Maniac!: A Sputnik Encounter

Maniac! 04.06.13	Hey guys
JumpTheFkUp** 04.06.13	so did you suck his dick before or after the pancakes?
Winsomniac 04.06.13	You're fucking weird, brandeux.
Cipieron 04.06.13	"met up for some pancakes" yeah, i can't keep up with all the new sexual innuendos these days. just call it a rim job and get it over with
StallionMang 04.06.13	I'd love to meet Omaha, we'd probably just talk 311 all day.
Maniac! 04.06.13	"so did you suck his dick before or after the pancakes?" After. I like the maple flavor
Trebor. 04.06.13	Who wants to meet trebor?
amemento 04.06.13	I met you on Skype does that count
Maniac! 04.06.13	Who are you?
Maniac! 04.06.13	agreed but they're both 5/5s
DadKungFu 04.06.13	1 and 7 are the weakest in this list grow the fuck up
Ovrot 04.06.13	I have a few guys from sputnik on facebook but I can't remember who is who usernames>real names
amemento 04.06.13	i was talking to rob
FearThyEvil 04.06.13	never had a sputnik encounter here in pa and highly doubt it'll happen besides telling my friends to sign up.
Maniac! 04.06.13	^ I know some PA sputters
FearThyEvil 04.06.13	Most of them are not near Philly though from what I heard at least.
klap 04.06.13	hey trebor if you're ever down in LA ill buy you a drink. or purchase them at ralphs to drink illegally
Maniac! 04.06.13	"Most of them are not near Philly though from what I heard at least." Oh, well I can't confirm/deny this.
amemento 04.06.13	wheres your tinychat list gone though maniac wat the fuck
Maniac! 04.06.13	"wheres your tinychat list gone though maniac wat the fuck" Huh? Haven't made one of those in like 5 months
intotheshit 04.06.13	I can't meet any of you all because you might die from exposure to awesomeness.
klap 04.06.13	hanson remember when you were in orlando and we didn't hang out
FearThyEvil 04.06.13	Now that I think about it, I don't even have any one from this sites facebook.
Yuli 04.06.13	Confirmed: there are people behind the avatars at SputnikMusic. Who'da thought it?
Uranium 04.06.13	james blake sign my shoutbox plz!!!
amemento 04.06.13	lol
Ovrot 04.06.13	I think rev is the only sputnik that lives close to me
Maniac! 04.06.13	"Confirmed: there are people behind the avatars at SputnikMusic. Who'da thought it?" April fools. I was just a .gif
klap 04.06.13	i dont remember i thought you just got really drunk and forgot
Maniac! 04.06.13	Hey guys Jacob Royal is a pretty cool dude Do you love him? Do you hate him? Let me know. Sputnikmusic. Forever.
Maniac! 04.06.13	I'm feeling a strong 8 to a light 9
illmitch 04.06.13	autopsy - mental funeral
intotheshit 04.06.13	I would hate to meet any of you.
ChuckyTruant 04.06.13	not me
FearThyEvil 04.06.13	https://www.facebook.com/joseph.johnson.9619?ref=ts&fref=ts add this guy Is this the guy who keeps grounding you?
Maniac! 04.06.13	I'd meet you, Nick. I'D MEET YOU SO HARD
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	Condom or no condom Brandon?
intotheshit 04.06.13	Brandon would meet me and immediately commit suicide. He couldn't bare the thought of someone being as awesome as me.
Maniac! 04.06.13	bareback, wylie @nick - I would stay alive just to annoy you more
Curse. 04.06.13	I'll meet up with you pit NOW THAT I LIVE SO CLOSE TO YOU
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	We'll Haitian pack together.
intotheshit 04.06.13	OH YEAH I'LL GET TO MEET DALLAS GREEN!
Wolfhorde 04.06.13	"I'm feeling a strong 8 to a light 9" Agreed.
Captain North 04.06.13	I once bumped into a couple of low-key sputnikers while on holiday a few years ago. They just do happened to be in the apartment above me and my mates. Fuckin small world sometimes. I've also seen Atavan a fair bit (he's really really nice in real life, hard to believe)
adhoc 04.06.13	1 and 7 are the weakest in this list grow the fuck up wow so fucking funny i shit myself
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	Seen some blokes in Florida and some in Georgia and one in South Carolina.
Trebor. 04.06.13	Once I get some money I'm gonna drive up to Vegas and hang with Ire
Maniac! 04.06.13	"I once bumped into a couple of low-key sputnikers while on holiday a few years ago. They just do happened to be in the apartment above me and my mates. Fuckin small world sometimes. I've also seen Atavan a fair bit (he's really really nice in real life, hard to believe)" Yeah man, I met a fellow sputniker who mostly lurked completely by accident at a record store where I lived in SC. It was awesome
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	I once got shitfaced at the bar and started making out with some chick at the bar. Only, it was not a chick but DarkNoctus.
