Anullaby. Ugh. Oh, Sleeper fans have been getting it wrong, guitarist Shane Blay hasn't been holding the average metalcore band atop his capable shoulders - he's been the problem! The poor guy, while certainly a righteously-shredtastic-god-fearing-rastaman, can't write a song for shit. Or beans. Or something else worth writing good music for. Which isn't what he's written here, no, no, no. This doesn't deserve beans at all, no, it deserves all the overzealous scrutiny I'll inevitably be giving it. Blay has written bad music. Again. For goodness sakes, the man can shread and sing, why can't he write music? You lazy schmuck, stop teasing us! That being said, Anullaby might deserve chick peas. And when unprofressional music critics give you chick peas, you make hummis, damn it! You better have a greek buffet prepared when you try to release music again. Fuck.
Fuck.
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