Millionaires
Cash Only


4.0
excellent

Review

by pizzamachine USER (626 Reviews)
September 15th, 2023 | 41 replies


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: All about fun.

Many bands go to the dark side, and shed their original skin. Millionaires, however, simply improved their sound, production, and added ultra perky singing to their already boiling pot of potent flavours. It was the natural direction to go in order to keep their party girl, party pop attitude, but infuse it with a more mature sound. Not only was it an excellent direction, but it succeeded in spades. Previously raging audiences were doomed to continue hating, but the much more accessible sound of this album has aged thoroughly well.

Millionaires are no Britney Spears but this is the closest they got. Deleting their giggling girl, alcohol-hammered, shouted-out lead vocals, singing fills the air space instead. Crunkcore has possibly never sounded this clean, and really, it’s simply pop (from the scene kids) at this point in their discography. However, there is nothing simple about it. The autotune perfectly dances on the ears, along with zesty synths that intensely permeate. The album is calculated to be utter pop perfection, and it almost is. Like most Millionaires albums, the choruses are to die for. The singing is rather pretty too.

Millionaires can’t help their partying attitude, and thus an issue arises. The lyrics are repetitive to the point of frustration, with the same referencing hard crotches in (what seems like) nearly every song. Lyrical variety is not here, and thus a .5 is negated for their infinite crotch references. The lyrics are generally funny though, and match the bass bumps. It’s music to make their audience lose inhibitions - exactly what the band excel at.

Their are laws in certain countries that state that swearing is unprofessional. However, I doubt any of us give a *** about that. Especially not Millionaires, who sing, “Middle finger in the air if your pussy’s tight, all the boys are getting hard, down to *** tonight”. If such a vibe greatly upsets you, you’re probably old. Let’s be honest: sex is the new black. Despite potential annoyance against such horny lyrics, hooks are here to hook you, and they will attach to your skin. These girls know exactly how to work a catchy song, and this album is one of their greatest achievements.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
pizzamachine
September 15th 2023


27171 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Another release Sputnik was wrong about. I even got my wife to enjoy this (trust me, that’s saying something)

SteakByrnes
September 15th 2023


29791 Comments


oh i remember this, incredibly shitty lmao

pizzamachine
September 15th 2023


27171 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Judging by your ratings, pop doesn’t seem to be your thing

bellovddd
September 15th 2023


5869 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

better then it had any right to be. an acquired taste

SteakByrnes
September 15th 2023


29791 Comments


I love pop actually lol these peeps just sucked

pizzamachine
September 15th 2023


27171 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

who woulda think?)) o_O



I was a fan as a kid, watching their interviews and live videos, was overjoyed when their Xmas song came out. Still a fan!!

bellovddd
September 15th 2023


5869 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

stay the night is actually really catchy

pizzamachine
September 15th 2023


27171 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

You say the song title = song in my head!

Get Low
September 15th 2023


14243 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Stay the Night is one of my favorite pop songs ever. The music video is great, too.

pizzamachine
September 15th 2023


27171 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Their vids are super fun

ConcubinaryCode
September 15th 2023


7566 Comments


Did they make new material or did I dream that?

pizzamachine
September 15th 2023


27171 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Melissa from Millionaires has been going steady releasing tracks under the Millionaires name, and also tours live with two other ladies under the Millionaires name.

ConcubinaryCode
September 15th 2023


7566 Comments


It is funny how this kind of music came back around to being enjoyed unironically in certain scenes.

pizzamachine
September 15th 2023


27171 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yes, there’s a bastardized, ultra hyper pop version of scene culture called scenemo that’s quite popular now, and thus interest in the old emo and scene culture has risen too. However, I like to think I started it all with my crunkcore music LOL (as if)

DocSportello
September 15th 2023


3373 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

wafffle house if ur reading this put This Album on ur jukeboxes the fans demand it

pizzamachine
September 15th 2023


27171 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Only a 3 X_X

DocSportello
September 15th 2023


3373 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

still better than 100 gex_x 😎 and i mean what’s in a rating anyway

pizzamachine
September 15th 2023


27171 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

True on both counts lol

Get Low
September 15th 2023


14243 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"wafffle house if ur reading this put This Album on ur jukeboxes the fans demand it" [2]

DocSportello
September 15th 2023


3373 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

pizza plz tell me u have a ‘party like a billionaire’ in the works lol



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