auberginedreams
07.31.12 | ............... |
ohfoxxxycole
07.31.12 | you got that right!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Deviant.
07.31.12 | What's worse than one dead baby?
A pile of dead babies
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
A pile of dead babies out in the sun
What's worse than a pile of dead babies out in the sun?
One live one in the middle eating its way out |
MMX
07.31.12 | What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor. |
MMX
07.31.12 | What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children's playground!
What does a bum call a dead baby in a dumpster?
A Freeloader. |
HitlerIsTheBest
07.31.12 | those still phase you? |
Deviant.
07.31.12 | "What does a bum call a dead baby in a dumpster?
A Freeloader."
Alternate answer: lunch |
MMX
07.31.12 | "Alternate answer: lunch"
or a free meal |
henryChinaski
07.31.12 | What's funnier than a dead baby?
Dead baby in a clown suit. |
WeepingBanana
07.31.12 | How do you stop a dead baby from falling into a sewer?
Stick a spear through it
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So it can finish giving you head |
Deviant.
07.31.12 | What's the difference between a pile of sand and a pile of dead babies?
I can't move a pile of sand with my pitchfork |
WeepingBanana
07.31.12 | How do you put a baby in a bowl?
Blend it first
How do you get it out?
Tortilla chips |
Deviant.
07.31.12 | Haven't heard that one before, love it |
omnipanzer
07.31.12 | How many turns in the microwave does it take to kill a baby?
I don't know I was too busy masturbating. |
WeepingBanana
07.31.12 | What's the worst part about walking through a field of dead babies?
Hiding your erection |
PurpleDino
07.31.12 | What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. |
Rikardur
07.31.12 | What's my cooking speciality?
Baby back ribs. |
Aids
07.31.12 | damnit omni you stole mine. well sort of:
'what's happens when you but a baby in the microwave?
dunno, was too busy masturbating"
thought i'd win, touche omni. |
MO
07.31.12 | oooo omni that's rough ahaha |
VisionsFromTheDarkSide
07.31.12 | What do you get when you stab a baby nine times?
A boner and nine new places to stick it in. |
Aids
07.31.12 | hahahaha holy shit visions |
evilford
07.31.12 | "How do you put a baby in a bowl?
Blend it first
How do you get it out?
Tortilla chips"
I heard that one before. only it started "How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender." then the second part. |
evilford
07.31.12 | lmao good 1 visions |
defjaw83
07.31.12 | Wtf is this? Am I missing something? |
WeepingBanana
07.31.12 | a sense of humor |
YouGotLucky
07.31.12 | Yeah, it's not funny or offensive. It's played out and boring. |
WeepingBanana
07.31.12 | but it's funny because it's offensive |
Sanders
07.31.12 | What's pink and red and can't turn round in corridors?
A baby with a javelin through its neck |
YouGotLucky
07.31.12 | It's not offensive to me. Just seems like a bandwagon thing people do to annoy others. |
evilford
07.31.12 | it's fairly funny at best. not really annoying or offensive. |
bloc
07.31.12 | Thread is hilarious |
Fortheloveofmusic
07.31.12 | What's worse than 10 babies stapled to one tree?
1 baby stapled to ten trees.
What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
One's really fun to hit with a big hammer. The other one's a watermelon. |
Deviant.
07.31.12 | How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
Game over |
Calc
07.31.12 | ^ahhh no man..... my new most offensive joke ever here |
cisumkintups
07.31.12 | What's worse than ten dead babies in one trash can?
The same dead babies in ten trash cans.
|
Deviant.
07.31.12 | "^ahhh no man..... my new most offensive joke ever here"
Yeah it's pretty bad. Not a dead baby joke, but thread reminded me of it |
Calc
07.31.12 | I just showed my fiance and she doesnt like me right now lol |
Rail
07.31.12 | Knock knock
Who's there?
Mickey
Mickey who?
Mickeys are lost; can you let me in?
Keepin' it PG. |
ReturnOfTheDnor
07.31.12 | What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What's pink, red, and get's smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler. |
evilford
07.31.12 | 3 on list is awesome btw |
Sanders
07.31.12 | Which way do you put a baby in a blender?
Feet first so you can skull-fuck it when it screams. |
WeepingBanana
07.31.12 | 'How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear."
ahh i knew this one but i couldn't really recall how to word it |
BaseballJames
07.31.12 | Why did the chicken cross the road?
bcuz dead baby lolololol |
cirq
07.31.12 | "What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
"
Made me lol |
mangasm
07.31.12 | What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand. |
