Jash
11.26.12 | COME ON MUTHAFUCKAS COME ON |
Chortles
11.26.12 | aborted my cousin with a spoon |
Wheelah
11.26.12 | Got drunk in my high school, right in front of the principal... Illegal on several levels, praise Jebus I didn't breathe enough that he smelled the rum. |
Winrar
11.26.12 | When i was 9, i stole 5$ from my mother's wallet. Fuck man, those m&ms i bought tasted of guilt. |
Crymsonblaze
11.26.12 | none |
Scoot
11.26.12 | jumped off a porch and fractured my elbow
proceeded to go clubbing |
SeaAnemone
11.26.12 | jumped off a two story roof gotcha beat scoot ; ) |
SeaAnemone
11.26.12 | oh and it was in an altar boy costume |
Winrar
11.26.12 | On Runescape i was slaying dragons without an anti-dragon shield. |
FromDaHood
11.26.12 | Nothing really, I walked around a party flashing people but it was halloween and I was only wearing a trenchcoat so it was bound to happen. |
Scoot
11.26.12 | listened to emery on mute |
J0ckstrapsFTW
11.26.12 | I dont do stupid shit when I get fucked up lol |
Winrar
11.26.12 | I lost full bandos and from that moment on, i vowed to never drink again. |
TortoiseShell
11.26.12 | when i got rly drunk i went to mcdonalds and ordered 4 mcchickens and took 1 bite while walking and barfed everwhere whle still walking so it was everywhere |
menawati
11.26.12 | Got doped up with a friend one dark winter evening and we thought it would be fun to run screaming wielding knives at a group of tourists on a Jack the Ripper tour which regularly paused at a back street near my apartment. Obviously they weren't scared at all and we were told to fuck off or they'd call the police and we sheepishly walked away. |
Crymsonblaze
11.26.12 | one time i got totally messed up on dr. pepper and stayed up all night playing paper mario with my friends
dam i've never told anyone that story before |
mifzal
11.26.12 | well i fucked Mike Tyson's Tiger...no that was bradley cooper!
but i did watch that movie! |
milkwizard
11.26.12 | im not usually too crazy when i get fucked up, worst decision ive probably made was to drive on any hallucinogen, driven on acid a couple times, was during the same trip, and shrooms a couple times, was a couple different trips, shit is hard and scary |
TortoiseShell
11.26.12 | i would instantly die/crash if i drove on shrooms |
TortoiseShell
11.26.12 | way to not live up to black stereotypes |
Winrar
11.26.12 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=546424&listid=110711 |
climactic
11.26.12 | "one of my friends pushed the girl into the road while two others threw the dude into a mailbox and kicked the shit out of him. Shit was out of control."
uhhh...i dont even... |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | "way to not live up to black stereotypes"
"http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=546424&listid=110711"
Niggas still hatin so much I need an AK |
eleventhsun
11.26.12 | I traveled back in time while listening to Rush. True story. Also had an out of body once. |
TortoiseShell
11.26.12 | cool story bronani |
Mendross
11.26.12 | I died once. |
necromechanical
11.26.12 | uh i was fucked up on molly at some girls house, went for a walk with a few of my friends then ended up walking back into the wrong house with all of the lights off....it was really awkward..
this one time i got blackout drunk and tried leave my friends house through 2 closet doors..
thats all i got |
mifzal
11.26.12 | once i pushed beiber of a cliff then he got arrested for not being dead!
was very disappointed when i woke up! |
Chortles
11.26.12 | how 12 can you get dude |
tommygun
11.26.12 | drove really drunk a few times, really fucking stupid idea
nothing bad happened but yeah felt like an asshole the next day |
wacknizzle
11.26.12 | @Milkwizard: I've never driven on shrooms that'd be fucking insane, I'd probably run over a bunch school kids standing on the sidewalk thinking it was a puddle, I've done it a few times on lsd safely though ;) |
Scoot
11.26.12 | alright dunno how i forgot this
i was at a work party once about a 30 min drive from my house. it was late and i needed to get home because i was doing some important breakfast or something in the morning. i was supposed to bus home with my friend but he was too busy trying to get with some skank. so i stormed out and started walking home. i kind of know where i am but i'm pretty fucked at this point. i tried for a taxi but since it was grad night i had no luck at all. i proceeded to wall about five miles drunk off my ass until i reached the bridge you have to cross to get to the other side of the fraser river. btw my phone has long been dead so i have no way of contacting anyone
2:30am- i see a trail leading to the dike i sometimes take to get home after more local parties. i decide to head down the trail despite it being pitch black. i use the light on my ipod to see until i make it to the actual dike
4:30am - after walking for two hours i reach a dead end. it's a logging road. not only did i initially go down the wrong path, i never even crossed the bridge to get to the other side. the only way back is to walk all the way back the way i came
5:30am - it started getting lighter out but i was incredibly dehydrated from the drinking. i eventually went down another wrong path and had to go all the way around a smaller lake to get back to where i started
6:30am - at this point i am so tired, both from the walking and lack of sleep in general, that i can hardly move. i have to keep stopping at benches every 30 seconds to rest. while i was sitting down i remember hallucinating and nodding out
7:30am- after finally figuring out where the fuck i was, i asked passersby where to go and i made it back to the base of the bridge. i stumble across four lanes of highway traffic to the closest gas station and when the counter guy asks me how i'm paying for the four gatorades i'm buying, i don't even have the strength to tell him.
