intotheshit
02.20.13 | Lol list. The descriptions are funnier than the movies themselves. |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | You have horrible taste |
Inveigh
02.20.13 | 8 is obviously awesome but most of these wouldn't even count as guilty pleasures for me
9 definitely would though |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | Christmas Vacation is all "Get me the fuck away from these other movies" |
Yotimi
02.20.13 | ...but 9 is great |
theacademy
02.20.13 | "SCARY MOVIE 3: The only Scary Movie that I can tolerate watching"
kill yourself. |
theacademy
02.20.13 | "THE CHANGE-UP: This movie's quite possibly the funniest body-swap comedy that I've ever seen."
lol |
theacademy
02.20.13 | 10 is atrocious. |
theacademy
02.20.13 | 9 rules and i like little nicky a lot. |
wabbit
02.20.13 | fuck you theacademy [2] |
WeepingBanana
02.20.13 | you like Scary Movie 3 and Weekend at Bernie's is your guilty pleasure???
WAT |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | Please watch Sleepwalk With Me, Safety Not Guaranteed, and Manhattan on netflix and get some taste |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | I agree with acad. |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | It just tells us that you shouldn't reproduce, and if you have already, God help us all. |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | Since when do babies come out of assholes?
|
Trebor.
02.20.13 | Damn Jon so witty, did you write any of these movies? |
Atari
02.20.13 | "Plus, Olivia Wilde and Leslie Mann get naked in the film... no harm there."
lmao. those aren't actually leslie mann's boobs hope you know that. |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | That was almost as bad as when Palace told me I was birthed from a fart. |
Cygnatti
02.20.13 | he probably wrote the plot and script for 1 |
Atari
02.20.13 | it's kind of funny that leslie mann did a fake topless scene though |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | " Atari, thanks for the info... but any boobs will do."
That's usually what hopeless virgins say. |
Deathconscious
02.20.13 | i thought tower heist was pretty fucking unfunny. and scary movie 3 was terribad. |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | Reported |
Cygnatti
02.20.13 | do people still get reported for that? sweet
Reported [2] |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | Reported [3] |
Deathconscious
02.20.13 | lol. youre doing this all wrong, buddy. |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | i have reported jon as well you guys |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | i am not him but i wish i was because hes the best he isnt ignorant and a jerk like you enjoy your ban and i hope it changes the way you post on sputnikmusic.com thank you |
Atari
02.20.13 | dude calm down lol |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | I'm trying to think of a comedy I thought I would hate but didn't hmmm |
ZilbelPing
02.20.13 | "Haha, go ahead and report me. If all this site does is bring together a bunch of assholes like you guys, I'm out. You guys are trash. Fuck all of you, and especially fuck you to intotheshit. The idiot tells me to kill myself over a fucking movie, and I get reported for calling him a faggot? I love how this works."
reported [4] |
Inveigh
02.20.13 | lol ok whose alt is this |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | you say you wont change now but when the time comes and you are unbanned you will be different. it will be like you are born again and i will forgive you. you can thank me later |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | "This ban you're talking about won't change a goddamn thing in my life because I don't give a shit"
This is like how Fox news has to advertise that they're "fair and balanced" |
Deathconscious
02.20.13 | "Bring it on! I don't give a fuck what you assholes do. I'm done with this fucking site now anyways, so thank you all for opening up my eyes to a better, much brighter life where people aren't always bickering over each other's opinions and shit. Fuck you, surprisefriend. You're probably just that faggot intotheshit, but on a different account. Good for you."
laughed my ass off. |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | The bitter irony is that he doesn't get Acad or Cone's sense of humor |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | i cant wait for when he comes back a changed man he will really want to thank me for this. i am just glad i can help the guy |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | he will rise from the ashes of his old self he be reborn on sputnikmusic.com a new man. i look forward to chatting with you in a week enjoy your journey! |
ZilbelPing
02.20.13 | "Adolf, I've been laughing my ass off for the past hour. If this is my final stand on this site, I'm going out with a bang. I don't give a fuck. And Trebor, who the fuck is cone? Are you coked out over there or something?"
going out with a BANG oh shit |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | The coke I had this morning wore out hours ago dude |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | I think he better stop using the internet altogether, or just take acads suggestion. |
ZilbelPing
02.20.13 | What the fuck are you talking about
|
intotheshit
02.20.13 | It took this guy over 2 years to realize this site is full of elitists and assholes.
