ControlDarts
05.30.12 | |
Spare
05.30.12 | FEATSURSD |
Ovrot
05.30.12 | lol pos'd |
ConcubinaryCode
05.30.12 | What kind of pop tarts did you eat? |
Aids
05.30.12 | in before 12 million comments |
H61
05.30.12 | it's creepy that you wrote all this |
MalleusMaleficarum
05.30.12 | one day i might read this |
Acanthus
05.30.12 | "post-Netherlands psy-step garage-dance music"
Sounds rather awesome really. You also spelled Jäger wrong. |
WeepingBanana
05.30.12 | just read the whole thing
6/10
also can someone inform me to the back story of Deviant/poptarts things? |
Knott-
05.30.12 | might feature |
Scoot
05.30.12 | don't even know what the fuck i just read
and lol @ the pop tart thing |
ZilbelPing
05.30.12 | This was fucking great pos'd |
Aids
05.30.12 | got to the end of 4 and stopped. I love making fun of Deviant as much as the next guy (lol deviant), but this is painfully unfunny. |
theacademy
05.30.12 | you guys don't know this but Deviant is actually on his birth certificate |
Maniac!
05.30.12 | Please feature this.
I beg of you. |
Shuyin
05.30.12 | best list ever |
ZilbelPing
05.30.12 | "you guys don't know this but Deviant is actually on his birth certificate"
Hahahahahahahahahaha |
WeepingBanana
05.31.12 | i laughed audibly at the "umbrella term" part but that's about it
the rest was just peppered with internal chuckles |
auberginedreams
05.31.12 | i really wanted this to be funny. oh well. |
gabethepiratesquid
05.31.12 | I liked it |
spillingmercury
05.31.12 | I wished I liked poptarts as much as Deviant. |
ThroneOfAgony
05.31.12 | lol holy shit |
Hyperion1001
05.31.12 | i dont want to read all this is it funny? |
Waior
05.31.12 | not impressed |
Scoot
05.31.12 | "It all began when he was 7. His grades were atrocious"
how can you have atrocious grades at 7
@hyp not really |
PartinsShot
05.31.12 | not impressed [2] |
ApplicationToHeaven
05.31.12 | the amount of effort put into this is fairly bizarre |
pizzamachine
05.31.12 | this is kinda pointless, A for effort though |
jayfatha
05.31.12 | Actually pretty entertaining |
WashboardSuds
05.31.12 | the jokes aren't really funny just the fact that this is what it is is hilarious |
ZilbelPing
05.31.12 | Wonder how long it took to make this list. |
Hyperion1001
05.31.12 | shut up |
Trebor.
05.31.12 | http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/154/912/berneydidnotread.gif?1318992465 |
FictionalFlames
05.31.12 | if the majority at my high school listened to Death then life would be good. |
PistolPete
05.31.12 | what in the hell? you prolly spent a good hour or so on this hahaha and he hasn't even dignified it with a reply yet |
ControlDarts
05.31.12 | feature it he'll notice it eventually |
Sowing
05.31.12 | I'll let Dev choose whether or not to feature this... |
Sowing
05.31.12 | It'd be funny if he saw this and just chose not to reply at all |
PistolPete
05.31.12 | what did deviant do to prompt you to write this btw? did you get shat on for saying something noobish? |
ControlDarts
05.31.12 | I just enjoy Deviant a lot, I think about him all the time |
Deviant.
05.31.12 | There are so many things wrong with this (not least of which being that you took the time to write this), but it strokes my ego so have a feature! |
Sowing
05.31.12 | commence mad rush in thread view count to see what deviant said |
theacademy
05.31.12 | lol nicely put sowing |
elephantREVOLUTION
05.31.12 | can't believe i just read that whole thing |
Deviant.
