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Picking Up Chicks With Darthmann

okay here are my essential tips to picking up bitches whether over facebook, in the pub, or at a game of footy
1 Adaje
Yore Vells

first things first you must obey this 1 rule of picking up chicks if you do not
obey the consequences will be dire. Never, ever be submissive to a girl. If
they say something you don't like, call them out straight away, don't let it
slide. If you let your potential partners think they have free will to do as
they please, it won't be long before they start doing exactly that - which
could end in very unfortunate circumstances for all parties involved.
2Pearl Jam

always engage in fights with them, but always keep them humurous and
non-serious, so that if a serious fight looks likely to erupt, you have practice
in defusing the situation (this is in a relationship)
3Pink Floyd

when picking up chicks make sure you know a number of good pick up lines
such as "Did it Hurt" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven!"
*giggles* "cos your face is pretty messed up." Pickup lines like these are
essential to making the girl feel loved, even if she knows they are just petty
bullshit you probably found in woman's weekly. and then u can start the
real flirting

do your best to steer the conversation towards attractive celebrities such
as mila kunis or that chick from modern family. the girl might be like omg i
wish i was as good looking as her and then u can get a twinkle in ur eye
and be like 'well, now you mention it'
Kid A

girls are often quite simple. the ones that say that girls are complex are
especially so. Girls generally just want attention, so give them that
attention, pretend u have various other events u need to attend, and when
theyre like sad and say 'oh, ill see you later' u can be like hehe just kidding
id rather spend time with u!
6Iron Maiden

if worst comes to worst, you can employ the ultimate tactic which i like to
phrase as "When in doubt, flop it out."

Warning: use 6 with discretion, it could end very badly and/or painfully.
Only use it as an extreme last resort, if the girl seems to be distracted and
trying to look for an escape, just give her a sneak preview if u want
8In Flames

it is a good sign if the female brings up or mentions past bf's, being lonely,
and if she says she's horny or been looking for a way out of something (like
some form escapism) u know home base is only a mouth movement away
9 Joy Division
Le Terme

if she starts getting distracted, mentions that other guys are hot (this could
also be a ploy 2 make u jealous but thats just generic teen bullshit when ur
going for 20 y/os i dont think this is a case), says that she is tired, tries to
avoid making contact with u (if ur sneakily placing ur leg agaisnt hers or
somethin idk) then its best u just retreat because i think u have failed ur
10Kanye West
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

either that or u could just get her really drunk

and draw her in with how rich u are

lying is also a very valuable method of making them like u. say ur really
famous or rich or something and theyll be all over u or atleast the stupid
ones will
13Sonic Youth
Daydream Nation

if u put all of this together it should look a little like this
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