Behemoth
I, Scvlptor


4.0
excellent

Review

by arthropod USER (28 Reviews)
September 17th, 2026 | 26 replies


Release Date: 09/04/2026 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Grow and learn - or be forever fallen.

Gluttony – one of the seven deadly sins, traditionally defined as excess in eating and drinking; regarding both the quantity, and the quality of the act. It could easily be extrapolated onto the general concept of indulgence. Having one’s head so far up their own ass that they disconnect from the world of reason, or perhaps overt focus on the destination at the cost of choosing the way without proper care. Where have we seen that in music?

Ah, yes. Behemoth. Still one of the biggest Polish musical acts, which is a degree of success I sincerely congratulate them for. Yet, the band has clearly been out of decent musical ideas for years now, for the sake of Nergal’s increasingly stupid antics. Last year’s The *** ov God was a failure on all fronts exactly because of that. The sound was stale, the production muddy and overbearing, and even if the blasphemous lyrics and imagery could carry the record on their own, these had already been dragged past the line of auto-parody. The Unholy Trinity’s latest offering is a different beast, though. The title – I, Scvlptor – looks gracious; the artwork is over the top but in a surprisingly welcoming way. And the contents? This EP is a compilation of recent material, re-recordings and covers, meant to represent the Behemoth ov old and new. Such releases are bound to catch my eye for the sheer merit of being little cabinets of curiosities, additional insights into the given artist’s direction and creative process; apart from that however, it presents considerably higher quality than its long-format predecessor.

To most, of greatest interest here are the three recent, original compositions. Two of these, the title track and Begotten, are outtakes from the previous album that, surprisingly, manage to transcend the mediocrity of their peer material. The riffs are way more distinct, the structures nowhere near repetitive; the compositions take their time to develop instead of aimlessly plodding. The production in particular is Behemoth’s best in the current decade. After the gritty, barren soundscape of Opvs Contra Natvram and the cluttered mess of The *** ov God, we are graced with a perfectly clear, spacious sound providing the songs with atmospheric depth. I, Scvlptor benefits from that the most: an elegant, brooding anthem adorned with imposing orchestrations, reminiscent of Septicflesh without being plagued by the same production issues. Begotten takes a different route as a fast, riff-loaded cut housing what’s easily the most memorable bridge that the band has produced in a long time; a simple breakdown succeeded by an effective vocal-solo exchange and a strikingly gloomy outro riff. Next to them reigns Lord ov the Horizons, the only entirely new song on the record. Here, the term “song” is most fitting as its dark, bluesy verses feature unexpected clean vocals. An oddity, but an advantageous one. Nergal turns out to have a very pleasant singing voice and it only adds to the melancholy, contrasted by commanding, aggressive refrains. When he roars “shine my Apollo, shine!”, he does so with so much passion that, together with everything else these three tracks get right, it makes The *** ov God sound even more like a fever dream. Even the alternate mix of the song included later on doesn’t feel too redundant – the more striking vocal production and subtle melodic differences make it a good supplement that could safely compete with the final version.

The rest of the EP is a mixed, yet interesting, bag of re-recordings and covers. In Thy Pandemaeternum was already a massive track subtly infused with synths, which should work well with Behemoth’s current style – in theory. In spite of having more nuanced instrumental lines, the new rendition loses due to diminished rawness and relentlessness, partly caused by the speed being noticeably lower. The cover of Bathory’s classic The Return of Darkness and Evil would also suffer from being competent but void of the original charm if the version found on here was indeed Behemoth’s studio cover from April. Instead, it’s a live recording featuring Sakis Tolis of Rotting Christ, which suffers from poor vocals but retains a welcome raw edge. Meanwhile, Rise of the Blackstorm of Evil and In League with Satan are nothing short of stellar. The former, taken from the 1993 demo The Return of the Northern Moon, underwent a complete overhaul; from an overlong, repetitive track it was rearranged into a shorter and much more diverse composition. The result combines a plethora of atmospheric riffs, thunderous percussion and another excellent bridge with the slightest amount of thrash at the start. In League with Satan is a much more faithful take on the source material, albeit not without its own identity. Shagrath (Dimmu Borgir) forms a strong duo with Nergal, aided by a female choir in the chorus, while Orion adds some variety to the track with more elaborate drum patterns and a dynamic, bouncy pre-chorus. The outro comes with a few treats as well: the final chorus ends with manic laughter, followed by an extended outro filled with demonic utterances.

Despite being a relatively short compilation, I, Scvlptor is more than welcome after whatever the hell The *** ov God was. The difference between these releases is like night and day; most importantly, this EP sounds organic. It’s not another absurd attempt at bastardized symphonic metal. Quite the opposite, actually, as it appears that looking back at their past and further experimenting with their present gave Behemoth an opportunity to again create something worthwhile. Whether that’s any indication of their future direction or merely a temporary exercise at exacting control over Nergal’s infantilism remains to be seen, but right now, we’re left with a solid proof that Behemoth still have what it takes to make good music.



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arthropod
September 17th 2026


3903 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Behemoth finally made a good album. Crazy.

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
September 17th 2026


13249 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

> The title – I, Scvlptor – and the artwork look gracious. Not contrived nor comically grandiose, not this time.



