ViperAces
03.16.13 | HI |
KILL
03.16.13 | snapped my banjo string a few years back god damn mum and son porn is just too hot |
DominionMM1
03.16.13 | lol |
ViperAces
03.16.13 | its all red and swollen and stuff :[ |
Insurrection
03.16.13 | stop masturbating with sandpaper |
Titan
03.16.13 | beating the shit out of that thing huh viper???? |
sideburndude
03.16.13 | lol |
Incision
03.16.13 | Want me to kiss it better fag |
YoYoMancuso
03.16.13 | 2 9 10 and 11 do not deserve to be on a list this stupid |
ViperAces
03.16.13 | 1 actually describes perfectly the session |
bach
03.16.13 | That ain't good. You probably have a penile fracture. |
ViperAces
03.16.13 | ^^^
lol, this happens every two monthes or so im not worried |
DrMaximus
03.16.13 | I thought this was a Lakes list, when I read the title |
bach
03.16.13 | Damn, you must go hard viper. |
ViperAces
03.16.13 | yea my dick is gonna explode if i wont fuck anyone soon
and im not gona fuck anyone soon |
YoYoMancuso
03.16.13 | DrMaximus you obviously have never read a Viper list before, they're all either about a new way he learned to fap or how frustrated he is with his love life |
bach
03.16.13 | slowing down near the end makes it feel better. Keep that in mind so next time, you don't have to go and bruise your dick. |
demigod!
03.16.13 | explosive dick syndrome is a serious issue among Israeli youth |
Chortles
03.16.13 | ye that's why i always feel so trapped in his profile cuz it's like a gas chamber |
KjSwantko
03.16.13 | Only live once, might as well masturbate hard |
demigod!
03.16.13 | he speaks hebrew too, Viper's OG |
Trebor.
03.16.13 | I beat my dick like it owes me money
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KjSwantko
03.16.13 | lol I don't know if I'd brag about that Treb |
CK
03.16.13 | I don't doubt it one bit |
Trebor.
03.16.13 | I'm actually pretty gentle |
Drummerboy123
03.16.13 | get laid. |
ViperAces
03.16.13 | its all because i have a circumcised penis |
DominionMM1
03.16.13 | lotion dude |
Trebor.
03.16.13 | I fucking hate lotion man that shit stays on your hand for hours fuck that goin dry the only way |
Kman418
03.16.13 | Going dry feels like shit tho |
ViperAces
03.16.13 | i use vaseline actually |
DominionMM1
03.16.13 | "I fucking hate lotion man that shit stays on your hand for hours fuck that goin dry the only way"
not if you use the quality shit |
Trebor.
03.16.13 | I think it feels worse with lotion actually, and I don't last as long |
Mad.
03.16.13 | Dayum Chortles that was low. |
Calc
03.16.13 | dick bruiser is gonna be the nickname i use for when i get famous in basketball. |
Shimana
03.16.13 | wouldn't have that problem with foreskin |
YankeeDudel
03.16.13 | "I think it feels worse with lotion actually, and I don't last as long"
what do you think a moist pooner more closely resembles |
MalleusMaleficarum
03.16.13 | eww foreskin |
slipnslide
03.17.13 | pics or didnt happen |
sideburndude
03.17.13 | pics |
slipnslide
03.17.13 | agreed |
demigod!
03.17.13 | ugh the more i think about this situation the harder i cringe
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Kman418
03.17.13 | did you pop it |
dammets
03.17.13 | its tough being a penis. His best friend is a pussy, his neighbors an asshole, his owner beats him, and when he gets excited, he throws up |
StallionMang
03.17.13 | In first grade computer class, I ran into the corner of a desk with a stiffie. |
Acrosstheshield13
03.17.13 | what fucking year do you think it is. |
apert
03.17.13 | my bro cut his dick when he was like, had to wear a bandage on it for like a week. fucking hilarious |
ViperAces
03.17.13 | "viper isn't it against your religion to masturbate"
well it is but who gives a shit |
