BallsToTheWall: I Got Kicked Out For Farting

BallsToTheWall 02.05.13	In other news I'm not feeling this new review format.
DrMaximus 02.05.13	lol. Explosive, you say?
ChopSuey 02.05.13	wow
BallsToTheWall 02.05.13	:) ^ I didn't check but im pretty sure I burned a hole through my drawers.
mindleviticus 02.05.13	fucking disgusting. good on her
BallsToTheWall 02.05.13	mindleviticus, grow the fuck up.
tommygun 02.05.13	bitches be crazy
someguest 02.05.13	You have a girlfriend?
Uranium 02.05.13	hold her under the sheets next time
Hoppip 02.05.13	That's a new one. My girlfriend hates me because I hated Les Miserable.
mindleviticus 02.05.13	haha i'm joshing that sux dude
BallsToTheWall 02.05.13	I'm at starbucks right now Rosa, we'll see. And somequest I think so.
BallsToTheWall 02.05.13	Well thank you mindle. I appreciate it. There's a homeless shelter nearby I suppose I could stop by if I get canned.
MO 02.05.13	Ahaha awesome wylie is she not a chiller tho
Uranium 02.05.13	bitches feelings sure suck, dont they
BallsToTheWall 02.05.13	Once in awhile. It's ok though, ill just chill at starbucks, eat cookies, deal with this gay ass music and watch Charles Bronson fight scenes.
WeepingBanana 02.05.13	you can't rock with the best of em without letting out a few rips
Relinquished 02.05.13	i do this all the time with the fam... I just let them know beforehand and currently they know the dispersing drill
KjSwantko 02.05.13	It's not like you farted into her face while she was performing fellatio on you. Jeez, talk about being sensitive.
Relinquished 02.05.13	better than her doing it right in your own face while you eat her out...
oltnabrick 02.05.13	was she hurtin for a squirtin?
Acrosstheshield13 02.05.13	walk back in. pin her down and fart on her face.
bungy 02.05.13	dude balls you must have done it wrong bitch won't say anything if you do it right. you have to make it seem like it's part of being a superior male. you have to look her in the eyes while you do it and make a soft grunting noise. Then clear your throat and shift a little like part of the fart is trapped under you and you have to let it waft through the room. then tell her to do something for you immediately so she can't protest your flatulence
savagecabbage 02.05.13	she kicked you out so she could let her own explosive farts fly. i know how taco night works.
evilford 02.05.13	That sux dood. Good luck, hope you don't have to resort to the homeless shelter Bitches be crazy [2]
bungy 02.05.13	10 seconds later it is important to make this announcement: I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP
BallsToTheWall 02.05.13	Haha cabbage. Agree Wolfe, agree.
BallsToTheWall 02.05.13	10 seconds later it is important to make this announcement: I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP She cannot stand when I do that.
evilford 02.05.13	Lol^^^
bungy 02.05.13	lol
BallsToTheWall 02.05.13	Been slapped for it.
ViralOblivion 02.05.13	I'd dump a bitch
MikeC26 02.05.13	i seem to rip the nastiest ones when i'm hanging out with my girl. that's one of the good things about being in a tight relationship because when dating that's my greatest fear.
savagecabbage 02.05.13	You tell her next time that if she wants a man that doesn't shit that she's goin to die cold and lonely. Then go in the bathroom and drop an anchor of epic proportions. m/
sideburndude 02.05.13	shit on her
bungy 02.05.13	shit on her
BallsToTheWall 02.05.13	SIT ON HER
Spec 02.05.13	Badass dude. Bet it was worth it.
evilford 02.05.13	'You tell her next time that if she wants a man that doesn't shit that she's goin to die cold and lonely. Then go in the bathroom and drop an anchor of epic proportions. m/' hahahahahaha
Iamthe Nightstars 02.05.13	I give you 50 man points Balls.
Wolfhorde 02.05.13	Called it.
Recspecs 02.05.13	You still dating the milf?
BallsToTheWall 02.05.13	This instant coffee is giving me the fucking runs man. UHH GONNA SHIT MY BRAINS OUT.