7:45am - the first bus comes and picks me up at the base of the bridge. i have been walking for the better part of 7 hours with no food, water or sleep and in soaked clothes.
8:00am - i get home and sleep for ten hours. when i wake up, it's 6:00pm |
paxman
11.26.12 | I made out with my friend's Chihuahua. They maintain that it went further than making out but I think they're full of shit. She was a swell dog though. |
climactic
11.26.12 | really id think driving on acid would be worse than shrooms. then again i havent done acid only shrooms so |
TortoiseShell
11.26.12 | i didnt know there were two meanings for dike |
paxman
11.26.12 | I facebooked all the girls at my work asking them to suck my cock. |
climactic
11.26.12 | scoot that sounds like the worst shit ever |
paxman
11.26.12 | Don't know how it happened but somehow my Wii ended up in the bath with me. |
wacknizzle
11.26.12 | Shrooms can really fuck with your depth perception and really make you see some imaginary shit. Acid is just like putting a computer chip in your head, your mind just runs and a million miles a second and music sounds amazing, you see things but the world doesn't get all wierd and cartoon looking, and dimensions and shapes don't get all funky. |
paxman
11.26.12 | I asked a girl to marry me even though I'm engaged. |
SeaAnemone
11.26.12 | I blacked out once and literally walked across Rome that was pretty crazy took me like 7 hours |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | I love you Scott |
paxman
11.26.12 | I had sex for like three hours because I couldn't come and I was so dehydrated. |
Scoot
11.26.12 | @climactic imagine the most helpless you've ever felt and multiply it by a hundred
i was scared shitless when i started hallucinating. my body was shutting down, i couldn't even move my legs at one point |
Eulogize
11.26.12 | "I lost full bandos and from that moment on, i vowed to never drink again."
aww shit :( |
Scoot
11.26.12 | @climactic imagine the most helpless you've ever felt and multiply it by a hundred
i was scared shitless when i started hallucinating. my body was shutting down, i couldn't even move my legs at one point |
mifzal
11.26.12 | Don't know how it happened but somehow my Wii ended up in the bath with me.
i think your wii wii is attached to your body |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | not really crazy but the stupidest thing ive done fucked up was getting blasted after seeing a 3d movie with my friends then driving around wearing 3d glasses. my friend was driving and he forgot to turn on the lights so we were driving at night, pitch black with no lights on and wearing our 3d glasses. eventually we got to a stop light and people crossing the street told us our lights were off, but we still drove the rest of the night wearing the glasses. it was so stupid but fucking hilarious. felt like we were traveling through time and space |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Insurrection you lame motherfucker tell us about your cocksucking days. |
milkwizard
11.26.12 | i thought driving on acid was worse, but thats just me, i started freaking out, on shrooms, i was atleast very calm, but im also more accustomed to doing shrooms, done them alot more than acid |
milkwizard
11.26.12 | i thought driving on acid was worse, but thats just me, i started freaking out, on shrooms, i was atleast very calm, but im also more accustomed to doing shrooms, done them alot more than acid |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Insurrection you lame motherfucker tell us about your cocksucking days. |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Damn iPhone whatever I'll say it thrice. |
intotheshit
11.26.12 | had sex with insurrection's mother....
got herpes. |
paxman
11.26.12 | I had sex for like three hours because I couldn't come and I was so dehydrated. |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Damn Pit it's okay it happens to us all. |
bungy
11.26.12 | Drank like 5 beers went clubbing killed like 7 baby sea lions |
bungy
11.26.12 | Drank like 5 beers went clubbing killed like 7 baby sea lions |
bungy
11.26.12 | "Me and a bunch of guys were drinking and bored so we decided to drive around the hood and jump people. I turned off the car headlights and pulled up behind a couple walking, one of my friends pushed the girl into the road while two others threw the dude into a mailbox and kicked the shit out of him. Shit was out of control."
Seriously fuck you |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | yea either that story is made up or recs is even more pathetic than i thought |
Wolfhorde
11.26.12 | "Me and a bunch of guys were drinking and bored so we decided to drive around the hood and jump people. I turned off the car headlights and pulled up behind a couple walking, one of my friends pushed the girl into the road while two others threw the dude into a mailbox and kicked the shit out of him. Shit was out of control."
Always knew there was a hoodlum inside of you.
"Niggas still hatin so much I need an AK"
Like you know how to use a gun. |
intotheshit
11.26.12 | "yea either that story is made up or recs is even more pathetic than i thought"
Irony. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | looks like im gonna need a restraining order |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | "Seriously fuck you"
What why? |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | "apparently it's a pretty week hood because you'd serioulsy get killed if you did that here in the tenderloin or double rock but couples don't usually walk with eachother after the sun goes down, they know better"
Lol helllll no, the Unionville area of Macon, Georgia is one of the most dangerous areas outside of Atlanta. |
Wolfhorde
11.26.12 | looks like you're gonna need some rope. |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | "Like you know how to use a gun."
It's the south haha everyone knows how to use a gun.