05.31.12 | I stopped after the 3rd entry |
PistolPete
05.31.12 | "I stopped after the 3rd entry"
aww that's no fun, but i guess you already know how the rest goes anyways =P |
TheAshes
05.31.12 | "it's creepy that you wrote all this"
"this is painfully unfunny. "
"i'm too fucked up on bombs to read now, but the little bit i did read was gay as fuck"
I'm pretty sure you guys missed the point |
HitlerIsGod
05.31.12 | seems like you spent a little too much time on a fictional story about a user from some website youve never met. thats kind of pathetic. you could have at least made it funny. |
TheAshes
05.31.12 | of course it's pathetic, creepy and pointless. no shit. that's what makes it funny. |
HitlerIsGod
05.31.12 | i dont find anything funny about a fat kid who sits at home all day writing about poeple he doesnt know, i find that sad. |
Vishis271
05.31.12 | umm... how do u smoke poptarts? |
Killerhit
05.31.12 | Better story than Les Miserables |
sifFlammable
05.31.12 | lives in wellington
thats his story
|
Scoot
05.31.12 | progmaster would like this |
ChuckyTruant
05.31.12 | Lol wtf is this and why did I just read all of it |
DotEight
05.31.12 | Uhm I'm so drunk this read like Chinese to me. |
KeithStone582
05.31.12 | I want one! |
KSK1
05.31.12 | tldr but i'll throw in a "lol" just for kicks. |
Slum
05.31.12 | some users have a real problem with obsession |
Graveyard
05.31.12 | This feels really awkward |
Ignimbrite
05.31.12 | ahahahaha |
Knott-
05.31.12 | I'd like to clarify it wasn't actually me that featured whatever this is. |
Graveyard
05.31.12 | Deviant featured it, Knott |
guitarnater
05.31.12 | "plus I'm 99% sure this is someone's alt so it's not some random fag monitoring users"
Even if it's not, we all know if any notable user did the exact same thing, you people wouldn't be so determined to label it unfunny. Sputcred is definitely a thing. |
ControlDarts
05.31.12 | ***********ATTENTION************
here's the film for those too lazy to read:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/13471797/the-story-of-deviant |
AdamK
05.31.12 | I enjoyed this story who the fuck takes time to do this though lol |
qwe3
05.31.12 | Deviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime and
Deviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime and
Deviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime andDeviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime and
Deviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime andDeviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime andDeviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime andDeviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime andDeviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime andDeviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime and
Deviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime and
Deviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime and
Deviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime andDeviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime andDeviant yielded all of his assignment to his partner and crime and
|
ControlDarts
05.31.12 | fuck those random pauses in the video |
qwe3
05.31.12 | i got to like 5 and i realised that was a third of your list and i didnt want to read that much to see if it would get funny |
ControlDarts
05.31.12 | don't worry qwe I made a film of it ^^^ |
qwe3
05.31.12 | for some reason i dont want to watch it |
ControlDarts
05.31.12 | oh |
ITsHxCTOASTER
05.31.12 | I like Deviant but I can appreciate making fun of just about anyone. Sadly this doesn't do that well at all, so this list just sucks overall |
Satellite
05.31.12 | this was rather unfunny |
ITsHxCTOASTER
05.31.12 | Some good albums here though |
luschlotz
05.31.12 | this is hilarious |
auberginedreams
05.31.12 | except not really. |
Yuli
05.31.12 | I loved this.
Lighten up, Sputnik! |
Deviant.
05.31.12 | "***********ATTENTION************
here's the film for those too lazy to read:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/13471797/the-story-of-deviant"
Oh man, this just gets weirder and weirder |
MO
05.31.12 | this sucks lol |
Calculate
05.31.12 | not sure where the fuck he got those pop tarts around here |
Deviant.
05.31.12 | Imported, obviously |
MasBarHigeuoris21
05.31.12 | I read the whole thing. Not that bad, a little on the depressing side, but not bad
|
insomniac15
05.31.12 | it should be made into a movie |
Recspecs
05.31.12 | What the fuck did I just read. |
Deviant.
