IdiotequeCigar
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Last Active 01-06-21 3:15 am
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Recipe For Troll

Basically how to troll out
1Tool
Lateralus


First, choose a troll name. This should be either totally pretentious and gay
so that people think you're taking the website really seriously (i.e.
NeutralThunder12) or totally forgettable so that other users ignore you
until they realize that you've trolled the shit outta the website (i.e.
crandynewman)
2Megadeth
Rust In Peace


Surround yourself with a set of highly approved ratings (RIP, TSIB, DSOTM,
BWP etc.), but throw some obscurities in so that you're not too good to be
true (Korn, Trivium etc.). Make sure you do this over several genres, since if
you paint yourself as a 70s prog fanatic and nothing else (aqualungcancer)
or something similar, you're going to stand out
3Orchid
Chaos is Me


Slam the shit out of random users for no reason and make obscure
comments that no-one understands. This will confuse the majority of users
so much that they won't realize you're a troll because they're trying to
puzzle out your last comment
4Thursday
War all the Time


Don't troll 24/7; unleash a blitz of troll lists one day and then go quiet for a
week. This allow you to slip in and out of the site's attention as you please,
without being labelled as a troll early on because people will soon forget
about you
5Death
Symbolic


Do not fall into the traps of rookie trolls and take your work too seriously
(IcyLily), since that completely defeats the point of trolling and makes it
boring for everyone else
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