"yea either that story is made up or recs is even more pathetic than i thought"
Lol how does that make me pathetic? |
bungy
11.26.12 | You fucking ganged up on someone for no reason you're a piece of shit and a fucking pussy |
intotheshit
11.26.12 | ^have to agree. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | pretty much what bungy said. plus the fact that you resort to shit like that for 'fun' makes it even worse |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Hey I was the driver I didn't touch anyone. |
intotheshit
11.26.12 | I give Recs a pass because he's black.
Insurrection on the other hand should hang himself with a coat wire. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | yea i need a restraining order this is getting creepy |
bach
11.26.12 | @recs
Still..... I wouldn't enable any of my friends to assault people. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | he just has a hard on for me for some reason. literally all his posts are about me/to me and its getting weird as fuck.
plus being black is no excuse for doing shit like that and being an accomplice to assault is almost as bad as the assault itself |
Wolfhorde
11.26.12 | "It's the south haha everyone knows how to use a gun."
Dude, you got your own stereotypes wrong. Everyone HAS a gun, doesn't mean they know how to use it.
|
intotheshit
11.26.12 | "he just has a hard on for me for some reason. literally all his posts are about me/to me and its getting weird as fuck."
You're the whole focal point of my life. I want to do nothing more than follow you around on Sputnik the 2-3 times I visit it a week.
"plus being black is no excuse for doing shit like that and being an accomplice to assault is almost as bad as the assault itself"
Yeah, driving around drunk with 3D glasses on is SO much better.
|
Insurrection
11.26.12 | we were high, not drunk. driving around high is MUCH safer than driving drunk. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | we were high, not drunk. driving around high is MUCH safer than driving drunk. |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Insurrection shut up you wish you knew how to have fun. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | we were high, not drunk. driving around high is MUCH safer than driving drunk. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | wow wtf triple post |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Hahahaha fuck safe driving drunk >>> |
intotheshit
11.26.12 | "we were high, not drunk. driving around high is MUCH safer than driving drunk."
Because neither impair your reaction time nor judgement. |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Lol |
bungy
11.26.12 | I did shrooms in high school and drove around empty country roads listening to My Bloody Valentine it was the raddest thing won't ever try again though |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | pit if youre seriously arguing that driving high is as dangerous as driving drunk then im honestly worried for your mental stability |
Scoot
11.26.12 | brb grabbing popcorn |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | "pit if youre seriously arguing that driving high is as dangerous as driving drunk then im honestly worried for your mental stability"
I promise I can drive better drunk than you can sober. |
intotheshit
11.26.12 | "pit if youre seriously arguing that driving high is as dangerous as driving drunk then im honestly worried for your mental stability"
Explain what classification a drug like marijuana is again?
A depressant?
What is alcohol?
A depressant?
Need I say more?
I'm neither condoning nor condemning smoking weed, but that statement is utterly ridiculous.
Especially when you're driving around with 3D glasses on. |
bungy
11.26.12 | They should let you try to pass the driving exam drunk and whatever your blood alcohol content was that's your legal limit
I think I stole that idea |
witchxrapist
11.26.12 | Weed is not a depressant, it's a psychedelic, well done pit. |
intotheshit
11.26.12 | And just like any other mind-altering substance, too much can create chaos.
I can drive on one beer.
If I smoked, I could probably drive after smoking a blunt.
If I did either of them too much, then I'm sure it would impair my driving.
Then again, I wouldn't be driving around high with 3D glasses on. |
bungy
11.26.12 | Oh yeah I stole it from Stanhope |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | lol pit you obviously know nothing about either of them. if anything i drive better high cause it makes you more paranoid and more aware of things going on around you. if youre drunk your judgment is just fucked so you can do all sorts of stuff.
also depends on the kind of weed. indica is probably bad for driving but sativa can even improve motor skills with a slight buzz |
intotheshit
11.26.12 | "Weed is not a depressant, it's a psychedelic, well done pit."
It depends on which article you're looking up on google, Mappy.
It has many of the same effects that depressants do, though. |
intotheshit
11.26.12 | " if anything i drive better high cause it makes you more paranoid and more aware of things going on around you."
That is the most ridiculous statement I have ever read. Do you have any clue what paranoia is? |
Aids
11.26.12 | a. recspecs is trolling you all. he was trolling you all when he was talking about gang banging that chick, and he's trolling you now. he's black, not fucking Shaft.
b."not really crazy but the stupidest thing ive done fucked up was getting blasted after seeing a 3d movie with my friends then driving around wearing 3d glasses. my friend was driving and he forgot to turn on the lights so we were driving at night, pitch black with no lights on and wearing our 3d glasses. eventually we got to a stop light and people crossing the street told us our lights were off, but we still drove the rest of the night wearing the glasses. it was so stupid but fucking hilarious. felt like we were traveling through time and space"
LOL (insert "so hardcore" meme here) |
Aids
11.26.12 | c. great job Jash, who knew it was so easy to get 100 comments on a thread! |
intotheshit
11.26.12 | Either way, I'm going to bed. I, unlike Insurrection, have a life that I need to maintain. I can't stay up all night following around Recs. |
intotheshit
11.26.12 | "lets put recspecs and insurrection into separate nascars after ones been drinking and ones been smoking and lets see who crashes first."
