Jeremy Renner
Love and Titanium


1.0
awful

Review

by Dakota West Foss STAFF
January 23rd, 2024 | 79 replies


Release Date: 01/19/2024 | Tracklist

Review Summary: The Renner-lution Will Not Be Televised

Love and Titanium is a 2024 EP released by Marvel Cinematic Universe star Jeremy Renner. Love and Titanium is a 2024 EP released by Marvel Cinematic Universe star Jeremy Renner. Love and Titanium is a 2024 EP released by Marvel Cinematic Universe star Jeremy Renner. Love and Titanium is a 2024 EP released by Marvel Cinematic Universe star Jeremy Renner. Love and Titanium is a 2024 EP released by Marvel Cinematic Universe star Jeremy Renner. Love and Titanium is a 2024 EP released by Marvel Cinematic Universe star Jeremy Renner. Love and Titanium is a 2024 EP released by Marvel Cinematic Universe star Jeremy Renner. Love and Titanium is a 2024 EP released by Marvel Cinematic Universe star Jeremy Renner. Love and Titanium is a 2024 EP released by Marvel Cinematic Universe star Jeremy Renner. Love and Titanium is a 2024 EP released by Marvel Cinematic Universe star Jeremy Renner.

No matter how many times I type that out, it doesn’t make sense.

Jeremy Renner, you know, professional “oh yeah, THAT Guy” guy. He’s here, spanking the fat ass of the universe with a collection of Imagine Dragons ripoffs. There’s a chance that this may be a revelation, but credit where credit is due: Renner actually delivered the insanely confusing song “Heaven Don’t Have a Name” years ago, sparking plenty of debate and speculation that happened to be overshadowed by the man’s monolithic social media app. Truth be told, that’s a pretty deep rabbit hole with a surprising amount of twists and turns that paints Renner in a very curious light -but that’s better told in “The Renner Files” podcast from 2020. Much has happened in the years since, however, and that’s where Love and Titanium comes in to shed some light and start this election year off ostensibly with a bang. Maybe it does, but my brain is simply too busy internally huh?-ing to hear. There is music all around us for those willing to listen.

All the typical gestures toward emotion are on display -subtle dubstep wubs, symphonic strings, harmonizing female vocals, delicate acoustics that give way to default distortion- and they have all the impact expected of a Xerox’d Imagine Dragons. Opener “Lucky Man” is a little more on the country side of things, as is lead single “Wait”. Both detail his admittedly harrowing path of physical rehabilitation from the last twelve months, but you get the sense that Jeremy is singing about how painful it is to be Jeremy Renner rather than the two-ton snowplow that crushed him. The title track has Renner ascending to full-blown Christ-like status, sacrificing himself at the altar to save mankind from the sin of bearing witness to Jeremy Renner: “Even if I gotta do it on my own/heaven knows life is just a one way road/ the worst is over now.” Admittedly, I did get some goosebumps thanks to Jeremy fully committing to the bit on “Lonesome Town” with a crescendo that introduces weeping violins and a full-blown choir -the group vocals suggesting that We Are All Jeremy.

Love and Titanium is a confusing, bombastic mess that stands to defy the notion of criticism and invite the sort of recursive questions that will simply break the human brain. Renner’s very public snowmobile accident and subsequent recovery are undoubtedly miracles, but they pale in comparison to the seemingly divine intervention necessary to mine such rich material into plastic lumps of coal sold at a Jeremy Renner-themed gift shop, polished and shined to a degree so as to view your own reflection. And, buddy, you might not like what you see.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Odal
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2024


1998 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Terrible

bellovddd
January 23rd 2024


5802 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

WTF this cannot be real

Odal
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2024


1998 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Give it a go and you will know all too well how real Love and Titanium is

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
January 23rd 2024


1730 Comments


Oh no, please no

SomeCallMeTim
January 23rd 2024


4084 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

no way this can be worse than the MCU itself

Christbait
January 23rd 2024


287 Comments


Titanium powerrrr
Get your snatch by the batch

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2024


4736 Comments


He was good in The Town

SomeCallMeTim
January 23rd 2024


4084 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Wind River was pretty iight, too

Koris
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2024


21122 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Love and Titanium is a 2024 EP released by Marvel Cinematic Universe star Jeremy Renner.



Yep, still doesn't make sense

FrozenFirebug
January 23rd 2024


825 Comments


my favorite marvel funko pops universe moment is when hawkguy pym particled a snowplow on his balls and said "wowie kablowie right in the infinity stones"

Odal
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2024


1998 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Look at me, I'm avengin' over here!

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2024


60319 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Nice lol gonna jam this asap

Orb
January 23rd 2024


9343 Comments


ew

newsteamchannel4
January 23rd 2024


120 Comments


yo check out his house of the rising sun cover rn good god

good review

bellovddd
January 23rd 2024


5802 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW its like really bad nickleback country pop. Absolutely going to the worst album this year. no matter what comes.

Rowhaus
January 23rd 2024


6064 Comments


it's basically a full album of Marvel end credits music

Zac124
January 23rd 2024


2651 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I want to check this out of pure curiosity but at the same time I am not sure if I can be bothered.

Rowhaus
January 23rd 2024


6064 Comments


It's like modern Thrice, except less annoying and much better songwriting

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2024


26087 Comments


what do you mean it doesnt make sense rando movie starts have been churning out shit music for eons

Nomos2
January 23rd 2024


1870 Comments


Did a double take at the artist name. Then another. Then another. How is this real. Hahahaha.

Any of you seen Pontypool?

"Love and Titanium is a 2024 EP released by Marvel Cinematic Universe star Jeremy Renner." as a refrain is kind of like the semantics-obliterating descent into confusion in the final act of that movie.



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