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| Fred Durst Lyrics Ranked
Top 10 lyrics from the pen of Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst. | | 10 | | Limp Bizkit
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
"Hey kid, take my advice, ya don't want to step into a big pile of shit." | | 9 | | Limp Bizkit
Three Dollar Bill, Yall$
"Nobody loves me, nobody cares,
Nobody loves me, maybe I'll go eat worms " | | 8 |  | Limp Bizkit
Gold Cobra
"Wakin up.................. aggravated" | | 7 | | Limp Bizkit
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
"Ain't it a shame that you can't say fuck,
fuck's just a word,
And it's all fucked up,
Like a fucked up punk" | | 6 | | Limp Bizkit
Gold Cobra
"Swimming with sharks ain't easy,
They just want to kill and eat me,
I ain't gonna let that happen,
Watch me plan my shark attack" | | 5 |  | Limp Bizkit
Significant Other
"I did it all for the nookie, c'mon,
The nookie, c'mon,
So you can take that cookie,
And stick it up your..... yeah!" | | 4 | | Limp Bizkit
Gold Cobra
"He's got a trunk full of hatches and shit,
Bombs, gasoline, matches and shit,
Anything to make a human die quick,
Creeping in the night like some superfly shit" | | 3 | | Limp Bizkit
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
"You'll get knocked the fuck out,
Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash" | | 2 | | Limp Bizkit
Significant Other
"Its just one of those days,
When you don't wanna wake up,
Everything is fucked,
Everybody sux" | | 1 | | Limp Bizkit
Gold Cobra
"Never worry if anybody gonna like me,
Don't give a damn if anybody give a fuck,
I'm gonna say what I want you can look it up,
Wikipedia probley gonna fuck it up." | |
BigBlob
10.03.12 | Probably missed out a few classics but oh well. | thumbcrusher
10.03.12 | lol awesome | zombi666
10.03.12 | Fucking genius!!! | truekebabpower
10.03.12 | that one was pretty good, but some are so fucking random | BigBlob
10.03.12 | You have to hear them in context to fully appreciate them I guess. | thumbcrusher
10.03.12 | i think my favourite may be the line after the one you put from break stuff
'You don't really know why
But you want justify
Rippin' someone's head off' | ReturnToRock
10.03.12 | 7 and 2 were the shit when I was 14. You could have put 7's entire lyrics in there. I remember us counting the f-bombs and coming to the conclusion that Freddy was doing the math wrong, there was way more than "46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme". There were like 60. | immortalizepain
10.03.12 | Those are so deep. | sidjmt
10.03.12 | One of the best lists I've seen. | IndianaWarLord
10.03.12 | thank you for doing this. 10 makes me cringe every time. | DirEnRefused
10.03.12 | "Nobody loves me, nobody cares, Nobody loves me, maybe I'll go eat worms"
Everybody thinks this is completely random, but it's actually based off some nursery rhyme.
http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/games/songs/childrens/worms.htm | DirEnRefused
10.03.12 | I just blew all your minds. | Topaz
10.03.12 | ^ that is fucked up to the max. Kids must sing this? | ReturnToRock
10.03.12 | List brings back memories of 9th grade and ending up sitting next to the girl I had a crush on, whose favourite song at the time was No Sex. Mine was Rollin' (still is). Nostalgia goggles ACTIVATE! | BigBlob
10.03.12 | Also forgot Boiler...
"WWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!??!?!?" | Cormano
10.03.12 | god this list is awesome, brought some good memories from elementary school, and I also read everything in Fred's voice O_O | Dolving999
10.03.12 | Truly, a modern day poet. | KSK1
10.03.12 | Hahaha, rankings generally suck but this was funny. | EyesWideShut
10.03.12 | haha these rule.
"Captain's drunk, ur on the Titanic, swimming with the funk.. SO GET UR GROOVE ON." | ReturnToRock
10.03.12 | "Welcome to the jungle, PUNK, take a look around, it's Limp Bizkit fucking up your town, we've downloaded the Shockwave, for all the ladies in the game, to get your groove on!" | DarkSideOfLucca
10.03.12 | Bahaha! This is the best list! | Brontosaurus
10.04.12 | greatest list of all time | BigBlob
10.04.12 | thanks fellow Cobro | Flugmorph
12.22.13 | hilarious |
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