Regardless of the amount of alcohol Recs drank or the amount of weed Insurrection smoked, I have a feeling that idiocy takes precedence over being drunk. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | pit why are you even arguing about shit you know NOTHING about? lol |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | arent you straight edge? |
bungy
11.26.12 | Damn I got pwnd
|
DrMaximus
11.26.12 | Please, please fellas stop arguing... You're both dickholes ;) |
Aids
11.26.12 | bungy is the only one to acknowledge that he got played like a fool and you guys are still posting away like the retards you are.
this is one of the many reasons why you will never be as cool as bungy |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | how do you know recs was trolling? he seemed pretty defensive about it |
Aids
11.26.12 | plus only a psychopath would post shit like that on the internet and be defensive about it. you may not like the guy but if you think he's serious about that then wowwwwwwww |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | oh. well hes just an idiot then |
Aids
11.26.12 | haha man this place makes me feel like a damn genius |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | recs being a psychopath isnt that far off of how i see him |
Aids
11.26.12 | haha ins, how does making you look like a dumbass by making something up on the internet make him an idiot? do you never admit fault or take responsibility for anything? your parents/teachers/babysitters must find you a very difficult child to work with. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | the fact that he posts something offensive for the sole purpose of upsetting people, gets defensive about it, pretends to be a tough guy, and then we find out like an hour later that its just a joke? yea thats pretty retarded if you ask me. |
Scoot
11.26.12 | wah wah wah |
Aids
11.26.12 | it's fucking sputnik you mongoloid, you're pathetic for caring, and you're even more pathetic for not just laughing it off and moving on. jesus christ what is with this website lately? |
MMX
11.26.12 | I puked on my Sisters Boyfriends shoes #SWAG |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | im guessing im the only one on sputnik with the common sense to realize either recs was lying from the start, leading us on and playing a very lame joke on all of us. or he was telling the truth, he got gangbanged by a bunch of users, then lied and told aids it was all fake when in reality hes a fucked up psychopath. regardless of course he goes and hides somewhere cause he never fights his own battles |
Yazz_Flute
11.26.12 | Craziest thing I've done fucked up is enjoy A Night at the Roxbury. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | aids, thats the thing. if it was a funny joke i wouldve laughed, but it wasnt funny in the slightest. so im assuming you and recs are complete sociopaths |
Scoot
11.26.12 | why the fuck do you care
this
much |
MMX
11.26.12 | "why the fuck do you care
this
much"
He's not getting the Dick he wants |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | cause no one else is around to argue with me so im stuck doing it all myself |
Scoot
11.26.12 | why do you even need to argue at all |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | idk im bored theres nothing else to do |
Aids
11.26.12 | "regardless of course he goes and hides somewhere cause he never fights his own battles"
yeah or he has a life and can't be bothered responding to your dumb ass 24/7
and he was joking (it wasn't even that funny, but it kind of was) - get over it. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | nah not just this time, he never fights his own battles and gets his peons to do it or he just talks shit. i think the real question is why are you defending recs so much aids? you guys buttbuddies or something? |
Aids
11.26.12 | i'm not defending him, i was TRYING to point out that he was joking (because I know that for a fact to be true). i even said it wasn't that funny. |
Aids
11.26.12 | the fact that you think there is a battle to be fought here is the problem here ins |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | oh alright. well shit what a waste of an argument lol |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | aids.. really? do you have no morals? or are you such a sociopath that shit like this just rubs right off you |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | "a. recspecs is trolling you all. he was trolling you all when he was talking about gang banging that chick, and he's trolling you now. he's black, not fucking Shaft."
Actually everything I've told is the truth lol I really did gangbang a chick and then drive around through the good fucking shit up although yeah I'm milking it out more with no shame just to piss people off because ITS TOO FUCKING EASY and Jesus Christ, Insurrection just because I don't immediately respond to your half-assed responses doesn't mean I'm in hiding. I do have a life and all. |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Thanks Adrian :) |
bungy
11.26.12 | The way he defended himself should've made it pretty obvious he was trolling was too focused on that Doug Stanhope joke or something damn
|
Aids
11.26.12 | "aids.. really? do you have no morals? or are you such a sociopath that shit like this just rubs right off you"
i don't know where that's coming from but I'm a vegetarian working on going full vegan again so step off nig
|
Aids
11.26.12 | (pleeeeeeeease take the bait) |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | what the hell could be so important to do around the house that you cant spare 5 minutes on the computer to argue with someone? seems like every time its about to get good you leave and come back as soon as it dies down. |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Too busy jamming Alcest goodnight everyone. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | wait recs so you did assault those people? i stand by my assumption that hes a psychopath, thank you aids |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | And dude I don't know if you realize but I am out and about so much that I am rarely ever on my computer, I usually post from my iPhone. |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | "wait recs so you did assault those people? i stand by my assumption that hes a psychopath, thank you aids"
Like I said, I was the driver. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | youre still a fucking psycho |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | np see ya |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Lol not sure how I'm a psycho but whatever. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | either way youre fucking shitty human being |
Aids
11.26.12 | "what the hell could be so important to do around the house that you cant spare 5 minutes on the computer to argue with someone?"
hahahahahahahahaha |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | so aids apparently you were wrong and recs actually did that shit. still think hes a good guy? |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | "either way youre fucking shitty human being"
Because your opinion of me matters so much.
