Maniac!
04.06.13 | Hey guys |
JumpTheF**kUp
04.06.13 | so did you suck his dick before or after the pancakes? |
Winsomniac
04.06.13 | You're fucking weird, brandeux. |
Cipieron
04.06.13 | "met up for some pancakes"
yeah, i can't keep up with all the new sexual innuendos these days. just call it a rim job and get it over with |
StallionMang
04.06.13 | I'd love to meet Omaha, we'd probably just talk 311 all day. |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | "so did you suck his dick before or after the pancakes?"
After. I like the maple flavor |
Trebor.
04.06.13 | Who wants to meet trebor? |
amemento
04.06.13 | I met you on Skype does that count |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | Who are you? |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | agreed but they're both 5/5s |
DadKungFu
04.06.13 | 1 and 7 are the weakest in this list grow the fuck up |
Ovrot
04.06.13 | I have a few guys from sputnik on facebook but I can't remember who is who
usernames>real names |
amemento
04.06.13 | i was talking to rob |
FearThyEvil
04.06.13 | never had a sputnik encounter here in pa and highly doubt it'll happen besides telling my friends to sign up. |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | ^ I know some PA sputters |
FearThyEvil
04.06.13 | Most of them are not near Philly though from what I heard at least. |
klap
04.06.13 | hey trebor if you're ever down in LA ill buy you a drink. or purchase them at ralphs to drink illegally |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | "Most of them are not near Philly though from what I heard at least."
Oh, well I can't confirm/deny this. |
amemento
04.06.13 | wheres your tinychat list gone though maniac wat the fuck |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | "wheres your tinychat list gone though maniac wat the fuck"
Huh?
Haven't made one of those in like 5 months |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | I can't meet any of you all because you might die from exposure to awesomeness. |
klap
04.06.13 | hanson remember when you were in orlando and we didn't hang out |
FearThyEvil
04.06.13 | Now that I think about it, I don't even have any one from this sites facebook. |
Yuli
04.06.13 | Confirmed: there are people behind the avatars at SputnikMusic.
Who'da thought it? |
Uranium
04.06.13 | james blake sign my shoutbox plz!!! |
amemento
04.06.13 | lol |
Ovrot
04.06.13 | I think rev is the only sputnik that lives close to me |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | "Confirmed: there are people behind the avatars at SputnikMusic.
Who'da thought it?"
April fools. I was just a .gif |
klap
04.06.13 | i dont remember i thought you just got really drunk and forgot |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | Hey guys Jacob Royal is a pretty cool dude
Do you love him?
Do you hate him?
Let me know.
Sputnikmusic.
Forever. |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | I'm feeling a strong 8 to a light 9 |
illmitch
04.06.13 | autopsy - mental funeral |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | I would hate to meet any of you. |
ChuckyTruant
04.06.13 | not me |
FearThyEvil
04.06.13 | https://www.facebook.com/joseph.johnson.9619?ref=ts&fref=ts
add this guy
Is this the guy who keeps grounding you? |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | I'd meet you, Nick.
I'D MEET YOU SO HARD |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | Condom or no condom Brandon? |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | Brandon would meet me and immediately commit suicide. He couldn't bare the thought of someone being as awesome as me. |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | bareback, wylie
@nick - I would stay alive just to annoy you more |
Curse.
04.06.13 | I'll meet up with you pit NOW THAT I LIVE SO CLOSE TO YOU |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | We'll Haitian pack together. |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | OH YEAH I'LL GET TO MEET DALLAS GREEN! |
Wolfhorde
04.06.13 | "I'm feeling a strong 8 to a light 9"
Agreed. |
Captain North
04.06.13 | I once bumped into a couple of low-key sputnikers while on holiday a few years ago. They just do happened to be in the
apartment above me and my mates. Fuckin small world sometimes. I've also seen Atavan a fair bit (he's really really nice in
real life, hard to believe) |
adhoc
04.06.13 | 1 and 7 are the weakest in this list grow the fuck up
wow so fucking funny i shit myself |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | Seen some blokes in Florida and some in Georgia and one in South Carolina. |
Trebor.