Uhh, how so?



Thought this was decent but these kinds of compilations never really work for me. The original tracks were okay, the re-recordings are good but they already exist, the covers/live tracks are fine but they’re covers/live tracks. Meh.

arthropod
September 17th 2026


3903 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

> Uhh, how so?



Eh, depends on your preferences. I just find the aesthetic and the sculpting theme quite elegant, especially in contrast to... you know.



I appreciate these kinds of compilations because I like to compare different versions of songs. Especially if the changes go as far as in Blackstorm, it's a completely different track at this point.

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
September 17th 2026


13249 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Don’t get me wrong, I like the aesthetic, calling the album I, Scvlptor, and pairing it with the imposing marble statue shooting beams from its eyes, is for sure grandiose and contrived. It’s not as silly and edgy as The Shit of God but that’s relative.

ToSmokMuzyki
September 17th 2026


16037 Comments


Th3 Scvltrvr oV Sh1T

ShartHarder
Contributing Reviewer
September 17th 2026


1364 Comments


thought this was pretty boring unfortunately. some of Shit Ov God was OK but otherwise they are pretty much over the Satanist/Love You At Your Darkest bump i think

arthropod
September 17th 2026


3903 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I'm in the minority but I somehow find this great. The Venom cover is very fun, Blackstorm got an insane update and the original tracks beat the shit out of the last two albums. I was pretty certain that Once Upon a Pale Horse was the best they had to offer post-ILYAYD and I'm glad to be proved wrong.

ToSmokMuzyki
September 17th 2026


16037 Comments


DID SOMEONE SAY VENOM COVER

ToSmokMuzyki
September 17th 2026


16037 Comments


damn yea thats pretty much an actual black metal cover while staying trv to the original

WretchedCacophony
September 17th 2026


3770 Comments


"some of Shit Ov God was OK"
this album title will never not be hilarious

Josh D.
September 17th 2026


18964 Comments


"> The title – I, Scvlptor – and the artwork look gracious. Not contrived nor comically grandiose, not this time.

Uhh, how so?"

Kinda my reaction, mainly because I, ____ has been overdone with bands/albums/song titles. But idc I guess, I never pay much attention to Behemoth, I'd rather listen to Dormant Ordeal! I'll try to give this a listen though.

arthropod
September 17th 2026


3903 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Idk, when I see something I don't think if it's been done before, just whether it's nice or not.



This is competent at the very least. The Venom cover is fair, Smok attested.

DarkNoctus
September 18th 2026


12996 Comments


i don't know, i wish i could separate the music from the wider picture of the band here but every time i see the frankly sycophantic fans of these guys it just makes me feel like they're playing to the crowd as opposed to doing anything with artistic merit. that might be fine for some, and that's fair enough, but that's really not what i'm looking for in the music i listen to.

actually that said i think for me it's less about the fact they're playing to the crowd for money and more about the fact they're parading it around as if it's something far deeper and more artistic than it is. plenty of bands treat their music as a full time job and are financially successful and i'm cool with that, happy for them even, but something really irks me about behemoth and i can't really place why with much in the way of articulation.

either way, it may very well be a 'me' problem but i cannot fucking stand this band any more.

i span the venom cover and thought it was equally as horrendous as the shit ov god - that said it doesn't help shagrath is one of my least favourite black metal vocalists and i really don't see why a collaboration between the two makes any sense at all except for capitalizing on both fanbases for monetary gain. if it were just behemoth it'd make literally no substantive difference to the song. just gives me the ick. maybe i'm just a cynical motherfucker, i dunno.

edit: oh just to be clear i am *not* saying anyone here is one of the sycophantic fans lol, but read youtube/fb replies to their recent works annd you'll see what i mean

Kusangii
September 18th 2026


9452 Comments


Might just be that Nergal is the ultimate cringelord

DarkNoctus
September 18th 2026


12996 Comments


you just condensed my diatribe to one sentence lol

the 'tism of overexplaining strikes again

arthropod
September 18th 2026


3903 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Man, I don't even bother reading yt replies anymore, criticism is surprisingly rare and always snuffed by the circlejerk for any band on the planet it seems.



I was surprised by how solid I found this to be but it won't prevent me from clowning on this band for what you said and for what I said about Nergal having his head up his own ass. The video with a masturbating nun he released for his side project is an older case than Shit but it's another good (?) example of him doing something childish and dubbing it ambitious work.

Kusangii
September 18th 2026


9452 Comments


Lmao Noctus :D

Josh D.
September 19th 2026


18964 Comments


If they just use "ov" in 4 more songs, they'll finally be interesting.

arthropod
September 19th 2026


3903 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

The covers and reworks look odd with all these f's and u's intact.

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
September 19th 2026


13249 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I feel like nobody can actually articulate why they hate Behemoth/Nergal beyond him being cringe or something



Maybe I’m wrong but seems like because he’s not some esoteric cryptic forest loner who stabs people in his spare time and instead he just kinda lives it up as a polish celeb that makes him untr00 or whatever. I mean, happy to see something substantive to prove me wrong, but the flack he gets seems oddly disproportionate.



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