Maniac! 04.06.13	It's really hard to tell, Wylie.
Relinquished 04.06.13	never really had time to meet up with anyone but i'd be too much for anyone honestly
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	Fan me down, Wolfe has entered the thread.
Trebor. 04.06.13	I hung out with Adam Thomas once and we did a podcast that died so yeah no proof
Aids 04.06.13	"he lives like 15 minutes from me and im always worried hes gonna ride his donkey to my place and judo chop me" sorry bud but that's the hardest sputnik has made me laugh in months
Aids 04.06.13	also, I have met an embarrassing number of sputnikers
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	Partaken in any orgies Aids? If not, you should. Live up to your user name.
Wolfhorde 04.06.13	"never really had time to meet up with anyone but i'd be too much for anyone honestly" Nah, we're connected through history and heritage. "sorry bud but that's the hardest sputnik has made me laugh in months" same. this thread is generally gold tho
Aids 04.06.13	Nah I tried to get laid by one of the lovely sput-ladies but was shot down. There was a group piss-up though, which was kind of fun.
Scoot 04.06.13	you just know he'd have a boombox on the back of that donkey with wheel cranked to 11
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	I wanna go to Canada visit all you sputnikers and whip my dick out in front of all the missess.
Wolfhorde 04.06.13	scoot and wylie, your posts fit together better than one would think at first glance, haha.
intotheshit 04.06.13	I'm afraid Hanson would want to have sex with me. And Wylie would want to Greco-roman wrestle me.
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	get my dick wet in some poutine.
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	Who says sex and roman greco wrestling can't happen at once. There's also no limit to "grappling" partners so heyyyyyy
Wolfhorde 04.06.13	Greco-Roman wrestle you while wearing makeup and briefs.
Wolfhorde 04.06.13	Gotta love Wylie's sexual ambiguity.
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	Not to mention my favorite dress
Wolfhorde 04.06.13	I'm gonna make the video, which is gonna go viral and we'll make enough money off of it to finance the endeavors of our ragtag band of brobrarians and waffle house slaughter feasts.
Maniac! 04.06.13	"you just know he'd have a boombox on the back of that donkey with wheel cranked to 11" agreed
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	http://www.dailymotion.com/us/relevance/search/man+gegen+mann/1#video=x1n11
Gyromania 04.06.13	there's only a handful of people on this site i'd like to meet
Cygnatti 04.06.13	"Today, Sunday, a few of us met up for some pancakes. Not your normal fluffy pancakes, they were Swedish pancakes that were either savory or sweet. Let me just tell you they were HUGE! We ordered one sweet (fresh fruit salad), and one savory (lamb stew) and split between 3 of us. Plenty."
Pestiferous 04.06.13	i met a sputniker once too his name was mookid p cool dude but woah with the tiesto
XGX 04.06.13	would love to meet: Potsy Havey Captain Cyg Mindle Noctus Paperback Yankee Graveyard Grimlin Kitsch
XGX 04.06.13	forgot my two aussie bros dam Liledman Rasp Snoxal.... hnmmmm.. maybe
JumpTheFkUp** 04.06.13	i've only met rasputin, kritikalmotion and thepalaceofwisdom. might've met some other sputnik people as well but i've totally forgotten about it by this point. rasputin is the maddest of cunts in real life, real talk.
intotheshit 04.06.13	Lol was ThePalaceofWisdom as much of a tool in real life as he was on Sputnik?
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	OMG somebody actually met Palace IRL before he killed himself.
intotheshit 04.06.13	I would have loved to have met Palace. He probably would have been an alright guy until I insisted he call me Shawn.
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	I would have loved to meet him solely to make fun of his height/youthfulness. But to be fair he probably had that disease Andy Milonakis had.
JumpTheFkUp** 04.06.13	i didn't know what the fuck to do, he recognized me somehow and was like 'OMG R U TRANSIENT?' at a festival while we were waiting for gallows to play and i had no idea who the fuck he was until he told me and then i had to stop myself from laughing. he was super nice irl probably because the internet is the only place he could get away with being a tool.
JumpTheFkUp** 04.06.13	was really awkward because i have no idea how he even knew what i looked like
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	Yeah, if he tried to be real irl he'd get his ass whooped. By everybody.
Relinquished 04.06.13	i can imagine rasputin being a cunt but more chill than that
JumpTheFkUp** 04.06.13	rasputin's voice is even sexier than his features, figure that one out and when australians say someone's a mad cunt we mean they're fucking awesome
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	I can imagine Rasputin fully living up to his moniker as the modern day Rasputin. Shit, he's probably a direct descendant of Rasputin.