04.06.13 | Once I get some money I'm gonna drive up to Vegas and hang with Ire |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | "I once bumped into a couple of low-key sputnikers while on holiday a few years ago. They just do happened to be in the apartment above me and my mates. Fuckin small world sometimes. I've also seen Atavan a fair bit (he's really really nice in real life, hard to believe)"
Yeah man, I met a fellow sputniker who mostly lurked completely by accident at a record store where I lived in SC. It was awesome |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | I once got shitfaced at the bar and started making out with some chick at the bar. Only, it was not a chick but DarkNoctus. |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | It's really hard to tell, Wylie. |
Relinquished
04.06.13 | never really had time to meet up with anyone but i'd be too much for anyone honestly |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | Fan me down, Wolfe has entered the thread. |
Trebor.
04.06.13 | I hung out with Adam Thomas once and we did a podcast that died so yeah no proof |
Aids
04.06.13 | "he lives like 15 minutes from me and im always worried hes gonna ride his donkey to my place and judo chop me"
sorry bud but that's the hardest sputnik has made me laugh in months |
Aids
04.06.13 | also, I have met an embarrassing number of sputnikers |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | Partaken in any orgies Aids? If not, you should. Live up to your user name. |
Wolfhorde
04.06.13 | "never really had time to meet up with anyone but i'd be too much for anyone honestly"
Nah, we're connected through history and heritage.
"sorry bud but that's the hardest sputnik has made me laugh in months"
same. this thread is generally gold tho |
Aids
04.06.13 | Nah I tried to get laid by one of the lovely sput-ladies but was shot down. There was a group piss-up though, which was kind of fun. |
Scoot
04.06.13 | you just know he'd have a boombox on the back of that donkey with wheel cranked to 11 |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | I wanna go to Canada visit all you sputnikers and whip my dick out in front of all the missess. |
Wolfhorde
04.06.13 | scoot and wylie, your posts fit together better than one would think at first glance, haha. |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | I'm afraid Hanson would want to have sex with me.
And Wylie would want to Greco-roman wrestle me. |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | get my dick wet in some poutine. |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | Who says sex and roman greco wrestling can't happen at once. There's also no limit to "grappling" partners so heyyyyyy |
Wolfhorde
04.06.13 | Greco-Roman wrestle you while wearing makeup and briefs. |
Wolfhorde
04.06.13 | Gotta love Wylie's sexual ambiguity. |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | Not to mention my favorite dress |
Wolfhorde
04.06.13 | I'm gonna make the video, which is gonna go viral and we'll make enough money off of it to finance the endeavors of our ragtag band of brobrarians and waffle house slaughter feasts. |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | "you just know he'd have a boombox on the back of that donkey with wheel cranked to 11"
agreed |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | http://www.dailymotion.com/us/relevance/search/man+gegen+mann/1#video=x1n11 |
Gyromania
04.06.13 | there's only a handful of people on this site i'd like to meet |
Cygnatti
04.06.13 | "Today, Sunday, a few of us met up for some pancakes. Not your normal fluffy pancakes, they were Swedish pancakes that were either savory or sweet. Let me just tell you they were HUGE! We ordered one sweet (fresh fruit salad), and one savory (lamb stew) and split between 3 of us. Plenty." |
Pestiferous
04.06.13 | i met a sputniker once too his name was mookid p cool dude but woah with the tiesto |
XGX
04.06.13 | would love to meet:
Potsy
Havey
Captain
Cyg
Mindle
Noctus
Paperback
