Review Summary: slashin n thrashin
This album is a masterpiece of thrash i mean *** this rules so hard and i am thrashing RIGHT now this album proves that metal will never die even after the world implodes metal will live on in satans hole. While metal is being shat on by bands like BTBAM and Sylosis we remember the good old days, as was the glory of metal and music in general, i mean even pop ruled, bush, gabriel, wham. This album contains shrieks even more metal than found on The Ultra-Violence. The opener Nowhere Fast is prob the best instrumental opener ever, it doesnt get more thrash than this, the riffs are razor sharp the drums are pound hard and the bass is somewhere. The second track Cross Me Fool is even more evil than the first, the main riff sends shivers down my shaft as it builds to the first SHRIEK of the album, which you will hear a lot and you will dig it ***in hard right now. The song drives at a perfect thrash pace, not too too fast not too slow JUST RIGHT, i mean sure the faster the better but for this style of thrash this is the best ***in right. the next track LEGACY OF DOOM is as good as the name suggests. Right away the main riff is even harder than the last, but wait there is more? yep the verse riff is even harder! how did they do it? i dont know but they did so *** you. the title track rules as does the rest of the album blah blah. What you really need to know is that the album never stops thrashing, theres thrash and theres THRASH and this definitely falls into the latter. Overall the riffs rape my cleft asshole and stroke my neck hairs until they stand on end. Why arent there albums like this being made these days you ask? well bands try but due to gay clean production and over stabwounding everything the thrash loses its feel, the feel of razor.
Thrash is the best genre ever made, and while ***ty thrash revival bands like lich king are trying to ruin its legacy, it is the legacy of doom we shall truly remember, the song that is not the genre, although that rules too. This album straight up isnt for faggots, if you are looking for music with emotional lyrics about your ex dating a black dude you wont find it here. This album deals with important subjects such as pranking teachers and kickin over trash cans, basically it ***in rules. Metal lives.