Relinquished 04.06.13	"rasputin's voice is even sexier than his features" "and when australians say someone's a mad cunt we mean they're fucking awesome" yeah that now fits my picture of him
Masochist 04.06.13	I'm hopefully going to meet Taxi when I hit up Comic Con in July. That'll bring my Sputniker count up to four. I'm trying to convince Winsomniac to come down the 'Bu to chill with us.
Aids 04.06.13	yeah berkay gave me the axe on facebook. it stings man, it stings.
Aids 04.06.13	i've thought about doing a sputnik purge soon myself not you though, never you never you
ReturnToRock 04.06.13	If I ever go dawn undah, I'm going to track down Davey. In the meantime there should be a UK Sputters meeting.
scissorlocked 04.06.13	agree with maniac on this
illmitch 04.06.13	lol john i just checked rasputins facebook and he definitely didnt delete you
Captain North 04.06.13	I get the feeling that it was a different captain
mindleviticus 04.06.13	Oh wow great list. I'm so glad this list isn't the same album repeated.
Spare 04.06.13	kasun idk why we didn't chill at btmi wtf
porch 04.06.13	played mini golf with greg84
greg84 04.06.13	drank vodka with greg84 ^That's much more probable
Maniac! 04.06.13	lol you guys
ILJ 04.06.13	i once stood next to Eli (Xenophanes) at a St. Vincent concert. We have fairly similar taste and he lives probably within like 5-10 minutes of me yet we hardly ever end up at the same concerts. For example, I saw The Dear Hunter last night and he didn't, and today he's seeing Streetlight and I'm not (only because I just found out about the concert two days ago.)
ILJ 04.06.13	Well I can tell you that I will definitely be at TDEP and The National. Already got my tickets, so excited. TDEP better melt my face off.
FromDaHood 04.06.13	TDEP was one of the most fun sets I've ever seen and I'm not even a particular fan of their music
Kimm 04.06.13	"I would hate to meet any of you." Meep meep.
someguest 04.06.13	I've met Kimm and Satellite.
Scoot 04.06.13	i've gone to concerts with aids and jash and they're both bros
intotheshit 04.06.13	meep meep yourself.
Scoot 04.06.13	pit you should come up here, vancity has an awesome hardcore scene
bakkermaarten007 04.06.13	I shiver at the thought of meeting 90% of the sputnik community.
intotheshit 04.06.13	Scoot, I'm about to take a vacation, and the thought of taking it in Vancouver has already crossed my mind. It's between that, somewhere in the Caribbean, or just taking a road trip down to Miami and renting out a condo on the beach for a week.
intotheshit 04.06.13	Everyone wants me to come to Canada.
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	I know for a fact id thrive in Canada.
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	Id be the burliest lumberjack of all time. The bards would sing of my glory.
someguest 04.06.13	"somewhere in the Caribbean" Do this. I'll have a beach house down there one day.
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	Lets all go to Tahiti. We can just lounge around all day drinking sangria and wear nothing but thongs.
someguest 04.06.13	you mean banana hammocks
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	No, I mean thongs.
someguest 04.06.13	lmfao
BallsToTheWall 04.06.13	I call them thongs you god damn snowback.
ShadowRemains 04.06.13	"Id be the burliest lumberjack of all time. The bards would sing of my glory." this needs to happen
someguest 04.06.13	so yeah let's do this and we'll screw deplorable latinas er' night
intotheshit 04.06.13	That wouldn't be any different for me.
Hyperion1001 04.07.13	someguest lets meet up and fuck
someguest 04.07.13	sprd yr cks
intotheshit 04.07.13	nd lft yr sck
intotheshit 04.07.13	nd lft yr sck
FearThyEvil 04.07.13	pit you should come up here, vancity has an awesome hardcore scene One good thing about being near Philadelphia is almost every band tours here.
savagecabbage 04.07.13	any pale hunchback with hairy palms i see in public is suspect of being a member of this site
someguest 04.07.13	how often to you go out in public savage
savagecabbage 04.07.13	here in about a half an hour
savagecabbage 04.07.13	i will think of you and the words you type
alachlahol 04.08.13	just takes a couple o pancakes eh
alachlahol 04.08.13	did both of you order pancakes or just maniac
Maniac! 04.08.13	pancakes and eggs and bacon, bitch
alachlahol 04.08.13	did you talk about anything other than alice in chains cause im guessin id have been sleepin face down in my belgian waffle around you two
Maniac! 04.08.13	I think we talked for 2.5 straight hours about alice in chains and deftones and laura stevenson
wabbit 04.08.13	What's your "sputniker met" to "girls kissed" ratio?
Maniac! 04.08.13	If I kept count of the girls I made out with, I might be able to do that math.
wabbit 04.08.13	I USED TO KNOW THE NAME OF EVERY PERSON I'VE KISSED NOW I MADE THIS BED AND I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP IN IT!!!!!