"so aids apparently you were wrong and recs actually did that shit. still think hes a good guy?"
My sexual deviancy and reckless behavior does not make me a bad person. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | god youre so fucking stupid. being an accomplice to shit like that and gladly letting your friends beat up someone for fun is FUCKED UP, what they did was FUCKED UP. YOU. ARE. A. FUCKING. SHITTY. HUMAN. BEING. |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | "god youre so fucking stupid. being an accomplice to shit like that and gladly letting your friends beat up someone for fun is FUCKED UP, what they did was FUCKED UP. YOU. ARE. A. FUCKING. SHITTY. HUMAN. BEING."
What did you do during high school? |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | kill yourself please |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Dude get over yourself everyone has different ideas of fun.
My ideas of fun:
Playing soccer/basketball/football/running
Going out to parties and dicking around
Fucking people's shit up
Insurrection's ideas of fun:
Runescape
Pornhub
Periphery
|
Recspecs
11.26.12 | I'm not judging you, stop judging me!! |
Aids
11.26.12 | INS he's still fucking with you, but it's mind-numbing to watch how easy it is to make you believe clearly made up shit.
everyone just needs to chill and listen to this http://intriket.bandcamp.com/
k? |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | youre an awful person. please kill yourself |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | recs did you do that shit or not? |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Yeah, no shame. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | yea, kill yourself. |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | And yeah Josh's project rules gonna review it aoty |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Lol keep telling me to kill myself, your butthurt is just spilling out all over the floor for the mods to clean up. |
Aids
11.26.12 | http://intriket.bandcamp.com/
(psst Ins -- he still didn't do it) |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | youre a shit person. the world would be better off without people like you |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | aids why is so hard for you to believe a psychopath uses the internet? |
Aids
11.26.12 | http://intriket.bandcamp.com/ |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | The world probably would be better off without me. |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Cole it's been a while how is life? |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Living life not giving a fuck. |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Hopefully, idk things are starting to look up around here when I get my own place come down here for a weekend or so. |
Electric City
11.26.12 | aw this thread was going so well too |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Hoodrat? Lol
Sup Downer good to see you celebrating the edge life. |
Jash
11.26.12 | Hahahahahahahaha I can't believe it work, nearly 200 comments, amazing.
Luke and Aids, you guys are too much.
Got smashed out in some 4X4 trails and started driving my buddies '91 Cavalier around the trails trading off driving with him and a few buddies, he ended up puncturing the gas tank and we drove home (40 minute drive) and then the next morning I got woken up by the roommate who drove us home asking me how the fuck we got home. That's a chill story compared to some, but because some people here still haven't got passed their training pants I won't go into the better ones |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Let me get a change of tampons then you can tell good stories. |
Jash
11.26.12 | Okay well I'll take your running trains on a bitch story and up it cause that's how I lost my Virginity double teaming my buddies gf in highschool |
Aids
11.26.12 | this one time i fucking killed a guy
and i'd fucking do it again |
Jash
11.26.12 | Hahahahaha |
4N4LB34D5
11.26.12 | One time I took a shit load of ambien just to see what the fuck was up and I shit in my pants and got it all over my house. Turrible just turrible |
Jash
11.26.12 | During my bday week (I take a week off and usually get messy all week long) I was on day 4 of too much booze and M when I ended up leavin the house walking to my work (Costco) buying a chicken and flowers for my girlfriend, and I don't even remember going. People from my work were askin me about when id come in that day and I was like "what are you talking about..."
Good times |
Trophycase
11.26.12 | lol this thread |
bakkermaarten007
11.26.12 | Once was so wasted that I decided to sit down for a minute on the way home. When I woke up carlights were shining in my face and I heard a guy getting out. He was extremely upset for he thought he had killed me. I felt so bad for him the next day. |
GnFnRs87
11.26.12 | 'This one time I fucking killed a guy
And I'd do it again'
I don't know why I found that as funny as I did |
GnFnRs87
11.26.12 | Got so fucked up that when my friend played 'Baba O'Riley' I went insane and ran around punching people in the face
They haven't spoken to me since |
NightProwler
11.26.12 | It's a cool song, man |
GnFnRs87
11.26.12 | Hell yeah, something about those first three notes just set something off and I went absolutely fucking crazy throughout the whole 5 minutes
I also tried to set myself on fire once cos I was cold at a campout |
jdennis31
11.26.12 | i've learned that only stupid people get stupidly drunk enough to do stupid shit |
witchxrapist
11.26.12 | "It depends on which article you're looking up on google, Mappy."
No it doesn't. Weed is not a depressant and I didn't google it. I'm a psych major, I'm trying to become an addictions counselor, I've studied the subject. Weed both depresses and stimulates the CNS, but it's categorized as a psychedelic. |
bakkermaarten007
11.26.12 | "No it doesn't. Weed is not a depressant and I didn't google it. I'm a psych major, I'm trying to become an addictions counselor, I've studied the subject. Weed both depresses and stimulates the CNS, but it's categorized as a psychedelic."
