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Recspecs For Staff 2012

I don't give a shit if they closed applications for staff/contrib all I know is that I deserve to be a SuperModAdminEmeritusStaffNigga and here are ten reasons why.
1The Tallest Man on Earth
There's No Leaving Now

I have a taste for indie, something many African-Americans do not claim and if I
join the staff I will join Deviant as one of the few brothers to run this cesspit.
2Right Away, Great Captain!
The Church of the Good Thief

I can write really long rants about sports in the staff blog and tell all the Arsenal
haters to spread their cheeks and shove it deep.
3Mount Eerie
Wind's Poem

The first thing I will do when I get mod powers is ban the fuck out of shitty users
like Cockstrap and DotEight and all those other fartknockers and make silentpotato
and tarkus mods so we can sit around and smoke weed all day and jam Mezzanine
4The National
High Violet

I believe in the First Amendment to the fullest extent, which means that you can
curse all you want in the reviews and it will be uncensored but if people report you
then it is up to SputGod Willie.

There will be a separate site for all of you bleeding heart vaginas who don't know
how to deal with women called and will be ran by MMX with
Maniac! ironically being the ModGod.
6Have A Nice Life

Every time someguest makes a racially insensitive comment, $1.00 goes to an
African AIDS clinic.
7Dragged Into Sunlight
Hatred For Mankind

Contrary to popular belief, I can m/ pretty hard probably harder then any of the
metal staffers especially Davey.
8Sixpence None the Richer
Sixpence None the Richer

Whenever I'm done injecting Satan through my ass, I can cool things down and spin
some smooth records. Maybe even write a review or two (ignore my abnormally low
approval rating my first review sucks).
The Valley

I would fix the genre tagging system and put a new feature on the site of live
streaming pornography, with weekly one-on-one sessions with a staffer of your
The Weak's End

The site honestly needs a new post-hardcore authority who spins the good shit
(Emery) and not the bullshit (anything else).
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