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User
Reviews 8
Approval 42%
Soundoffs 4
News Articles 2
Band Edits + Tags 2
Album Edits 0
Album Ratings 63
Objectivity 61%
Last Active 01-06-21 3:15 am
Joined 01-21-12
Review Comments 392
| Idioteque Is Back
I'm back!!! Since no-one remembers me, I'll introduce myself | | 1 |  | Porcupine Tree
In Absentia
The reason that I was away is that I was busy convicting skeletorrissatan for
racism and being a moron. I lost my case coz it turns out that he doesn't actually
exist, I suspect Snoxall is responsible | | 2 |  | Meshuggah
Koloss
I use a chainsaw to slice paper | | 3 |  | Mastodon
Crack the Skye
I was a music reviewer for News of the World. If you don't believe me, look at my
review for this album | | 4 |  | Knut
Challenger
I despise hardcore, not that I've ever heard it, but one glance at the people who
listen to Jane Doe put me off for life | | 5 |  | Radiohead
The Bends
I act like a twat a lot | | 6 |  | Death
Symbolic
I have crabs, but they look like squirrels and sometimes I think that they talk to
each other about the other colonies that visit them. I talk to them a lot, but they
never reply directly, only tease me about how much I want Topaz down there | | 7 |  | Wintersun
Wintersun
I see things that lots of other people don't, for example have you ever noticed that
the lyrics and solo of Stairway to Heaven are recycled note-for-note on Emperor's
debut album? | | 8 |  | Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology
I murdered the mailboy last week. RIP Spec. | | 9 |  | Nickelback
Dark Horse
I prefer this album to KILL, but not to sonic | | 10 |  | Coheed and Cambria
The Afterman: Ascension
I am actually Qwe's retarded half-sister, hence Idiote Que. The cigar is coz idk | |
IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | I'M BACK!!!! | Ethics
10.10.12 | helo | crazyllama20
10.10.12 | lol | IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | Hello | Calc
10.10.12 | heloh | IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | olleh | CelestialDust
10.10.12 | is it ok if i call you anotherparanoidbrickintheandroid | Topaz
10.10.12 | "only tease me about how much I want Topaz down there"
You cannot possibly be talking about me could you? | IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | Most defo
Yes, but only if I can call you FairyDust | JohnnyoftheWell
10.10.12 | Feature | Topaz
10.10.12 | Who are you? I've never seen you here before I don't recall | IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | I didn't make an "AM LEAVING LIST" coz I'm not loved enough. Am defo enough of a bitch to do it tho, but no-one would read it | IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | "Who are you? I've never seen you here before I don't recall"
:[ we should go to a Neurosis gig and make it hawwwt. I am a girl btw. | Topaz
10.10.12 | Are you really a girl? I find it hard to believe because there's only two girls on this site that I know of and not one of them is Baseline | HitlerIsTheBest
10.10.12 | "omg a girlL>!?>!>!>"""
who cares. | ZilbelPing
10.10.12 | I remember you but I don't remember you. | IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | I'm as much of a girl as Baseline, who - from months of close observation - I have judged to be approx 76.7% female | Atari
10.10.12 | nobody cares. | IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | Dafuq are you? | Atari
10.10.12 | A user obviously. | IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | Apparently an outdated user | Atari
10.10.12 | That's me ;) | IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | wow | JohnnyoftheWell
10.10.12 | shit went doooowwwn | IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | Fuck you all | JohnnyoftheWell
10.10.12 | Stfu bitch, don't be like that | IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | I will, don't call me bitch, that's only funny if you use it on guys | Evreaia
10.10.12 | "I use a chainsaw to slice paper"
I like you | IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | Hi, I like you too | Ethics
10.10.12 | helo | IdiotequeCigar
05.13.13 | Bump coz I'm back again | Topaz
05.13.13 | and i still hate you | IdiotequeCigar
05.13.13 | In that case, I may as well just go away again |
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