Fuck, I'd like to have someone like you as a councelor. Not as an addiction counselor but just counselor in general to help me with my social anxiety which is ruining my life. Why someone like you? Because you drink and listen to emo. |
witchxrapist
11.26.12 | Ahahahaha, dude the best way to deal with anxiety is to say, "fuck it," also maybe a short stint on antidepressants. Both of those have really helped me. |
bakkermaarten007
11.26.12 | Yeah, I keep hearing that. But unless I would be depressed I'm afraid to take them. Have been reading some things about how they can alter your personality. |
witchxrapist
11.26.12 | Oh running helps a lot too. I probably should've continued with that rather than getting on anti-depressants when I was younger. |
bakkermaarten007
11.26.12 | Yeah, running sure does =) |
TortoiseShell
11.26.12 | "Ahahahaha, dude the best way to deal with anxiety is to say, "fuck it,""
truth hard, but thats one of the hardest things to truly believe in |
ZilbelPing
11.26.12 | "what the hell could be so important to do around the house that you cant spare 5 minutes on the computer to argue with someone?"
This proves once again that insurrection is the worst user on this site and has no life.
Right on! |
MasBarHigeuoris21
11.26.12 | Craziest thing I can remembr doing right now is getting shit drunk in a car before clubbing. A friend of mine parked on an upper level. Below us was a sports car parked with the top down. I pissed from the upper level all into some poor guy's car. I laughed all night thinking about that guy going to his car and finding out somoene had pissed all over the interior of his car. |
Jash
11.26.12 | Don't let Aids within 10 feet of a PT Cruiser when he's wasted, he really really hates those cars |
Jash
11.26.12 | Also, we're only at 200 something comments...
COME ON MUTHAFUCKAS COME ONNNNNN |
Crymsonblaze
11.26.12 | oh man i forgot this one time i drank like six monsters and stayed up racing through 1st gen of pokemon with my friends |
MasBarHigeuoris21
11.26.12 | In my more nerdier days, I stayed up all night drinking coffee and playing Halo 2. Wasn't that crazy but was pretty stupid and lame. |
Crymsonblaze
11.26.12 | mine was freaking nuts
we played pokemon all the way through for 24 straight hours and THEN battled at the end
dam dam dam hell shit dam |
anarchistfish
11.26.12 | I haven't done anything really fucked up drunk unless you count
repeatedly shouting at and threatening to beat the shit out of a bunch of kids claiming to have knives
getting smashed with my friends in the middle of the most dangerous part of the capital of ecuador right at the beginning of my month out there and then having to walk back to our hostel and then hide the fact I was out of it all the way through a team meeting whilst contributing to the discussion and if I'd been caught I would 99% probably have been sent on a plane home. somehow he never noticed. still have no idea how cos my most people's anecdotes I was coming out with some really stupid shit the whole evening
trying to climb over the side of bridge to sit on the edge of it but I don't even think it was over water at that point, I think it was like several 10s of metres above concrete. luckily I wasn't drunk enough to realise what I was doing was absolutely fucking retarded and I stopped halfway through |
anarchistfish
11.26.12 | and yet I've never had a hangover or thrown up drunk
dreading the day I can't claim that anymore |
anarchistfish
11.26.12 | *to not realise |
witchxrapist
11.26.12 | Oh and craziest thing I've ever done messed up, senior year of high school, I think it was the fall? IDK that time of my life was a haze of alcohol and durgs.... I was going to a party I knew this girl I had the biggest crush on ever who was giving me mad mixed responses would be at... clearly the game plan insisted upon weed and xanax before I even got there. Then much imbibing happened, girl's friend gave me percocets, and my one friend who was recovering from breaking his back gave me an oxy 120, yeah those used to exist.
By my estimate I was on about 140 mg of oxy, 2 mg of xanax, and way too many beers deep, but I've retained the memory because it's so awful.
Finally talk to girl, she's into it, I'm like fuck yeah, we smoke a joint and then go into my friend's sister's room, where hook-uppery proceeds to happen. My friends begin pounding on the door and being assholes, as 17 and 18 year olds are immature dinguses, eventually my one friend actually gets the door open. So we're half naked on a friend's sister's bed, and my one friend comes in and drops his pants, is half mast, and proceeds to knock beers off the table with his dick, while my other friend who barged in proceeds to put on my friend's sister's boots and dances around the party for the rest of the night.
So cock block one happens, we go to a diner, all is good, then the girl starts giving me a handy UNDER THE TABLE when we're at the diner with a huge party. Soooooo awkward. We go back to the party, continue to get wasted, me and her go upstairs again and don't get walked in on this time. Unfortunately, my ability to get it up has since left the building, and she's asking me to fuck her in the back yard. Thanks drugs! So we're just making out and I'm finger banging her while she gives me the worst handjob ever and I realized, "Holy shit, this girl's pussy stanks," and she's like "Mappy go down on me," and I'm like, "No, your pussy stinks, give me a beej," and she starts leaning in and bam, front door opens, my friend's dad walks in on us.
Oh and as it turns out, apparently when we were in the kid's sister's room, we threw her laundry on her radiator and it all caught on fire.