I've also never received such a butthurt reaction from calling someone a virgin. |
omnipanzer
02.20.13 | @OP: You are clearly easily amused. |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | What does anything I have said had to do with shitting the bed? Talk about using an insult out of context. |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | Baboon bullshit doesn't make sense. |
WeepingBanana
02.20.13 | follow the path that surprisefriend has given you
he is the only reason i am the poster that i am today |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | baboon bullshit fucking lol
This guy is trying so hard to make a witty comeback and failing miserably
|
ZilbelPing
02.20.13 | Did this guy just say baboon bullshit?
holy fuck this is gold |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | it was a pleasure weepingbanana jom brought me here to help and i am trying my darndest to really help out the userbase! |
Gwyn.
02.20.13 | "full of elitists and assholes."
*faux elistists and assholes |
Atari
02.20.13 | looks like just another day on sputnik |
ZilbelPing
02.20.13 | dude, what are you saying? |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | dont worry you wont be one for long friend |
omnipanzer
02.20.13 | 1 - I wanted to see this because I always hope Sandler pulled out something goo and his shit is supper hit and miss the last decade or so but you putting it with these movies in this list does nothing to help me decide.
2 - This is not a good movie, what it is is a money grab using one of the most over used plot devices in showbiz history. If you are going to fuck a premise that's been fucked more than (insert joke about Whore here) then you'd better bring something new to the table. Anything new here... nope, okay done.
3 - Come the fuck on... more of the same Stiller schtick... I want my 90min back
4 - LITTLE NICKY! couple of good one liners and some slap stick but in comparison to every other Sandler comedy this one is theworsthandsdownnocompetitionthereisn'tasingleSandlerfanthatwoulddisagreewithmeonthis.
5 - It has like four good parts and I can't remember two of them... it is known as one of the worst sequels in history bro.
6 - Is this supposed to be *Bad Boys II? yah it's fine still a shit sequel though.
7 - Fuck this
8 - It's the third best National Lampoons but that's still good enough and it's one of the better Christmas films. I prefer Christmas Story and Home for the Hollidays way more.
9 - It's a classic... I doubt it holds up but yah it's fine.
10 - I have no idea what this is but I doubt I'll watch it now. |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | Terrible list, great thread. Keep going. You're keeping me entertained with your retardation at work. |
omnipanzer
02.20.13 | surprisefriend = Skele? |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | The Goods is one of those comedies with no actual jokes in it that they show on comedy central on weekends that Hawks loves |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | It's probably Hawks' favorite movie. |
ZilbelPing
02.20.13 | nah cone |
omnipanzer
02.20.13 | Oh yah I actually kind of liked it but I'm a Piven Fan because if CPU. It's a middle of the pack hound at best. |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | Along with Van Helsing and anything starring Vince Vaughn post-wedding crashers |
omnipanzer
02.20.13 | lol Nick |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | List is Couples Retreat digs |
omnipanzer
02.20.13 | So many good movies you could have watched in place of half of these. |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | "there haven't been a lot of sales movies made"
Have you even seen Tommy Boy? |
omnipanzer
02.20.13 | or
Thank you for Smoking,
Cadillac Man,
Lord of War,
Tin Men, Wallstreet,
Boiler Room
|
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | the goods is better |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | Hell, I would even watch that Seth Rogen-Barbara Streisand movie that came out this year over the Goods. |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | the goods is the best movie of all time because will ferrel |
MuhNamesTyler
02.20.13 | Please watch Sleepwalk With Me, Safety Not Guaranteed, and Manhattan on netflix and get some taste
Just watched Sleepwalk With Me the other day and it's funny as fuck |
omnipanzer
02.20.13 | Oh and Kurt Russell's Used Cars which is a great movie. |
omnipanzer
02.20.13 | @MuhNamesTyler yah it is but I think it's better if you aren't familiar with the stand-up it's based on. |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | " Of course you would intotheshit. You're all about shitty movies."
