Weesnaw
07.04.12 | it looks good, i definitely want to see it. i'm pretty cheap though so i'll probably wait until it hits the local dollar theater or something |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | Here is the trailer if you don't know what I'm talking about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fbo_pQvU7M
By the way, why haven't there been any decent threads lately? All these shitty users keep corrupting them. |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.04.12 | Yeah, I thought it'd be good for a laugh |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | I swear to God(?) that fucking movie theater had a line full of women just to see Magic Mike. |
johnnyblaze
07.04.12 | ya i saw it yesterday too. painfully predictable storyline, but like you said, it was pretty damn funny. probaby the hardest lulz i've had at a theatre since bridesmaids |
Sirob
07.04.12 | Yeah Seth mcfarlanes presence was definitely palpable. Funny movie definitely worth a watch |
mindleviticus
07.04.12 | I swear to God(?) that fucking movie theater had a line full of women just to see Magic Mike.
my mom went right now to see that haha |
jdennis31
07.04.12 | some writer on grantland claimed channing tatum was the next huge star, based off of his movies from this year. i think all he's released is 21 jumpstreet, the vow, and magic mike right? |
Storm In A Teacup
07.04.12 | fuck yeah 4 m/ |
Trebor.
07.04.12 | Highest grossing weekend for a non sequel comedy ever |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | Yeah 4 m/ and the girls we went to see Ted with were bitching that we wouldn't see Magic Mike with them. |
Trebor.
07.04.12 | Olivia Munn shows her tits in the first five minutes of magic mike
Just sneak in for that part and then see another movie |
pmmets07
07.04.12 | fuck this movie |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | "fuck this movie"
I would agree with you, but I was dragged into seeing with the prospect of seeing it with some cute chicks and yet it was actually worth it. I initially thought it would be a pile of shit.
"Olivia Munn shows her tits in the first five minutes of magic mike"
Who wants to see Magic Mike?
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LifeAsAChipmunk
07.04.12 | Yeah, I heard this got some pretty good marks (which is surprising to say the least).
"Who wants to see Magic Mike?"
Classic Recspecs. |
pmmets07
07.04.12 | i was reluctant to see it but it exceeded all of my expectations of how bad it would be |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | Dude Olivia Munn is hawt as fuck and kinky as hell I would devastate her. |
pmmets07
07.04.12 | i just couldn't believe how many terrible jokes there were. like some BLATANT punchlines got absolutely no reaction from the crowd (who laughed at pretty much every part that i didn't find funny). whatever i'm fucking boring anyway |
Trebor.
07.04.12 | I would eat her ass like it was a five star restaurant
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Ire
07.04.12 | i saw moonrise kingdom twice haha sucks for u |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | "i just couldn't believe how many terrible jokes there were. like some BLATANT punchlines got absolutely no reaction from the crowd (who laughed at pretty much every part that i didn't find funny). whatever i'm fucking boring anyway"
I agree there was alot of stupid one-liners and potty humor jokes middle schoolers and american football players would laugh at, but it was entertaining and was amusing at times so I can't complain.
"I would eat her ass like it was a five star restaurant"
I would suck on her titties like a Hoover vacuum. |
johnnyblaze
07.04.12 | "like some BLATANT punchlines got absolutely no reaction from the crowd (who laughed at pretty much every part that i didn't find funny)"
i'd agree with that. the crowd i saw it with was into it way harder than i was. but still, i did laugh quite a bit. mind you i was extremely stoned and mildly drunk. |
jdennis31
07.04.12 | how do you stay stoned for a movie? i can't ever get my high past the popcorn/snacks portion before the movie starts |
johnnyblaze
07.04.12 | ionno, the high wanes of course... helps when youve brought beers for the theatre |
Kimm
07.04.12 | I loved the part where the narrator starts rambling about apache helicopters. [2] |
pmmets07
07.04.12 | that part was funny i'll admit |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | I loved the part where the narrator starts rambling about apache helicopters. [3]
"how do you stay stoned for a movie? i can't ever get my high past the popcorn/snacks portion before the movie starts"
Dude I was hella stoned during The Cabin In The Woods. |
jdennis31
07.04.12 | only way i can do it is if i eat a weed lollipop or cannabis capsule and then smoke a bunch in the parking lot of the theatre. was thinkin about using an mflb in an empty theatre, but then remembered why i have a clean criminal record |
jdennis31
07.04.12 | planning to see this tonight for matinee. however, i'm afraid that all the funny parts were in the trailers. someone tell me i'm wrong please |
Kimm
07.04.12 | So wrong. |
jdennis31
07.04.12 | k cool, double feature ted and moonrise kingdom ftw. |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | Very wrong indeed, Kimm next time I see a comedy I want you and your sister to come with me.
"but then remembered why i have a clean criminal record"
I lol'd. |
Kimm
07.04.12 | "Kimm next time I see a comedy I want you and your sister to come with me."
You just wanna hook up with my sister. |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | "You just wanna hook up with my sister."
I would be lying if I said no. |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | If puck is Canadian for semen then hell no, I'm not looking to impregnate anyone.
Except balcaen. We would have great crust punk caramel babies. |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | Mulatto? Is that a Canadian coffee or something?
And don't tell me how to raise my kids a-wipe. |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | Ooooo sounds like something I need to sample. Got any 2012 recs for me? |
pmmets07
07.04.12 | "you're a damn liar if you didn't crack up when wahlberg clocked that fat kid."
ugh most predictable/unfunny part. we have our differences andcas that's for sure. |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | The highlight of the film was being able to stare at Mila Kunis. |
Emim
07.04.12 | Yeah it was a good movie. Some of the jokes were borrowed from Family Guy, but the subtle nods to it were cool too.