So I guess the only ridiculous things I did were high amounts of opiates and light my friend's sister's clothes on fire, but all in all that was the most absurd night I can remember. |
witchxrapist
11.26.12 | Oh one time a few years ago, when *real* 4loko existed and I was selling my Xanax prescription, I went to a party in Kutztown. I remember wandering around Kutztown with my friend's roommates and making mad money selling my scrip, then waking up the next day sitting upright at a computer, wearing no pants and blasting Bring Me The Horizon, found my pants, and all of my Xanax and money was gone, found my backpack and my Job For A Cowboy hoodie was gone. Got real pissed and stole whoever's liquor and bounced. |
paxman
11.26.12 | I've never had a hangover but I have thrown up drunk, but I think it's because I ate a shit ton of pizza |
paxman
11.26.12 | I've got hundreds of Tramadols and I'm looking to sell them. How much should I sell them for? |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Lol Mappy we need to party. |
MasBarHigeuoris21
11.26.12 | I wouldn't think they would sell that well but if you can find dumbasses willing to shell out the money for them, good for you. They are kind of like the poor man's opiate. Shit is weak as hell. Have to take heavy amounts (like 10-20) to even feel them. Even worse, trams are known to cause seizures in high amounts. |
jdennis31
11.26.12 | ITT i learned that you people need better friends |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | I have great friends. |
jdennis31
11.26.12 | not you, i'm talking to the white folk |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | friends who beat up innocent people for fun are great agreed |
MasBarHigeuoris21
11.26.12 | Get off Recspecs, he's not the only black person on sputnik.
I'm the other one |
jdennis31
11.26.12 | well then obviously i'm not talkin to you then either. |
anarchistfish
11.26.12 | recspecs what the actual fuck do you actually have any shame? |
MasBarHigeuoris21
11.26.12 | Has nobody else beat the shit out of someone else for fun?? Um.. Oh, wait... |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | recs please die |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Insurrection being a bitch itt. |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | youre worthless recs |
MasBarHigeuoris21
11.26.12 | "That's what I'm saying lol beating up people is fun."
Beating up people far weaker than yourself is fun |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | "and be nice to recs jesus he's a cool dude"
lmao |
JWT155
11.26.12 | I've been known to streak |
TortoiseShell
11.26.12 | "That's what I'm saying lol beating up people is fun."
lynching is the paramount form of fun wouldnt you agree? |
Insurrection
11.26.12 | yea using alts is pretty lame recs get back on your main |
TortoiseShell
11.26.12 | lol someone srsly has to much time on their hands to create so many email accounts and then to create troll accounts and then to simultaneously have them post in the same thread conversating with themselves, lol shoot ur cock off bro |
TortoiseShell
11.26.12 | OFF WITH YOU AT ONCE WRETCHES OF THE DEEP! |
NightmareCinema16
11.26.12 | Got loaded on lots of s**t and fell out of a tree. I was injured for about 3-4 months after that. I've been pretty controlled lately. |
MasBarHigeuoris21
11.26.12 | We've all gotten drunk and injured ourselves before. Tis nothing new |
OmairSh
11.26.12 | Rated Justin Biebers album 5.
Nah I'm kidding, I'm not THAT wild |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | "this one time me and recs hung out and we found where insurrection lived. I can't say anything more about it cause recs said he'd bust a cap in my ass."
Pretty much |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | In case you all didn't know andcas looks like Dallas Green. |
OmairSh
11.26.12 | @Pestiferous Keep that to yoseelf |
bungy
11.26.12 | Last year I was fucked up at Sasquatch on the last day waiting for Beck to come onstage and ready to party one last time and there was a raccoon climbing up and down above the stage where the lights were and everyone would cheer the higher it went it was awesome but anyway I took one last hit of a joint of a new friend I just made and right as Beck came on I felt myself starting to lose it and fucking had a seizure and blacked out I can still hear the bass line to Black Tambourine fading away as my mind switched dimensions put a big damper on the show. That was the last time I was "fucked up" |
jdennis31
11.26.12 | you people drink too much |
Recspecs
11.26.12 | Damn y'all won't let me live down that fourway :( |
witchxrapist
11.26.12 | @respecs im always down to party, im a lot more tame now though
forgot, when i was living in bethlehem i drank a 4loko on the way to my apartment, did coke and proceeded to beer bong another 4loko, then my one friend kicked me in the balls, and then i don't know what happened, i woke up shaking like crazy the next day though.
my friends said i kept putting my balls in people's drinks, i'm pretty glad i don't remember doing so.
oh and here's a pic from that summer:
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/150258_454284497701_6709235_n.jpg |
newjunkaesthetic93
11.26.12 | In high school I ditched class one day to go get drunk with a couple of my buddies. Some how we ended up at KFC and upon leaving I ended up in the wrong car with some other friends who were going back to school. So I ended up back in class where we were filling out some ACT forms or whatever. I passed out, woke up, fell out of my chair, then vomited all over my desk. Went to the bathroom to go throw up some more and my teacher brought me my backpack and just smiled and said "You probably don't have to come back to class today". |
zaruyache
11.27.12 | One time in high school I put a note on a girl's desk asking if she liked me. She didn't. :[ |
TortoiseShell
11.27.12 | "http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/150258_454284497701_6709235_n.jpg"
lol |
Recspecs
11.27.12 | Hahaha |
666Micrograms
11.27.12 | Of the many many times Iv'e tripped, I've had one really bad trip once. Now take note, numerous times I've been so high I didn't know my name, and couldn't see because the visuals are so strong, so this lucy was something else. I was so high on acid I ended up wandering my suburb yelling random shit into the universe. I actually hopped in a complete strangers car thinking my friends were in it, only to find a soccer mom and like two kids. I said "who the fuck are ya'll" and ran away. I was so high I lost my phone and wallet, and miraculously navigated public transit all the way to my parents house. The phone and wallet turned up the next day, and get this, I dropped my phone in that persons car. Oh that was an awkward encounter the day after. |
Relinquished
11.27.12 | I KILLED MYSELF TWICE TRUE STORY |
Ignimbrite
11.27.12 | I don't do drugs, but I do drink every now and again. Usually the craziest thing I do is link arms with a bunch of people and sing "Satan, Lend Me a Dollar" by Hill of Beans. One morning a couple months ago I *did* wake up in the ER, but I didn't actually do anything crazy under the influence. I merely did crazy things to get under the influence.
