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Review Summary: The average musics for your average ass for you to wipe your ass with. As far as I’m concerned (and I am very fucking concerned with the state of the Earth), Seether have never been a great band, only concerningly average, with a hit every once in a blue moon. Even when the band turn up the heat, like in songs such as Because Of Me, Can’t Go Wrong, and Burrito (not in this compilation, what a shock), they are soggy, badly cooked burritos. Simply put, Seether have generally forgettable songs which appeal to an incredibly average audience. Their best albums are only slightly less generic, and an obnoxious twenty songs in this album is not going to change anyone’s mind, because no one would sit through this bloated self worship except diehard fanboys and Seether. The album celebrates two decades of a band that have barely stepped on any toes, and when they do they apologize and say, “Don’t hurt me pleeeassee”, content with pushing zero envelopes. Enjoy.
Or don’t enjoy, cause Seether are fucking shit. The hardest riff here is stolen from Nickelback. The best vocals are also stolen from Nickelback, or that other band that also sounds kinda like Nickelback. The best song is the one with Amy Lee cause at the very least it’s not just the singer from Seether. When I hear Seether on the radio I don’t think, “oh hell yeah it’s Seether”, I think, “Shit, it’s Seether. Oh well, I guess the song is sort of catchy and that’s about it and now I will listen to better music that is not from Seether to cleanse my immaculate palette”. Conclusion: shit fucking shit found in this conglomeration of vomitous shit stains.
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eh, not gonna check this out because Seether’s deep cuts>>>
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Yeah, I wouldn’t bother.
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https://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/albums/160537.jpg
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K thanks I hate it.
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Seether and cope
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“Seether are known for their two songs Remedy and Fake It”
Pretty sure their biggest track is broken
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According to Seether's Spotify, "Fake It" has 300 million streams, "Broken" has 204 million, and "Remedy" has 161 million. So technically correct but not exactly
in youtube views you would be correct tho
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Absolute anus of a band. Pos'd
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I knew I needed to find a statistical chart detailing everything about the band’s career before reviewing this lol. Also, can someone tell me WHY two people might think this review is not well-written PLEASE. I need a valid argument beyond it’s “unprofessional” or it’s just my opinion. Please go into detail and actually help me to see your viewpoint because in my opinion it’s written well enough. Perhaps it’s not detailed enough? Am I generalizing too much? Can anybody help me out here my god.
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in my opinion:
1. Too Brief/short
2. not really talking about the songs? I know this is supposed to be a joke but it comes off as more of a comment on a release, than a review or evaluation.. ehh even with jokes there has to be some base to it
3. You wrote the intro and the conclusion with, uh, no information between them lmao so uhhhhh
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Oh, so it really isn’t descriptive enough lol. I just realized how the review sounds. I’m just saying stuff is average without detailing why. I could have at least talked about tracks more. Oof. Thanks mate, that really helped.
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danke
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SO BREAK ME DOWN IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL RIGHT
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There we go, the review is improved now and my magnum opus.
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first two seether albums rule
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Yeah Seether's best work is their first album and the most recent. They're definitely a 2.5-3 band.
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