BallsToTheWall: Death To Faux Black Metal

BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	Krallice is too gay to have a spot on here.
YankeeDudel 01.07.13	im all about love and trems so take your hatred and suck it
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	You sir shall be smitten by the otherworldly vestige...... the fabled blade of Niggurath. Forged out of the darkness of the great unknown and fastened by the bones and souls of puny humans this blade is said to have a mind of it's own, discriminatory in it's relentless pursuit of false metallers. To say this this blade is atracted to hipster death like flies on shit is an understatement.
Tyrael 01.07.13	Is this aimed at WittR?
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	At them no, Diadem and Two Hunters are great albums. The Cascadian movement, quite possibly. Excuse me.....my disciples of the Imperial court have brought me word...Adolph Vladimir Churchhill and Josef Jong Roosevelt my two trusted lieutenants have stated that WITTR are in fact on the chopping block.
l3urkles 01.07.13	Ash Borer and Fell Voices Keep it real dude... But besides them I don't really care for cascadian either. WitTR also kick ass tho
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	Satan just finished strenghtening my custom set of Daedric armor. It's time to fuck some well dressed happy niggas up.
R6Rider 01.07.13	death to false dm also
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	Yes... Tech-death, prog death, tech prog death, all on the fucking way out.
auberginedreams 01.07.13	i dress like a queer and i like black metal :/ my cardigans don't cost 500 dollars though lol. more like 50.
Wolfhorde 01.07.13	Dude. Faux Black Metal and then the first two albums you roll with are this whole twinkly ass overrated "Cascadian Blackgaze" whatever shit? (actually not that bad, sure as hell overrated tho) This is almost unforgivable. Where is THE KRIEG? The BLITZ? The BLITZKRIEG?
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	I know Wolfe. Not enough alarms sounding off in the distances and dying screams recorded in Stalingrad. My cardigan was 29.99 bro.
auberginedreams 01.07.13	good deal.
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	It's all about bringing back the ugly to metal. Even if you're not ugly, such as myself, you can still be dirty and grimy as fuck. I go bargain bin son.
Wolfhorde 01.07.13	Dude, 1 + 2 isn't ugly. That's fucking Neige, that's "pretty". Men aren't "pretty", even if they are "good looking" so yeah fuck that
auberginedreams 01.07.13	i think the first two were supposed to be examples of "faux" black metal.
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	Is that a youtube post? I am confused Sir Wolf-a-lot
Wolfhorde 01.07.13	also "Not enough alarms sounding off in the distances and dying screams recorded in Stalingrad." this so so hard.
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	Not here Andcas.
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	Wish we could go back in 41 and record a record through death filled, war torn home as battles waged.
ShadowRemains 01.07.13	bolt thrower would enjoy that
North0House2 01.07.13	Lol 4.
Wolfhorde 01.07.13	Pretty sure there are bands that actually use such field recordings. Also, really old ones.
YankeeDudel 01.07.13	serious question balls but do you not like this kind of bm because its a little lighter and more melodic/atmospheric or do you just not like the music? ive seen you dig alot of dream pop, shoegaze, and other more poppy stuff so why do you draw the line when metal gets a little like that? raw bm and the more atmospheric hippy bm are 2 totally diff genres just like melodeath and death metal are. cant really compare and i like em both for different reasons.
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	Hipsters don't know how to Satan...they eat couscous motherfucker...couscous...couscous and tofu.
Ire 01.07.13	hope deaffieldrecordings goes bm
Wolfhorde 01.07.13	Of course they don't, because their probably uptight white rich parents told them Satan is bad and hey, wouldn't wanna upset ol' Dad with his real estate money.
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	Yankee this list is deadly serious and in no way, shape or form be taken lightly.
YankeeDudel 01.07.13	i can never tell with you. your mystery pierces my chest
Wolfhorde 01.07.13	"Yankee this list is deadly serious and in no way, shape or form be taken lightly" lol
Spec 01.07.13	nice faux-hawk you homo
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	You sir shall be smitten by the otherworldly vestige...... the fabled blade of Niggurath. Forged out of the darkness of the great unknown and fastened by the bones and souls of puny humans this blade is said to have a mind of it's own, discriminatory in it's relentless pursuit of false metallers. To say this this blade is atracted to hipster death like flies on shit is an understatement This should have been a dead giveaway that I meant business with this list. My no fuckin around policy has been made clear time after time. I don't fuck around chief. This is sputnikmusic, the premier music community of the internet. I am a learned doctor after all.
YankeeDudel 01.07.13	well fuck that is pretty serious
Spec 01.07.13	TROY AND ABED IN THE MORNING
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	So serious that i'm concocting a space opera on it. I have a couple Jews fresh from Birkenau providing rhythm guitar and synth.
Wolfhorde 01.07.13	"Niggurath" lol wtf Niggu Rath? Nigguh's Wrath?
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	Shub-Niggerath
Wolfhorde 01.07.13	Damn, what's with you and that hidden mystical racism.
Trebor. 01.07.13	"hidden mystical racism" sounds like a rad album title
Wolfhorde 01.07.13	Mos' def.
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s Let's all get krieg and listen to N'sync
BallsToTheWall 01.07.13	Transcendental Hieroglyphic Racism.
YankeeDudel 01.07.13	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVLAZtAcUBk - this is what you wanted to post
Deathconscious 01.07.13	punch my teeth out, cut off my ear, scald my face. i want to be fucking ugly when i listen to ugly music.
TheSpirit 01.07.13	Beautiful list
witchxrapist 01.07.13	I'm doing vocals for a band that's like this stuff + Heaven In Her Arms, come at me.