Yankee
Graveyard
Grimlin
Kitsch |
XGX
04.06.13 | forgot my two aussie bros dam
Liledman
Rasp
Snoxal.... hnmmmm.. maybe |
JumpTheF**kUp
04.06.13 | i've only met rasputin, kritikalmotion and thepalaceofwisdom. might've met some other sputnik people as well but i've totally forgotten about it by this point. rasputin is the maddest of cunts in real life, real talk. |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | Lol was ThePalaceofWisdom as much of a tool in real life as he was on Sputnik? |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | OMG somebody actually met Palace IRL before he killed himself. |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | I would have loved to have met Palace. He probably would have been an alright guy until I insisted he call me Shawn. |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | I would have loved to meet him solely to make fun of his height/youthfulness. But to be fair he probably had that disease Andy Milonakis had. |
JumpTheF**kUp
04.06.13 | i didn't know what the fuck to do, he recognized me somehow and was like 'OMG R U TRANSIENT?' at a festival while we were waiting for gallows to play and i had no idea who the fuck he was until he told me and then i had to stop myself from laughing. he was super nice irl probably because the internet is the only place he could get away with being a tool. |
JumpTheF**kUp
04.06.13 | was really awkward because i have no idea how he even knew what i looked like |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | Yeah, if he tried to be real irl he'd get his ass whooped. By everybody. |
Relinquished
04.06.13 | i can imagine rasputin being a cunt but more chill than that |
JumpTheF**kUp
04.06.13 | rasputin's voice is even sexier than his features, figure that one out
and when australians say someone's a mad cunt we mean they're fucking awesome |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | I can imagine Rasputin fully living up to his moniker as the modern day Rasputin. Shit, he's probably a direct descendant of Rasputin. |
Relinquished
04.06.13 | "rasputin's voice is even sexier than his features"
"and when australians say someone's a mad cunt we mean they're fucking awesome"
yeah that now fits my picture of him |
Masochist
04.06.13 | I'm hopefully going to meet Taxi when I hit up Comic Con in July. That'll bring my Sputniker count up to four. I'm trying to convince Winsomniac to come down the 'Bu to chill with us. |
Aids
04.06.13 | yeah berkay gave me the axe on facebook. it stings man, it stings. |
Aids
04.06.13 | i've thought about doing a sputnik purge soon myself
not you though, never you
never
you |
ReturnToRock
04.06.13 | If I ever go dawn undah, I'm going to track down Davey. In the meantime there should be a UK Sputters meeting. |
scissorlocked
04.06.13 | agree with maniac on this |
illmitch
04.06.13 | lol john i just checked rasputins facebook and he definitely didnt delete you |
Captain North
04.06.13 | I get the feeling that it was a different captain |
mindleviticus
04.06.13 | Oh wow great list. I'm so glad this list isn't the same album repeated. |
Spare
04.06.13 | kasun idk why we didn't chill at btmi wtf |
porch
04.06.13 | played mini golf with greg84 |
greg84
04.06.13 | drank vodka with greg84
^That's much more probable |
Maniac!
04.06.13 | lol you guys |
ILJ
04.06.13 | i once stood next to Eli (Xenophanes) at a St. Vincent concert. We have fairly similar taste and he lives probably within like 5-10 minutes of me yet we hardly ever end up at the same concerts. For example, I saw The Dear Hunter last night and he didn't, and today he's seeing Streetlight and I'm not (only because I just found out about the concert two days ago.) |
ILJ
04.06.13 | Well I can tell you that I will definitely be at TDEP and The National. Already got my tickets, so excited. TDEP better melt my face off. |
FromDaHood
04.06.13 | TDEP was one of the most fun sets I've ever seen and I'm not even a particular fan of their music |
Kimm
04.06.13 | "I would hate to meet any of you."
