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Last Active 03-03-13 9:08 am Joined 02-20-12
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| How To Actually Pick Up Women
Here's a real list for all you lonely suckers out there. | 1 | | Gospel The Moon is a dead world
First, you gotta prepare for the situation. Always wear mems armour because you
don't want the bitches to think you're some free playing pleb. So don't wear rune and
for the love of god wear mems armour. Even wear Bandos. Bitches love Bandos. | 2 | | Apart Gray Light
Rune Scimitars won't pick up shit, bitches love Chaotic Mauls. Trust me, i have had
thousands of Runescape girlfriends and when they see your huge as chaotic maul,
they will get wet. instantly. If you're a poor free playing pleb, just get the fuck out. It
costs money to get bitches but in the end its worth it. | 3 | | Sika Redem Entheogen
Now that you have the gear, you gotta go to where the action's at. Most girl-next-
door types will hang around Varrock. If you're feeling exotic, try going to Al Kharid,
I've gotten tons of pussy from shouting Karim's kebabs to the ladies. You just gotta
know where to go. | 4 | | Iselia Life From Dead Limbs
Pick-Up lines. Now, to properly pick up girls, you gotta know how to talk. Girls don't
like pussies who talk about feelings, they want a real man. Real pick-up lines are...
Do you have 99 attack? because you can't stop hitting me.
Do you have 99 magic? because im caught under your spell.
Are you a cosmic rune? because you are enchanting.
Talk like this, and bitches will be all over you. | 5 | | Wow, Owls! Pick Your Patterns
Congratulations! You now have a runescape girlfriend! Wipe those doritos off your
shirt and ask your mother to give you a drink. You deserve it! | |
bach
10.07.12 | pfff, As if.......... i play Tr00 gamez like Wizards101 | Ethics
10.07.12 | LMFAO GF BANK NOOBS | intotheshit
10.07.12 | Just pull your cock out. | Winrar
10.07.12 | are you 99 slayer? because i know you didnt have me for a task | Calc
10.07.12 | slap dat shit on da table and let her know its business time | Ethics
10.07.12 | Are you 99 Smithing coz i wanna bang you against that anvil | Winrar
10.07.12 | Someone here knows how to pick up women ^ | Yuli
10.07.12 | Oh my god, this list | Trebor.
10.07.12 | 1. Go up to a girl and talk to her
2. If things are going well ask her out
3. If she says yes you're done
4. If she doesn't try on another girl until one says yes
It's simple math | DarthTheAssDestroyer
10.07.12 | shit list mine was better getting girls in rs is easy all u need is to have a lot of gold and be on the leaderboards | WashboardSuds
10.07.12 | 4 lol | Emim
10.07.12 | use both hands | Trebor.
10.07.12 | Lift with your legs | bach
10.07.12 | My How to list is better. | bach
10.07.12 | magnitudes better. | Emim
10.07.12 | lift with your back in a twisting, jerking motion | Recspecs
10.07.12 | Wow you sad fuckers I'm gonna have to make a list aren't I? | mifzal
10.07.12 | pretty women like douches .. so be a bastard! | Wafflez
10.19.12 | 10/10. Thanks to you I am in a committed relationship with XxPkGirl94xX. You are a genius! | Uranium
10.19.12 | 5 is so good. i have been jamming that album for a couple of years and it's still fresh. | NightProwler
10.19.12 | I feel so much more enlightened now | Ire
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