La Femme
Paradigmes


3.0
good

Review

by DadKungFu EMERITUS
September 26th, 2024 | 24 replies


Release Date: 2021 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Dans la style de machine a pizza

Je ne sais pas que signifie "La Femme". Je suis fatigue de la musique "cool". La musique Francais est souvent trop "cool". La musique de La Femme est tres "cool". Jane Birkin, vous n’etes pas interessante parce que vous avez ete bonked a la tete quand vous etiez une fille. Je ne comprends pas la fascination d’Agnes Varda pour vous.

Cette musique, c’est mignon. Synth-pop de la nuit. Super. Bravo. La Femme est amusante, au moins. La musique ressemble la musique pour un film sur un criminel, un voleur qui erre dans la nuit. Danse. Danse Danse. Un-ts Un-ts Un-ts Un-ts Un-ts. La plupart des chansons ont une voix mince et vaporeuse, et tres jolie. Mais, je suis assis, immobile. Je pleure. Et je pleure. Les particuliere chansons semble les chansons de The Knife, je suppose, parfois plus nocturne. Je ne me souviens pas le son de The Knife. Parfois Soft Cell. C’est cool, c’est pour danser. C’est pour fumer les clopes dans la nuit.

Je n’ai pas les cles pour les accents sur mon ordinateur. Bravo, moi. Bravo La Femme.



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DadKungFu
Emeritus
September 26th 2024


6144 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Desole

Sunnyvale
Emeritus
September 26th 2024


6510 Comments


"In the style machine a pizza" -

Sacré Bleu!!!

artificialbox
Emeritus
September 26th 2024


3795 Comments


“Jane Birkin, you're not interesting because you were bonked in the head when you were a girl” LOL. beautiful.

Slex
September 26th 2024


17869 Comments


Incredible

dedex
Emeritus
September 26th 2024


13008 Comments

Album Rating: 3.3 | Sound Off

"Je n’ai pas les cles pour les accents sur mon ordinateur." lmfao ye boi nice one



"C’est pour fumer les clopes dans la nuit." this one hits hard ye

RunOfTheMill
September 26th 2024


4706 Comments


T’aurais pu apprendre les codes Alt, mais bon je félicite ton effort quand même. Bien joué.

GreyShadow
September 26th 2024


8105 Comments


Fulton Street II slaps

someone
September 26th 2024


7254 Comments


hilarious, but off by a mile. dad jokes and all

DadKungFu
Emeritus
September 26th 2024


6144 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I'm sorry, this might have resonated with me more at another time in my life but the voidz have left a very bitter taste in my mouth that this doesn't really wash out

DadKungFu
Emeritus
September 26th 2024


6144 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"T’aurais pu apprendre les codes Alt, mais bon je félicite ton effort quand même."



On se connait?

someone
September 26th 2024


7254 Comments


tbh, La Femme are the cool that Voidz wanted to be

JohnnyoftheWell
September 26th 2024


64287 Comments


haven't followed cet band depuis their debut, but they deserve plus que to be compared with the voidz (and are/were Actually Assez Cool)

StormChaser
September 26th 2024


3151 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

just glad to see it get reviewed, thanks Dad

DadKungFu
Emeritus
September 26th 2024


6144 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

'tbh, La Femme are the cool that Voidz wanted to be'



That's absolutely the case



pizzamachine
September 27th 2024


28290 Comments


The art of fun reviewage 🫨

MiloRuggles
Emeritus
September 27th 2024


3242 Comments


Thanks Dad, this review made me believe I can speak French. But I won't. En principe.

RunOfTheMill
September 27th 2024


4706 Comments


I couldn’t resist @DadKungFu

RunOfTheMill
September 27th 2024


4706 Comments


Are these guys actually French women tho

someone
September 27th 2024


7254 Comments


you've just answered your own question

ToSmokMuzyki
September 28th 2024


15064 Comments


pet



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