my virginity bro
YOU HAPPY NOW DAD IM NOT A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN ANYMORE
you too snox xoxoxo |
Pestiferous
04.08.13 | bro you should've jammed my new album while doing this
http://restriktedandfriends1.bandcamp.com/ |
tommygun
04.08.13 | m/ |
ButteryBiscuitBass
04.08.13 | Nice |
SIMBOLIC
04.08.13 | yeh bros its no big deal.. |
baldymort
04.08.13 | planned on calling you a knob for posting about this but that description was funny as fuck. |
baldymort
04.08.13 | "then she simboLICKS my towering phallus"
easy best part |
SIMBOLIC
04.08.13 | yeh im pretty rutheless |
SIMBOLIC
04.08.13 | was it at church? XD |
NeoSpaz
04.08.13 | not australian enough. should've been fending off a crocodile attack whilst you fucked her. neg |
Calc
04.08.13 | Sounds like a story skele would tell |
gosk8n
04.08.13 | ^ lol neospaz |
adhoc
04.08.13 | nice dp |
osmark86
04.08.13 | congrats I guess.. |
BigPleb
04.08.13 | Australian chicks are only interested in that dude from Crocodile Dundee. |
tempest--
04.08.13 | "that dude"
It's fucking Paul Hogan you spud |
BigPleb
04.08.13 | Im not a fucking aussie man, wish I was. |
tempest--
04.08.13 | do you live in Cali, because if you do I'd be happy to swap
even just for a year or so |
osmark86
04.08.13 | he's from beatlesville.. |
tempest--
04.08.13 | yuck! |
osmark86
04.08.13 | unless you love bricks, lots and lots of expansive bricked architecture |
osmark86
04.08.13 | that red-brownish tint of amible brick.. |
NeoSpaz
04.08.13 | i mean fuck, if you aren't fucking a chick whilst holding two coronas, skulling a bottle of jacks, fighting a croc off and bitchslapping julia gillard, you're doing it wrong |
tempest--
04.08.13 | I'm pretty sure that's just implied if you're an Australian |
NeoSpaz
04.08.13 | I'm Australian, it's the only acceptable way |
osmark86
04.08.13 | the whiskey dick has, as of yet, still not been properly invented in the Oceania region of the world. |
tempest--
04.08.13 | well damn Neo, I'll have to remember that
where are you from? (Melbourne here) |
NeoSpaz
04.08.13 | Adelaide. Nice little hole. |
Vakarian12
04.08.13 | I cried, bravo Sim. |
SIMBOLIC
04.08.13 | fuckn coronas are for fuckn mexicans. its gotta be VB cunt. did i mention i slew several drop bears on the way to the place of poundage??? |
osmark86
04.08.13 | where can I purchase drop bears at quality rates? |
NeoSpaz
04.08.13 | get fucked cunt, take your shitty fucking vb and tip it in the ocean, bloody victorians. |
Vakarian12
04.08.13 | agreed vb is absolutely awful |
NeoSpaz
04.08.13 | drop bears explode osmark, don't you know anything |
osmark86
04.08.13 | sounds dangerous..and manly |
Butkuiss
04.08.13 | What uni you go to Simb? |
SIMBOLIC
04.08.13 | im not from victoria faggot im from canberra cuz im so elite.
I go to (big surprise here) the university of canberra butkuiss
and VB is for real men froghat |
tempest--
04.08.13 | Canberra is renowned for its eliteness. |
NeoSpaz
04.08.13 | it's cold and lame. |
Vakarian12
04.08.13 | vb is for those that stand out the front of centrelink comparing their commodores whilst twirling their mullets. Bogans basically. |
SIMBOLIC
04.08.13 | shit commodores???
datsuns brah learn2mullet |
tempest--
04.08.13 | look is it okay that I still enjoy a bottle of Fanta from time to time |
SIMBOLIC
04.08.13 | mmm yeh fanta i love those fizzy drinks high in six carbon aldoses m/ |
tommygun
04.08.13 | get a dog up ya |
demigod!
04.08.13 | SOMEONE HAD QUITE THE DAY !! |
Vakarian12
04.08.13 | nominated for greatest story ever. |
savagecabbage
04.08.13 | D the V |
NeoSpaz
04.08.13 | damn fucking straight |
ViralOblivion
04.08.13 | You probably have aids |
demigod!
04.08.13 | props for 5 |
Apollo
04.08.13 | I want to punch you repeatedly in the face for how fucking retarded you are coming across but 1 rules so |
Butkuiss
04.09.13 | Fuck bro usyd > ucamb m/ |
demigod!
04.09.13 | Great list |
Phlegm
09.06.14 | omg LOL |
Phlegm
09.06.14 | what a fucking loser |
oltnabrick
09.06.14 | hell ye dude |
oltnabrick
09.06.14 | "smoke bongs" |
oltnabrick
09.06.14 | "the iron chef ov pounding vag" |