Review Summary: Blander than unseasoned tofu.
I’ll keep this brief:
Goddess Wept is about as bland as you can get in a nu-djent-deathcore (is that a thing?) record. The vocals are more miss than hit, the composition is boring, the band hasn’t quite figured out what genre they’re doing, and the whole thing smells like a person who couldn’t quite cover up their body odor with the cheap cologne they are wearing. And as if that doesn’t sound obnoxious enough, there’s even a completely unnecessary (and lazy) intro track that just drives the nail into the coffin of this EP.
I could—and probably should—talk more specifics about the individual tracks and why this record is subpar, but what’s the point? I could elucidate further as to the positive aspects of
Goddess Wept (and there are a few), but would it really matter? Much like packaged Grandma’s peanut butter cookies, RC Cola, or the flash dried pieces of corn in your Cup Noodles—
Goddess Wept will leave absolutely no impression and probably has a bad aftertaste. If you don’t like this kind of music, avoid. If you do like this kind of music… uh… avoid?
