Turtlestlker
06.04.12 | Watched it, 2 hours of that bitch from twilight being bad at acting. |
BallsToTheWall
06.04.12 | I knnow that going in but Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth. Twilight has no redeeming actors...This movie does..which is what im banking on. |
Turtlestlker
06.04.12 | It's was alright. The plot is a little lazy but there are a few cool CGI moments. Who knows you might like it better than I did. |
BallsToTheWall
06.04.12 | She's not a beauty by any stretch of the imagination so in that respect it'll be hard to follow along. All I want is blood, fire death and forests and weird creatures and crows. |
Hyperion1001
06.04.12 | i actually wanted to see this but im just gonna pirate it cause lol paying |
BallsToTheWall
06.04.12 | It's 6 bucks here so Idgaf. If it was 13 or even 10 fuck that. |
Hyperion1001
06.04.12 | yeah movie tickets are 10 here fuck that shit
the only movie im paying to see this summer is prometheus |
Hyperion1001
06.04.12 | i cant pay for shit until i have a job anyways
and those dont exist for a 19 year old with no previous job experience so yeah |
Turtlestlker
06.04.12 | "All I want is blood, fire death and forests and weird creatures and crows."
There is this, but its comes and goes and rarely reaches the level of awesome you want it to. |
Apollo
06.04.12 | going to see it tomorrow, stoked |
BallsToTheWall
06.04.12 | Rotten tomatoes..............reviewer rating 46%..........viewer rating 74%....I trust the audience |
Hyperion1001
06.04.12 | thats how pretty much every single movie is on rotten tomatoes
or the exact opposite |
Tyrael
06.04.12 | lol I thought this was gonna be a 'happy birthday vesper' list or something |
BallsToTheWall
06.04.12 | Haha awesome whatever your name is in real life andcas. |
Recspecs
06.04.12 | Charlize Theron is a babe. |
Recspecs
06.04.12 | Hey Eli K. Contributer, Charlize Theron 5/5 yeah? |
Recspecs
06.04.12 | Fucking iPhone.
Dude I would give my semen to smash Charlize. |
Acanthus
06.04.12 | Stewart doesn't need to act here, in the original Disney Snow White the main character just ran around with rosy cheeks and sung to birds; acting isn't something you need to do to capture the character.
Be pale, dark haired, and have a certain allure is all that's needed. Stewart has that. |
DeafMetal
06.04.12 | 666666666666666666 n 101010101010101010 |
Acanthus
06.04.12 | @andcas - only because of the many rewrites, they cause the film to filled with many plot-holes and issues if you just ask "why?" due to the film trying to be many things at once.
I like how Kristen Stewart looks, biased. |
BallsToTheWall
06.04.12 | Although I've read a handful of German folk tales I never got around to reading the original Snow White.. |
BallsToTheWall
06.04.12 | Kristen Stewart = Tim Tebow |
Acanthus
06.04.12 | Nope, the movie isn't great to begin with:
Huntsman isn't in it that much, yet his name is on the box. He's not even the main love interest.
Dwarf cast is insanely good actor wise, yet no advertising of those well known names.
Imagery is cool, yet doesn't add much to the story other than the hint that SW has some magical powers but again that doesn't really ever come to light.
Queen is supposedly god-like, and the main draw for many. |
Acanthus
06.04.12 | @Balls - it's REALLY short, if I recall under 20 pages or so. |
BallsToTheWall
06.04.12 | I remember reading crazy stories about talking animals and talking sausages. |
Trebor.
06.04.12 | The evil queen is always way hotter than the princess
|
ChaseCha
06.04.12 | I saw it with my friend, we mostly made fun of it so I wouldn't consider it time wasted. I definitely wouldn't see it again though. |
Acanthus
06.04.12 | Before Twilight I doubt people would have cared if she got the role; if she was known as that girl from Adventureland the dislike and disgust would be far less. |
BallsToTheWall
06.04.12 | This bitch is mousy as fuck...Cobie Smulders as hot as she is was way too wimpy to be second in command in the Avengers...really that shit was not realistic |
dathvada321
06.04.12 | "Kristen Stewart = Tim Tebow"
i loled |
Trebor.
