"Three months ago, I bought a cursed condenser microphone. A week later, in fits of manic energy late at night, I morphed into a dreaded
‘singer songwriter’ and wrote and recorded a seven track album about forest animals and ghosts.
Though I dislike singing, I never did mind doing it in a choir. So I made my own. After cloning myself into a few more people I found it much
easier. I do love my little brothers.
Maybe now I can finally sleep."