JackSparrow: Roommates | Sputnikmusic

menawati 09.13.12	Tell him you are off to see the doctor and act really worried. Start crying in front of him when you get back and when he asks what has happened tell him you have a tropical disease - dengue fever is a good one. He'll soon be gone.
londoncalling457 09.13.12	kill in his sleep
ffs 09.13.12	poop w/ the door open
menawati 09.13.12	that works too i spose
WhiteTieBlackJacket 09.13.12	Doesn't your school have open room changes soon? Mine does. I got my own place, though. :)
ILJ 09.13.12	Hey I made a list just a couple days ago about my annoying roommate! In fact, it had the same list name. My roommate does a lot of annoying shit, but nothing that annoying. That, since it interferes with schoolwork, is unacceptable. Explain to him that it's bothering you in a polite manner, and ask him to stop. If he doesn't respond to being nice, say "hey, fucking stop it." Then go to the RA if he still isn't playing nice.
therayder 09.13.12	Yeah, I'm pretty sure most places allow for a transfer or exchange at some point. But if he's interfering with you doing your work, get the RA.
HitlerIsTheBest 09.13.12	pfft, tell on him? thats for pussies. sucker punch him and spit on his face while he's knocked out cold.
ReturnOfTheDnor 09.13.12	He can't annoy you if he's dead, nomsaiyan?
JackSparrow 09.13.12	I didn't see your list ILJAJLM, but that's a good call. I don't really want to tell on him, that doesn't really resolve anything. Dorming is kinda a pain in the ass so i plan on commuting next semester or next year, I'm not sure. As for shitting with the door open, perhaps
ILJ 09.13.12	Well that's what the RA's are there for though. College is really fucking important, if he's interfering with your classwork you do what you have to to resolve the issue. If that means swallowing some pride and getting the RA involved then so be it. I mean, he's blasting music unnecessarily. It's rude and inconsiderate. If he wants it loud, well, get some fucking beats or something (since apparently he listens to generic rap)
wabbit 09.13.12	"I tell him not to play his mainstream rap shit at full blast from a guitar amp when I have essays to write" LOL gg wp JackSparrow's roommate.
figure337 09.13.12	Start sleepwalking nude and he'll either turn into your best friend or he'll be disgusted and move out. It's a win-win.
ReturnOfTheDnor 09.13.12	You should just blare some Converge over an even louder guitar amp. That'll make him leave REALLY quickly.
omnipanzer 09.13.12	He's as annoyed with you as you are with him. Buy him a beer or a coffee, bullshit about things you have some common ground on (some rap you do like) and then discus the fact that you are stuck together for the next 9 months or so. Show you're willing to give on as many points as you're going to request. You can't expect him to change more than you are willing to yourself and vice verse.
alachlahol 09.13.12	walk into his room while smoking cigarettes and then talk to him for long periods of time while flicking your still burning butts onto his bedsheets. keep lighting up dont stop
omnipanzer 09.13.12	Make sure you exhale into his face constantly.
omnipanzer 09.13.12	Then kiss him
alachlahol 09.13.12	ha just eat crackers all the time and try to laugh really hard a lot so you blow cracker dust all over him thats a good one
alachlahol 09.13.12	crackers dont come off easily
Ssssssss 09.13.12	drug him and deliver him to the nearest gay person on your floor.
wabbit 09.13.12	Yeah cause that's how gay people roll!
omnipanzer 09.13.12	then go TT http://turntable.fm/mediasnobscom
HitlerIsTheBest 09.13.12	cum on his face while hes sleeping.
menawati 09.13.12	..and sprinkle grated cheese on top
DrMaximus 09.13.12	...then eat it
FearMonger 09.13.12	...then barf on him
ViralOblivion 09.13.12	Watch two and a half men that would make me leave
Ninjask 09.13.12	charlie sheen is pretty insufferable
bakkermaarten007 09.13.12	Three steps, hopefully you'll only need step 1: 1) Ask him politely to change his behaviour without using 'you' too much. Using 'you' makes a person defensive. 2) If that didn't work: repeat step 1 in a more agressive manner. Shout if necessary, to penetrate that barrier that blocks signals from reaching his nervous system. 3) if this all failed, become more physically. First turn his mainstream rap shit off if he didn't do so. If he's still being an asshole punch him. You could also opt to inform the superintendant but that'll do no good for your image and your selfrespect.
Brontosaurus 09.15.12	i was blasting periphery in my room and my roommate comes in and goes "DAMN that nigga hella angry" what did i do to deserve this?
bakkermaarten007 09.15.12	Your brontosaurus is actually a triceratops.
Ethics 09.15.12	shit. everywhere.
SupItsKJ 09.15.12	So fucking glad I have my own apartment. All to myself. With no shitbag roommates.
ITsHxCTOASTER 09.15.12	"ha just eat crackers all the time and try to laugh really hard a lot so you blow cracker dust all over him thats a good one" I cracked the fuck up at this mental image
klap 09.15.12	commuting is weak dorms are an essential part of college life
Brontosaurus 09.15.12	no shit its a triceratops
Satellite 09.15.12	both are top 5 dinosaurs so fuck off
MeatSalad 09.15.12	Put a humidifier in his room and fill it with root beer
ShadowRemains 09.15.12	"i was blasting periphery in my room and my roommate comes in and goes "DAMN that nigga hella angry" what did i do to deserve this?" i was blasting periphery in my room... haha top 5 dinosaurs dinosaurs=digs dinosaur jr. yeah