Maniac! 04.08.13	I see what you did there
omnipanzer 04.08.13	Hey B, I heard there is a new Laura Stevenson album coming out but I can't for the life of me remember when or what that name of the album is.
Maniac! 04.08.13	NEENER NEENER NEENER
ResidentNihilist 04.08.13	Maniac, you met someone from Sputnik... I'm actually surprised they didn't try and rape you in an alley.
Maniac! 04.08.13	I put roofies in his pancakes
parksungjoon 02.17.21	no you didnt
GhandhiLion 02.17.21	stop schizo posting
porcupinetheater 02.17.21	No, this is necromancy posting, a time capsule to the fabled old sput
unclereich 02.17.21	Hahahaha this is a good one
Koris 02.17.21	Certainly more momentous than me meeting Snide, that's for sure
Koris 02.17.21	"Maniac, you met someone from Sputnik... I'm actually surprised they didn't try and rape you in an alley." lol
parksungjoon 02.17.21	>Certainly more momentous than me meeting Snide, that's for sure how did that go
unclereich 02.17.21	I still have that pic of u two on an old computer somewhere classic meme
Koris 02.17.21	@park: let's just say he wasn't lying about the BVB worship. He had at least 5 tats of their band logo
parksungjoon 02.17.21	thats a bit much innit
LeddSledd 02.17.21	where the fuck do you guys find these old-ass threads
Koris 02.17.21	Snide was a bit cringy irl (as I was already expecting), but he's definitely not as bad as he was on this site. Not gonna lie though, I do wish his albums were still on Sput... there was so much gold in all those soundoffs and threads
parksungjoon 02.17.21	true that
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.17.21	i met like 5 sput people at once and didn't get gang banged in an ally shockingly
LeddSledd 02.17.21	Sputvention
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.17.21	also i remember wolfhorde traveled all the way from germany to florida or some shit to hang out with ballstothewall and balls got him so drunk he had to go to the hospital
parksungjoon 02.17.21	lolll
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.17.21	what else, one time i was hanging out with aids in victoria and he smoked too much hash and greened out outside the bar so i left also a different time him and jash came to victoria and tried to buy mdma and showed up to the fest with a bag of crushed up Tylenol
unclereich 02.17.21	U havent told that story in years 😂
DavidYowi 02.17.21	"so did you suck his dick before or after the pancakes?" "yeah, i can't keep up with all the new sexual innuendos these days. just call it a rim job and get it over with" Man some of these zingers still hold up lol
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.18.21	fuckin funny times the big sput gathering was also pretty fucking ridiculous. three of the like 5 sputgirls just being swooned over by all the dudes, spent most of the night smoking outside with my pal and my gf of the time because of how awkward it was. but then my pal fell in love with balcaen because they bonded over pikachu or some shit.
parksungjoon 02.18.21	when was that even
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.18.21	so so long ago i would have had to have been 18 or 19 years old so about a decade ago for the big gathering at least the aids and jash stories would have been a few years after that, when i was early 20s
unclereich 02.18.21	Hahahahah balcaen. She had to let him down easy with the I don’t like dick line
parksungjoon 02.18.21	>three of the like 5 sputgirls just being swooned over by all the dudes, spent most of the night smoking outside with my pal and my gf of the time because of how awkward it was. but then my pal fell in love with balcaen because they bonded over pikachu or some shit. man this just sounds like every 2000s meetup of internet nerds ive ever heard...
parksungjoon 02.18.21	>She had to let him down easy with the I don’t like dick line does that even work on most guys
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.18.21	lol they dated briefly actually. it ended with my pal in big tears tho.
Deathconscious 02.18.21	Someone needs to make a list about irl sput stories.
unclereich 02.18.21	I thought she was gay
parksungjoon 02.18.21	maybe the same person maintaining the copypasterinos, he seems qualified
unclereich 02.18.21	Dudes already making the list as we speak
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.18.21	maybe bi deffs not gay tho
unclereich 02.18.21	Ah ok when I was on mezz she had a girlfriend.
parksungjoon 02.18.21	but how can you know you dont like dick if you havent tried it>????
unclereich 02.18.21	Maybe it is I who is gay
parksungjoon 02.18.21	all i msaying is befriend some lesbians and youll learn about a whole nother dimension of shittiness to people
Deathconscious 02.18.21	Feel like it should be someone who can get the list started, ive never met any sputnikkers.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.18.21	she called me a racist behind my back for trademarking the 100% Authentic Gypsy Swag Stamp of Approval
parksungjoon 02.18.21	is she white
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.18.21	extremely
parksungjoon 02.18.21	should talk to some actual roma people not that people like her actually listen to people from other cultures...
unclereich 02.18.21	Hahahahahaa