05.31.12 | I want Oprah to narrate my life |
Graveyard
05.31.12 | My mind is seriously still trying to comprehend how someone could take the time out of their day to write all of this.... |
insomniac15
05.31.12 | Morgan Freeman should be better but hey, it's your life |
liledman
05.31.12 | this is the creepiest shit i have seen on this site |
MasBarHigeuoris21
05.31.12 | My mind is seriously still trying to comprehend how someone could take the time out of their day to write all of this.... [2]
this is the creepiest shit i have seen on this site [2] |
Winrar
05.31.12 | very boring. |
Adabelle
05.31.12 | This was lol |
taylormemer
05.31.12 | Story was thoroughly underwhelming. |
Deviant.
05.31.12 | I don't even have a sister! |
anarchistfish
05.31.12 | I read the whole thing
I don't know why |
omnipanzer
05.31.12 | Fuck is this poorly written. |
MO
05.31.12 | ^ I don't understand how it got featured |
Deviant.
05.31.12 | I featured it, on the grounds that it was simply to ridiculous not feature it |
JViney
05.31.12 | What is this shit? Someone do my life story next. Or don't, actually. |
WashboardSuds
05.31.12 | Deviant make sure when your latest review gets 20 votes to celebrate over a milkshake and a bowl of poptarts |
D41V30N
05.31.12 | The only way this could've been funny was if Deviant came in and said: "Stop it Todd, please." |
Pentagon
05.31.12 | this was hilarious. |
evilford
05.31.12 | lol
wtf
wow |
Aids
05.31.12 | "I'm pretty sure you guys missed the point"
yeah there are some pretty lofty ideas going on here, went right over my head. |
Recspecs
05.31.12 | Fuck this list
turntable.fm/mangasm |
JustJoe.
05.31.12 | This seems well thought out. Not sure if that's a good, or bad thing. Dev knows, I bet. |
JAXETA
06.06.12 | dev is sexy |
Deviant.
07.24.12 | Bump |
illmitch
07.24.12 | http://nplblogs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/autism-logo.jpg |
Recspecs
07.24.12 | Dammit Dev why you bump this bullshit. |
WashboardSuds
07.24.12 | the smoking poptarts in a bowl thing is still hilarious |
Ire
07.24.12 | shut up ben |
Ire
07.24.12 | new dev is mean i hate his face robot rock woop wub fkal;sdf fklsduj fuck |
Winsomniac
11.12.13 | Yo guys, remember when we did user reviews and Hans was still around and we didn't actually all hate each other and..
aww.. |
evilford
11.12.13 | lol sweet list revival |
BigPleb
11.12.13 | best list ever |
sniper
11.12.13 | i missed this somehow
wtf |
evilford
11.12.13 | "i was actually looking at bassnectar lists and found it"
lol
I've come across some of the most random, old, crazy ass lists doing that |
WashboardSuds
11.13.13 | lol |
NordicMindset
11.13.13 | deviant. fucked himself at the bar |
slidenslip
11.13.13 | ^reported |
Winsomniac
11.13.13 | Deviant once discovered the shit out of a band so obscure it immediately brought him to climax.
He hasn't bothered with relationships since. |
Winsomniac
11.13.13 | Or preach the word of the dev. |
Deviant.
11.13.13 | Oh man, so many bans to hand out |
Winsomniac
11.13.13 | Really a pretty good day for sputnik, all things considered. |
someguest
11.13.13 | that read like an episode of gilmore girls
and like an episode of that I masturbated three times, edged twice and ejaculated once |
Winsomniac
11.13.13 | I don't think I've ever watched an entire episode of that.. |
Frippertronics
08.25.15 | holy shit forgot all about this |
Relinquished
08.25.15 | I know why I did
cuz it sucks |
Ocean of Noise
08.25.15 | wtf lmao |
Ryus
08.25.15 | fucking lol. |
omnipanzer
08.25.15 | tl;dr the albums aren't nearly 1337 enough to be accurate. |
Ovrot
08.25.15 | I heard dev actually assassinated this user in response to this list. |
PappyMason
08.25.15 | lol. Slow day? |
omnipanzer
08.25.15 | yes |