"Olivia Munn shows her tits in the first five minutes of magic mike"
omg brb
I loved the part where the narrator starts rambling about apache helicopters. [4] |
Devastator
07.04.12 | Was trying to decide between Ted and Spiderman last night when we went. Ended up going to spidey, I'll probably end up going to Ted this weekend when my parents are out of town. |
Tyler.
07.04.12 | I had zero expectations for it but it was actually kinda funny. I thought that the thunder song or whatever that was to be dumb as fuck |
Devastator
07.04.12 | @silent it's pretty good, stays more true to the comics but has it's own style too. |
MMX
07.04.12 | Ted was funny, but That's My Boy made me laugh a whole lot more
@Potsy Spidey was pretty good, saw it at 2 in the morning |
Emim
07.04.12 | I'm pretty stoked for spiderman |
MMX
07.04.12 | The New Spidey has some funny ass moments. Oh and stay after the credits there's a little something extra |
Devastator
07.04.12 | The post credits stuff in spiderman kinda confused me, it's supposed to set up the next villian but I don't know what villain the scene signals (I'll refrain from spoilers for those who haven't seen it) |
Devastator
07.04.12 | Was it really? I was thinking electro from the lightning. |
MMX
07.04.12 | Andcas That's My Boy was fucking Hilarious. Oh and the new spiderman villain could be a couple
possible villains, they left it kind of vague |
Ire
07.04.12 | trying to argue that an adam sandler movie was good LOL |
Devastator
07.04.12 | I feel like it could have been a few possibilities. |
Devastator
07.04.12 | It was never direcetly stated it was Norman though. |
MMX
07.04.12 | it's not 100% that it's Norman Osborne. The post credits part just strongly suggested it. It's not one
of those things where the movie was like "Oh Yeah the next villain will be Norman Osborne. Confirmed." |
Ire
07.04.12 | hey mmx you live kinda close lets catch a movie soon okay no homo x3 i wanna see dark night rises |
MMX
07.04.12 | Don't we live on like opposite sides of town |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | trying to argue that an adam sandler movie was good LOL [2]
I might see the new Spiderman next weekend, if I'm not getting wasted off my ass. Spiderman 3 was also the gayest thing I've ever seen since aubergine's sex tape. |
MMX
07.04.12 | If the new spidey movies fuck up Venom there will be hell to pay
also they should do one with carnage |
Emim
07.04.12 | carnage > venom |
Recspecs
07.04.12 | John Cena will headline the next film starring as J. Jonah Jameson. |
Ire
07.04.12 | ya i was kidding obv haha that would be gay hahaha
... obviously :' ( |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | Ire if I'm ever over there can you serve me unlimited breadsticks and soup? |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | Feldman works at Olive Garden? Lol |
MGMTBoys
07.05.12 | Might go see it. |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | Gay username, gay user, fuck off and don't see the movie you fucking loser. |
MGMTBoys
07.05.12 | What a nigga. |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | reported |
Relinquished
07.05.12 | flash gordon scenes were good |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | Agreed Sam Jones was badass as hell. |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | Fuck snorlax likes the movie I hate it now. |
SeaAnemone
07.05.12 | I gotta see this looks hilarious |
ShadowRemains
07.05.12 | deranged from blood m/m/m/m/m/m/m/ |
ShadowRemains
07.05.12 | stewie should've stayed evil |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | Agreed, the last few seasons have been awful. |
taylormemer
07.05.12 | ted.com |
pmmets07
07.05.12 | seasons 1 - 3 were phenomenal. |
FromDaHood
07.05.12 | Renter for sure |
Emim
07.05.12 | first three seasons are great, 4th season is good and the rest are entertaining but nothing special. |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | Nathan knows whats up.
Archer is better anyways so I'm not complaining.
|
Emim
07.05.12 | I AM ARCHER
EMISSARY OF THE GORGONITES |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | Listen here ZachemimsyCipperly bromanfellerdude I'm a little drunk but i jsut wanted to let you know you are my favorite christianity on the site kimm is in second someguest is third a |
Emim
07.05.12 | eh thans mang u ned ne thin u juss ask mmkay |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | Yeah he is the leader of the God squad e/ |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | Silent come have a beer |
Emim
07.05.12 | i'm having an ice cold dr. thunder |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | Lolol Wal Mart shittysoda hahaha ily |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | Well I have one more left get over here before my mom wakes up or she'll throw me out of the house for sure. |
MaskAtTheMasquerade
07.05.12 | gonna go get a sandwich |
Emim
07.05.12 | shitty wal mart soda is a july 4th staple, brah |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | Is there any steamy upside down make out sessions |
Recspecs
07.05.12 | DAAAAAAMMMNNN! |
ProfessorVeerappan
07.06.12 | intense list shit movie |
Recspecs
07.06.12 | Shit user intense boner |
ProfessorVeerappan
07.06.12 | yea lol |
Deafcorejr
07.06.12 | That's because I was too busy eating your wife's pussy |
BallsToTheWall
07.06.12 | matthew mcconaughey and channing tatum are hot as fuck who wouldn't want to see Magic Mike |
anarchistfish
07.06.12 | I don't know if they have the same ad elsewhere, but the one where this thing insults "your team" came
on literally just after England were knocked out by Italy in the Euros. Too soon. Tooooo soooon. |
Storm In A Teacup
07.06.12 | hey where did that Drugs thread go? I have a question i need answered about oxycontin |
BallsToTheWall
07.06.12 | the best part was the turkey burger scene. Are we inviting homosexuals? Haha |
Recspecs
07.06.12 | "I have a question i need answered about oxycontin"
Well, I am a doctor whats up? |
