pizzamachine
HELLISH DEVICES


4.0
excellent

Review

by DadKungFu STAFF
April 23rd, 2023 | 235 replies


Release Date: 04/21/2023 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Collapse the wavelength, embrace the new reality

In a world in which spontaneous creation seems to be a dead concept, in which everything has been gilded with a cynical calculability, even in creative endeavors that ostensibly shy away from the foul blot of commercialism, a genuine act of spontaneity is both a rare and blessed thing. Evidence that an artistic endeavor can surprise, can attempt something that is, if not completely ex nihilo, at least untethered to conventional standards is rare enough. That it can then rise above its influences to stand above the seas of tepid mediocrity through its very rejection of those standards is almost miraculous.

Writing that opener has me worried that on listening to the album, readers unfamiliar with Pizzamachine are going to think I’m taking the piss, that I’m being ironic in some poor attempt to be funny. And there are many moments on Hellish Devices, such as the psychedelic funk cosmic toilet flush that is Crazy Sauce, when it genuinely is hilarious. But whatever the amount of irony Pizzamachine is employing in his manic breakdown of a genre mishmash, it can’t be denied that there’s very, very little out there that sounds like this album. The closest comparison that I could make was the frenzied mutilation of Rock n’ Roll that was the Gerogerigegege’s Tokyo Anal Dynamite. Much like that album, the conventions and attitudes of Rock are brutally dismembered, its rebellious posturing torn from its bloated carcass and flung it its face. But Hellish Devices doesn’t do so through violent confrontation, as does that titan of Japanese noise, but rather through its sense of waggish good nature, a playfulness that “quirky” artists like Kyary Pamyu Pamyu could only dream of. Psychotic Urge opens with a low budget keyboard line and some tinny percussion effects before launching into a gleefully orgiastic blast of bedroom black metal that gives way to the same odd-tempo keyboard phrase over a layer of noise and what sounds like a crying baby. Intermood is a genuinely claustrophobic piece of industrial drone that gives way to oppressive dungeon synth, before flipping the script into the guttural roar and “BONGBONGBONGBONGBONGBONG” of Demonic Entry, accompanied by what sounds like a squeaky desk boiled together in a roiling, mad churn.

Pizzamachine’s mélange of madness is a frenzied little testament to what can be accomplished by one man and a machine. In this miserable, irony-poisoned world, it may be difficult to take at face value that someone could not only take this album seriously, but derive a genuine sense of enjoyment out of it. And maybe I’m just musically jaded to the point that anything remotely original feels like a breath of fresh air. This isn’t an album that was intended to be listened to seriously, in fact I feel like a genuine examination of this album might make its creator a bit uncomfortable, a fact that has me hesitating to even write this review. Nonetheless it deserves a serious look, and there is a case to be made that in its rejection of polish, pretense and good taste, it reveals something very essential about the spontaneous joy of an eruptive creativity, of creating for the simple joy of pushing outward from oneself in any number of directions to see just how far an idea can go. In a world where nearly every creative endeavor of note is a hypercalculated conglomeration of composition, image and packaging, say yes to manic, free spontaneity and the untrammeled flourishing of life. Say yes to pizzamachine.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
April 23rd 2023


4719 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

apologies to pizza. Music can be found here https://on.soundcloud.com/9w2Pqk1YpkhkDnBo9

parksungjoon
April 23rd 2023


47231 Comments


when did they make u contrib

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
April 23rd 2023


4719 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Few months ago and it's been a neverending nightmare ever since

parksungjoon
April 23rd 2023


47231 Comments


ill say

and look whos the newest rating on metamatics too, nice

Mort.
April 23rd 2023


25062 Comments


link the music

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
April 23rd 2023


4719 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

https://on.soundcloud.com/9w2Pqk1YpkhkDnBo9

PumpBoffBag
Staff Reviewer
April 23rd 2023


1531 Comments


I read that first line like it was a trailer to some noughties disaster film. Lovely review and yaaas pizza get it

someone
Contributing Reviewer
April 23rd 2023


6578 Comments


this may actually be genius


may

ToSmokMuzyki
April 23rd 2023


10579 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

metalocalypse buts it actually pizza

pizzamachine
April 23rd 2023


27109 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

“rejection of polish, pretense and good taste”



Yeah this album was meant to be as uncomfortable/crazy as possible (hence the sample of my crying baby), I find music is often not visceral enough. It’s also just a silly fun time. Thanks for the review, it means a lot!! :]

parksungjoon
April 23rd 2023


47231 Comments


>I wanted to disturb and confound and put the listener through Hell itself because I find music is often not visceral enough.

not to take anything away from you but theres an entire lineage of music thats been trying to do that for like at least 60-70 years

of course ppl on sput (and most ppl in general) tend to scoff at it and call it bullshit but it definitely exists

and i aint only talkin about noise music

pizzamachine
April 23rd 2023


27109 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Truly that is true. I was inspired by bands people love and hate lol

pizzamachine
April 23rd 2023


27109 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Next: a pop album?

DocSportello
April 23rd 2023


3369 Comments


this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within

CugnoBrasso
April 23rd 2023


2639 Comments


Damn, I wanted to review it but you beat me to it.

pizzamachine
April 23rd 2023


27109 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Never too many reviews, matie.

Storm In A Teacup
April 23rd 2023


45694 Comments


Correcto chicken pizza da uno

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
April 23rd 2023


25745 Comments


gonna lock myself in a sensory deprivation tank and blast this at 120 db

pizzamachine
April 23rd 2023


27109 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

😦RIP

Kusangii
April 23rd 2023


6349 Comments


PinkMetal m/



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