06.04.12 | She was ok in Adventureland but that's because that role was perfect for her, she has no variety |
Acanthus
06.04.12 | @Trebor - Very true, and with the plot lines being screwed already in this I don't think it matters
that she was cast in it. |
BallsToTheWall
06.04.12 | Jessie Eisenberg looks exactly like the linebacker my team just drafted. Face wise anyways...it's weird cuz he's one ugly motherfucker. |
Hyperion1001
06.04.12 | i mean honestly, as a lover of cinema and a film minor in university, acting is pretty low on the scale of importance for me as far as enjoying a movie. |
TBliss2
06.04.12 | charlize theron was terrrrrible in this movie. hot, but terrible. |
Hyperion1001
06.04.12 | except jesse eisenberg is a pretty versatile actor |
Acanthus
06.05.12 | I do enjoy Eisenburg better, Cera was spot on for Scott Pilgrim though. |
AngelofDeath
06.05.12 | "She was ok in Adventureland but that's because that role was perfect for her, she has no variety"
Completely agree. Goes for Into the Wild, too. |
PayneTiger777
06.05.12 | Movie was terrible. Charlize Theron over acted and was a little irritating to watch. Thor was ok.
Prometheus is going to rule. |
BallsToTheWall
06.05.12 | Apparently the movies cost 4 dollars in the morning so tonight I shall stay in, maybe watch Melancholia on my labtop. |
BallsToTheWall
06.05.12 | I'll cream my pants instantly off the first sight of a forlorn forest, dark skies or a fierce battle. |
BallsToTheWall
06.05.12 | Michael Cera's the Jason Statham of indie rom-coms. |
BallsToTheWall
06.05.12 | Charlie Bartlett is a awesome movie. Take that Cera |
LifeAsAChipmunk
06.05.12 | So it was actually good? |
Trebor.
06.05.12 | Michael Cera is in a lot of cool movies so he gets a pass
Jesse Eisenberg destroyed Cera's career though |
BallsToTheWall
06.05.12 | I know andcas All I said was suck it Cera. |
Trebor.
06.05.12 | When Cera gets to level 25 you can give him Jew Stone to evolve into Jesse Eisenberg, or a Russian Stone to evolve him into Anton Yelchin
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BallsToTheWall
06.05.12 | 36,999 |
BallsToTheWall
06.05.12 | 37,000................BOOM SHOCKALOCKA BOOYAKA BOOYAKA |
Funeralopolis
06.05.12 | movie looks odd to say at the least is it actually relevant to the fairy tale or does it just have a household name brandished to it in hopes people will like it as a result? |
Funeralopolis
06.05.12 | I want to hear it from the soothing and sexy text of Ballstothewall |
BallsToTheWall
06.05.12 | Waiting till tomorrow to see it...hopefully when my chest/breathing issues are under better control. |
HolyHell
06.05.12 | I'll just sit at home with Charlize Theron in the Google search bar and my pants around my ankles. |
bloc
06.05.12 | Mostly want to see it for Chris Hemsworth, but the movie looks cool. |
HolyHell
06.05.12 | "Mostly want to see it for Chris Hemsworth,"
Come on bloc, don't make it that obvious. |
BallsToTheWall
06.05.12 | Haha. |
bloc
06.05.12 | Too late, everyone knows |
Acanthus
06.05.12 | Just got back from it, was pleasantly surprised at some aspects (dwarfs were really well done) and at how the film kept a sense of "this is happening in one land"
Stewart doesn't have many lines at all, and only really does things towards the end so in that aspect it's rather like the Disney film. |
IMZA1793
06.05.12 | Was not nearly as bad as i was expecting it to be. Needed more thor though. |
BallsToTheWall
06.05.12 | thunderstorm bukkakke from the Nordic pantheon. |
Inveigh
06.05.12 | oh man Kristen Stewart is just awful, and I've never even seen a Twilight movie
Adventureland almost drove me to jump out of my living room window |
Acanthus
06.05.12 | The soundtrack of Snow White is pretty good, also has a new(er) track by Florence and The Machine on it as well. |
Deviant.
06.05.12 | "it's horrible miscasting to place her in a lead role that commands she be a strong, independent, and fearless woman. she nearly killed the whole film."
It's horrible miscasting to place her in a role where she is meant to be more beautiful than Charlize |
HolyHell
06.05.12 | ^^^ |
