Kroner Gets Swole.
The recent creation of a very bad workout songs list on this site inspired me to make a *true* workout playlist. Enjoy, and get fucking swole. |
| 1 | The Red Chord Hour of Rats |
| 2 | After the Burial Aspiration |
| 3 | Advent Revival
swole 4 jesus |
| 4 | All Shall Perish Wage Slaves
cowbell breakdowns |
| 5 | Alter Bridge Ties that Bind |
| 6 | Amon Amarth War of the Gods
sweet, sweet melodeath riffs |
| 7 | August Burns Red White Washed
so good |
| 8 | Beyond Creation Omnipresent Perception
bass solo |
| 9 | Omega Massif Wölfe
This song made me do 154 shots of shitty whiskey on a Monday night, stay up until 4:00AM, then ace my calc final. |
| 10 | Chevelle Hats off to the Bull
HATS OFF TO THE BUUULLL |
| 11 | Cave In Summit Fever
BOOM BOOM DUUUUH- DA-DAAAAAUUUUM |
| 12 | Converge Coral Blue
dundundundundundundunBAMdundundundundundundunBAM |
| 13 | Cult of Luna Leave Me Here
riffs |
| 14 | Damascus Ambition
post-rock that goes hard |
| 15 | Deftones Diamond Eyes |
| 16 | Demon Hunter Ribcage
this song got me into heavy music and it still rules face to this day |
| 17 | Departures 21 |
| 18 | DevilDriver Dead to Rights
normally this band would be annoying and one-dimensional but their one dimension is ANGRY so it works when swole-ing |
| 19 | Direwolves Reach this Hand
sludgy hardcore that fucking jams |
| 20 | Disfear Get it Off
catchy as shit |
| 21 | Fellsilent Immerse |
| 22 | Omega Massif Wölfe
This song made me hunt a mastodon just with a spear and a bearskin. |
| 23 | Gaza The Vipers
pissed at everything |
| 24 | Heaven Shall Burn Endzeit |
| 25 | The Ghost Inside Between the Lines
WHAT DO YOU STAND FOR *junjunjunjun jun junjunjunjun...* |
| 26 | High on Fire Serums of Liao
asian stoner time traveling jesus twin |
| 27 | Isis Hive Destruction
these guys used to riff hard |
| 28 | Jesu Dead Eyes |
| 29 | Kerouac A Sheep. A Well.
fuck these guys for breaking up |
| 30 | Knut H/Armless
so simple but so fucking heavy |
| 31 | Kylesa Tired Climb |
| 32 | Living Sacrifice Death Machine
swole 4 jesus [2] |
| 33 | Loma Prieta Biography |
| 34 | Meshuggah Demiurge
i could honestly make a getting swole playlist that's 100% meshuggah so picking one song was hard and kind of arbitrary. |
| 35 | Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
heaviest fucking song |
| 36 | Omega Massif Wölfe
This song made me punch 10 babies, drink 666 bottles of Blair's 3am Reserve, skydive without a parachute, and survive to fuck all 50 of my bitches. |
| 37 | Red Out from Under
rules stfu |
| 38 | Rise and Fall Things are Different Now |
| 39 | sleepmakeswaves to you they are birds, to me they are voices in the forest
most exhilarating post-rock ever |
| 40 | Trenches Calling
new album will be top 10 of 2013 |
| 41 | Supercontinent Cataclysms
opening riff is the single best post-metal riff of all time. |
| 42 | Process of Guilt Faemin
second half jams fucking hard |
| 43 | Ulcerate Drown Within
if the first riff of this song doesn't get you psyched to fight off an army of fucking demons then you just don't like good music. |
| 44 | Verse The New Fury
i strongly dislike the government b/c they're bad |
| 45 | Zozobra Emanate
such god damn awesome guitar/bass tone |
| 46 | The Contortionist Flourish
best deathcore |
| 47 | Cryptopsy Phobophile
no explanation fucking needed, you god damned pussy |
| 48 | Death Zero Tolerance
m/ |
| 49 | Dismember Dismembered
m/ m/ |
| 50 | Omega Massif Wölfe
This song made me GET FUCKING SWOLE. |
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