Also, I woke up in the ER at around 5am and I left for a 3-day geology research trip at 8am. m/ |
SCREAM!
11.27.12 | " I merely did crazy things to get under the influence."
You're leaving the best part of the story out? come on now! |
Recspecs
11.27.12 | "I KILLED MYSELF TWICE TRUE STORY"
TELL US |
666Micrograms
11.27.12 | ego-death? The common proponent of high dose psychedelic trips? A shot in the dark but it seems most relevant to this thread. |
Jash
11.27.12 | 3 MORE
COME ON MUTHAFUCKAS COME ONNNNNN |
zaruyache
11.27.12 | I didn't even know that Relinquished was still a thing here. Sup.
I got buzzed and stumbled into McDonalds at 11 p.m. and got fries with friends. It was a good time.
Hoping to do that Saturday night. m/
Also drove one of my drunk friends to wal-mart to buy bug spray. She bought green bean seeds and
tried digging a hole in the yard with a saw in order to plan them. It was like 8 pm. |
ShadowRemains
11.27.12 | lmao this thread |
666Micrograms
11.27.12 | the people on this site are bitches. One time I was so hamm'd I puked on a war monument 11 times, and proceeded to longboard home, unable to walk, I made it most the way too. But then I passed out in a gutter in front of an elementary school a few blocks from home. Luckily I was outta there before school started. Twas hungover for two fucking days. |
bungy
11.27.12 | THREE HUNDRED MUTHAFUKA |
Recspecs
11.27.12 | THERE'S A ROOM FULL OF NIGGAS |
BallsToTheWall
11.27.12 | Craziest thing I ever did was suck off a panda. |
666Micrograms
11.27.12 | Reich, I thought they we bots designed for my entertainment. Thats cool though. |
ShadowRemains
11.27.12 | "One time I was so hamm'd I puked on a war monument 11 times, and proceeded to longboard home, unable to walk, I made it most the way too."
this is one of the most disgraceful sentences i've ever read |
Recspecs
11.27.12 | "this is one of the most disgraceful sentences i've ever read"
Agreed |
intotheshit
11.27.12 | Mappy, it's hard to believe anything you've said because you've had a different major every time I've talked to you. |
Jash
11.27.12 | How could you ever believe someone who posed as a chick for so long on the internet? Mappy we all know you hate having a dick just get a sex change already so you can be the skramz loving girl we all thought you were before you came out as just another bearded sweaty emotional dude and not have to post fake stories to get internet friends |
Crymsonblaze
11.27.12 | "the people on this site are bitches. One time I was so hamm'd I puked on a war monument 11 times, and proceeded to longboard home, unable to walk, I made it most the way too. But then I passed out in a gutter in front of an elementary school a few blocks from home. Luckily I was outta there before school started. Twas hungover for two fucking days."
i'm sure your parents are proud, fucktard |
KSK1
11.27.12 | I walked up to the biggest black guy I could find at a bar (I weigh 140 pounds), pushed him, and said 'FUCK YOU FAGGOT". Luckily the group of people I was with pulled me a way really fast and explained that I was fucked up on alcohol and Vicodin and that I had no idea what i was doing. That's probably not the craziest thing but it was really stupid. |
witchxrapist
11.27.12 | "Mappy, it's hard to believe anything you've said because you've had a different major every time I've talked to you."
Why do you think I'm still in school? I'm on my second year of psych though, actually like sticking with this one. |
witchxrapist
11.27.12 | And yeah Hep has a really good point, I was posting about my bands the whole time ffs. |
bakkermaarten007
11.27.12 | Who's mappy? |
bakkermaarten007
11.27.12 | Oh nvm |
tarkus
11.27.12 | there might be something more stupid than this which isnt that stupid but once me and a couple friends set a dumpster on fire behind a movie theater
|
intotheshit
11.27.12 | Who said I ever believed Mappy in the first place? |
JWT155
11.27.12 | "Who's Mappy?"
Hahahaha Oh God the youngins here now.... |
witchxrapist
11.27.12 | Pit man you gotta relax the fuck out. |
witchxrapist
11.27.12 | But yo could I see some pics of your sick dragon tatts? |
zaruyache
11.28.12 | That's kinda fucked up, Balls. Panda dicks are so small they get confused for clitorises, so I'm kinda worried why you know enough to tell the difference, and then figure out how to give it a bj. Props for going through with it, though. |