Meep meep. |
someguest
04.06.13 | I've met Kimm and Satellite. |
Scoot
04.06.13 | i've gone to concerts with aids and jash and they're both bros |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | meep meep yourself. |
Scoot
04.06.13 | pit you should come up here, vancity has an awesome hardcore scene |
bakkermaarten007
04.06.13 | I shiver at the thought of meeting 90% of the sputnik community. |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | Scoot, I'm about to take a vacation, and the thought of taking it in Vancouver has already crossed my mind. It's between that, somewhere in the Caribbean, or just taking a road trip down to Miami and renting out a condo on the beach for a week. |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | Everyone wants me to come to Canada. |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | I know for a fact id thrive in Canada. |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | Id be the burliest lumberjack of all time. The bards would sing of my glory. |
someguest
04.06.13 | "somewhere in the Caribbean"
Do this. I'll have a beach house down there one day. |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | Lets all go to Tahiti. We can just lounge around all day drinking sangria and wear nothing but thongs. |
someguest
04.06.13 | you mean banana hammocks |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | No, I mean thongs. |
someguest
04.06.13 | lmfao |
BallsToTheWall
04.06.13 | I call them thongs you god damn snowback. |
ShadowRemains
04.06.13 | "Id be the burliest lumberjack of all time. The bards would sing of my glory."
this needs to happen |
someguest
04.06.13 | so yeah let's do this and we'll screw deplorable latinas er' night |
intotheshit
04.06.13 | That wouldn't be any different for me. |
Hyperion1001
04.07.13 | someguest lets meet up and fuck |
someguest
04.07.13 | sprd yr cks |
intotheshit
04.07.13 | nd lft yr sck |
intotheshit
04.07.13 | nd lft yr sck |
FearThyEvil
04.07.13 | pit you should come up here, vancity has an awesome hardcore scene
One good thing about being near Philadelphia is almost every band tours here. |
savagecabbage
04.07.13 | any pale hunchback with hairy palms i see in public is suspect of being a member of this site |
someguest
04.07.13 | how often to you go out in public savage |
savagecabbage
04.07.13 | here in about a half an hour |
savagecabbage
04.07.13 | i will think of you and the words you type |
alachlahol
04.08.13 | just takes a couple o pancakes eh |
alachlahol
04.08.13 | did both of you order pancakes or just maniac |
Maniac!
04.08.13 | pancakes and eggs and bacon, bitch |
alachlahol
04.08.13 | did you talk about anything other than alice in chains cause im guessin id have been sleepin face down in my belgian waffle around you two |
Maniac!
04.08.13 | I think we talked for 2.5 straight hours about alice in chains and deftones and laura stevenson |
wabbit
04.08.13 | What's your "sputniker met" to "girls kissed" ratio? |
Maniac!
04.08.13 | If I kept count of the girls I made out with, I might be able to do that math. |
wabbit
04.08.13 | I USED TO KNOW THE NAME OF EVERY PERSON I'VE KISSED
NOW I MADE THIS BED AND I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP IN IT!!!!! |
Maniac!
04.08.13 | I see what you did there |
omnipanzer
04.08.13 | Hey B, I heard there is a new Laura Stevenson album coming out but I can't for the life of me remember when or what that name of the album is. |
Maniac!
04.08.13 | NEENER NEENER NEENER |
ResidentNihilist
04.08.13 | Maniac, you met someone from Sputnik... I'm actually surprised they didn't try and rape you in an alley. |
Maniac!
04.08.13 | I put roofies in his pancakes |
parksungjoon
02.17.21 | no you didnt |
GhandhiLion
02.17.21 | stop schizo posting |
porcupinetheater
02.17.21 | No, this is necromancy posting, a time capsule to the fabled old sput |
unclereich
02.17.21 | Hahahaha this is a good one |
Koris
02.17.21 | Certainly more momentous than me meeting Snide, that's for sure |
Koris
02.17.21 | "Maniac, you met someone from Sputnik... I'm actually surprised they didn't try and rape you in an alley."