Says the virgin who thinks Scary Movie 3 is funny. |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | it is very funny i agree |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | Signs is already hilariously bad and didn't need a parody film |
YankeeDudel
02.20.13 | this thread is much funnier than the movies on the list |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | signs is too scary to watch |
YankeeDudel
02.20.13 | sevendust stinks! |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | Sevendust has like 3 good songs and then the rest are the equivalent of a run-on sentence. |
MuhNamesTyler
02.20.13 | @ Omni Yeah I think I saw his stand up a few years back but don't remember any of it except the joke about saying shit louder somehow makes it more true |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | I think you're giving about 3 or 4 shits at the moment. |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | hello jon how are you feeling today |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | its awesome |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | Sounds like you have a lot of prejudice towards the gay community. Are there some latent homosexual desires and tendencies
you're hiding? |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | andcas that isnt really how it is have you watched it over 50 times? i study signs for a living and there is much more than that to it |
Trebor.
02.20.13 | While approaching Earth's atmosphere:
Hey Jim
yeah
This planet is really blue
yeah so
It kind of looks like water
so
water kills us
So fuckin land on the green part
Yeah, but, dude it looks to be around 70% water
You're about to get 70% of my foot in your ass if you don't shut the fuck up and land this UFO, OK?
All right, fuck, I'm staying in the ship though |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | you 2 have obviously never studied the movie for a living maybe i could get you both a job here at the company |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | I wish that you were gay? You say that like being gay is a bad thing. Are you republican? |
omnipanzer
02.20.13 | "you 2 have obviously never studied the movie for a living maybe i could get you both a job here at the company"
U R Trying 2 hrd. |
surprisefriend
02.20.13 | looks like you need a job here as well. send your resumes to me i will get you hired |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | " Of course not. When somebody keeps commenting on my sexual life however, I'll call them whatever the fuck I want. Prick"
So you are a virgin? Playing doctor with blood relatives doesn't count, even if there is semi-penetration. |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | I honestly haven't been in a fight in years.
At least I'm not spewing homophobic hate. |
ethixx
02.20.13 | what the fuck is wrong with you people |
Deathconscious
02.20.13 | "If this is my final stand on this site, I'm going out with a bang."
fucking lol, this guy says the funniest shit. |
toxin.
02.20.13 | oh look, i found february's "shittiest list of the month"
congratulations participants |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | I do watch Louis CK, but since he's a comedian, I don't take everything he says to heart and use it in every day life, you virgin hate
mongering homophobe. |
Deathconscious
02.20.13 | seriously though, how long have you had the internet? |
intotheshit
02.20.13 | If you're not a virgin, then why are you so upset when I call you one? |
Calc
02.20.13 | no wonder this thread was so long.... |
ZilbelPing
02.20.13 | "intotheshit, you can think whatever you like about me because, at the end of the day, at least I know that it's not true... and, at least I know that I'm better than you. You must live a very sad and unfulfilling life. All you seem to do is nothing but nitpick other people's ideas and opinions to death because you can't come up with your own. You wanna know why? Because no one gives two shits about what you think. So fuck your thoughts and stick 'em where the fucking sun doesn't shine too bright, bitch. Fuck you."
Holy fuck, when people do this it's so funny and sad
damn dude keep going |
Peripes
02.20.13 | What are you talking about? |
DikkoZinner
10.23.13 | Good read |
WeepingBanana
10.23.13 | is this what you mean by "done with this fucking site?" |
Trebor.
10.23.13 | "Damn Jon so witty, did you write any of these movies?"
lol I was such a dick in this thread |