lol |
parksungjoon
02.17.21 | >Certainly more momentous than me meeting Snide, that's for sure
how did that go |
unclereich
02.17.21 | I still have that pic of u two on an old computer somewhere classic meme |
Koris
02.17.21 | @park: let's just say he wasn't lying about the BVB worship. He had at least 5 tats of their band logo |
parksungjoon
02.17.21 | thats a bit much innit |
LeddSledd
02.17.21 | where the fuck do you guys find these old-ass threads |
Koris
02.17.21 | Snide was a bit cringy irl (as I was already expecting), but he's definitely not as bad as he was on this site. Not gonna lie though, I do wish his albums were still on Sput... there was so much gold in all those soundoffs and threads |
parksungjoon
02.17.21 | true that |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.17.21 | i met like 5 sput people at once and didn't get gang banged in an ally shockingly |
LeddSledd
02.17.21 | Sputvention |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.17.21 | also i remember wolfhorde traveled all the way from germany to florida or some shit to hang out with ballstothewall and balls got him so drunk he had to go to the hospital |
parksungjoon
02.17.21 | lolll |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.17.21 | what else, one time i was hanging out with aids in victoria and he smoked too much hash and greened out outside the bar so i left
also a different time him and jash came to victoria and tried to buy mdma and showed up to the fest with a bag of crushed up Tylenol |
unclereich
02.17.21 | U havent told that story in years 😂 |
DavidYowi
02.17.21 | "so did you suck his dick before or after the pancakes?"
"yeah, i can't keep up with all the new sexual innuendos these days. just call it a rim job and get it over with"
Man some of these zingers still hold up lol |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.18.21 | fuckin funny times
the big sput gathering was also pretty fucking ridiculous. three of the like 5 sputgirls just being swooned over by all the dudes, spent most of the night smoking outside with my pal and my gf of the time because of how awkward it was. but then my pal fell in love with balcaen because they bonded over pikachu or some shit. |
parksungjoon
02.18.21 | when was that even |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.18.21 | so so long ago
i would have had to have been 18 or 19 years old so about a decade ago
for the big gathering at least
the aids and jash stories would have been a few years after that, when i was early 20s |
unclereich
02.18.21 | Hahahahah balcaen. She had to let him down easy with the I don’t like dick line |
parksungjoon
02.18.21 | >three of the like 5 sputgirls just being swooned over by all the dudes, spent most of the night smoking outside with my pal and my gf of the time because of how awkward it was. but then my pal fell in love with balcaen because they bonded over pikachu or some shit.
man this just sounds like every 2000s meetup of internet nerds ive ever heard... |
parksungjoon
02.18.21 | >She had to let him down easy with the I don’t like dick line
does that even work on most guys |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.18.21 | lol they dated briefly actually. it ended with my pal in big tears tho. |
Deathconscious
02.18.21 | Someone needs to make a list about irl sput stories. |
unclereich
02.18.21 | I thought she was gay |
parksungjoon
02.18.21 | maybe the same person maintaining the copypasterinos, he seems qualified |
unclereich
02.18.21 | Dudes already making the list as we speak |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.18.21 | maybe bi deffs not gay tho |
unclereich
02.18.21 | Ah ok when I was on mezz she had a girlfriend. |
parksungjoon
02.18.21 | but how can you know you dont like dick if you havent tried it>????
|
unclereich
02.18.21 | Maybe it is I who is gay |
parksungjoon
02.18.21 | all i msaying is befriend some lesbians and youll learn about a whole nother dimension of shittiness to people |
Deathconscious
02.18.21 | Feel like it should be someone who can get the list started, ive never met any sputnikkers. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.18.21 | she called me a racist behind my back for trademarking the 100% Authentic Gypsy Swag Stamp of Approval |
parksungjoon
02.18.21 | is she white |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.18.21 | extremely |
parksungjoon
02.18.21 | should talk to some actual roma people
not that people like her actually listen to people from other cultures... |
unclereich
02.18.21 | Hahahahahaa |