| 0.0 | Wolfe | July 30th 19 |
welcome to the worst soundoff page of 2019 folks, featuring the most unfunny staff and
contributors around. if you made it this far, don't forget to subscribe to the logoff button in
tantric downwards 7/4 time yoga pose.
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| 0.0 | rafalafa | July 30th 19 |
The album is going to have a 3.2 average. Tool stans will 5 it on principle, people sick of Tool fans will 1 it on principle, and everyone else will give it a 3 or 3.5 because it's 10,000 Days Pt 2.
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| 0.0 | Mitch Worden EMERITUS | July 30th 19 |
We now live in a world where Tool will release a new album before a Half Life 3 is made.
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| 0.0 | Ambrosian | August 7th 19 |
Album art looks like the cover of a box of boring computer software circa 1998
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| 0.0 | Hugh G. Puddles STAFF | July 30th 19 |
is it worth it can u even hear me standin with
ur spotlight on me not enough to feed the
hungry im tired and i felt it for a while now
in this sea of lonely the taste of ink is
gettin old it's 4 o clock in the fuckin
morning each day gets more like the last day !
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| 0.0 | Tunaboy45 | August 10th 19 |
this entire soundoff page is the reason no one uses this site anymore
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| 0.0 | TheSpaceMan | July 30th 19 |
this album title wouldnt even have been cool in the 90s
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| 0.0 | A.R.O. STAFF | July 30th 19 |
Fuck Half Life 3 what about the next Dixie Chicks album
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| 0.0 | Guitar Mans Hip | July 30th 19 |
Did you know that if you spell Tool backwards, then remove the o and the t, then add a q at the end. Then
subtract any sense of intelligence you thought you had. Divide this by zero, then shave your nutsack. You will
come up with not only, the meaning of existence, but the realization that you have just wasted 5 minutes of your
life reading all these premature Soundoffs.
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| 5.0 classic | Faraudo | August 9th 19 |
What the flying fuck is going on with this soundoff page lmao
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| 5.0 classic | Groundking | August 8th 19 |
It's fucking Tool, it'l be a 5, the new song just confirms this.
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| 0.0 | Robert Garland STAFF | July 30th 19 |
2019's most talked about albums: Tool and Peppa Pig. Makes sense right?
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| 0.0 | BMDrummer | July 30th 19 |
stampede of the disco elephants tho
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| 0.0 | fsergi | August 8th 19 |
1ing this on principal
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| 0.0 | pizzamachine | July 31st 19 |
"I dunno bout y'all but I REALLY need to take a shit man."
- Tool, the year of our Lord 2019
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| 0.0 | mrdogthrow | July 30th 19 |
is this band good?? new here btw
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| 0.0 | botb | July 30th 19 |
Doop was a superior title Doop was a superior title Doop was a superior title
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| 0.0 | Scoot | July 30th 19 |
did not think we would see this in our lifetimes
is it good? was it worth the wait? will it blend? stay tuned
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| 0.0 | StonedManatee | August 10th 19 |
Maynard's dick is finally able to achieve a
full erection 13 years later... Now we wait
for the ejaculation.. It's still coming..
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| 0.0 | valek | August 8th 19 |
Citing JMK himself: Bravísimo, hip hip, hurray! it is finally here, and im diggin' the first song, hope the album lives up to the expectations.
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| 0.0 | tectactoe | August 8th 19 |
Nothing but 5's and 1's. Yep, it's a Tool album alright.
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| 0.0 | Klekticist | August 8th 19 |
kingdom hearts 3 was released before this album
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| 5.0 classic | artiswar | August 7th 19 |
Best album I've ever heard, truly worth the 13 year wait.
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| 0.0 | Kusangii | August 7th 19 |
The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind's abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one's self, known as ?transcendence?, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.
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| 0.0 | sizeofanocean | July 31st 19 |
The two new songs sounded like something we already knew all too well, i hope this doesn't signal how the album in it's entirety sounds or imma get dat 3.0 rating
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| 0.0 | JJKeys | July 30th 19 |
bro yuo just posted cringe yuo just lost a Spotify premium account holder
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| 0.0 | Morpha | July 30th 19 |
This album is going to flop so hard I just have that gut feeling
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| 0.0 | Brabiz | July 30th 19 |
Is this the album art? It not only doesn’t look like usable album art, it plain looks bloody awful, like something i’d
make for a cover album in 9th grade using youtube rips of karaoke tracks that i’d just sing over.
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| 0.0 | proton165 | July 30th 19 |
All I'm saying is the last time tool released an album, Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf planet. Watch your back Mercury!
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| 4.5 superb | StrizzMatik | August 25th 19 |
The story behind the Great Mirage Heist and subsequent leak is probably as epic and legendary as the actual album, which is saying something. This actually delivers on the hype and - arguably - is worth the 13-year wait. Fear Inoculum is musically peerless with the band at their absolute strongest yet and stands alongside their best material in quality, with Invincible, Descending and 7empest in particular being career-defining standouts.
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| 1.5 very poor | doofy | August 10th 19 |
Putting this here just in case guyz yadda yadda you know the drill
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| 0.0 | 2ool | August 8th 19 |
the most transgressive rating for this album is going to be 4/5
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| 0.0 | Musefan58867 | August 8th 19 |
I'm only posting to say I was here. Also, I like the title track.
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| 0.0 | hobblepot | August 7th 19 |
As the son of God, I can confirm this is indeed the final artwork. Breathe it in, you can almost smell the paint.net
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| 0.0 | rockandmetaljunkie | August 3rd 19 |
most reviewed sputnik album for the year 2019ralso, fuck this 50 character bullshit rule
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| 0.0 | Horfeepee01 | August 3rd 19 |
Album will probably be in 3.5-4 territory. But shit dude, Protomorph already knows the album is a 1, and it hasn't even released yet!
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| 0.0 | 25jacket26 | August 2nd 19 |
Tool, an instrument for making material changes on other objects, as by cutting, shearing, striking, rubbing, grinding, squeezing, measuring, or other processes. A hand tool is a small manual instrument traditionally operated by the muscular strength of the user, and a machine tool is a power-driven mechanism used to cut, shape, or form materials such as wood and metal. Tools are the primary means by which human beings control and manipulate their physical environment.
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| 0.0 | EoinCofa | July 30th 19 |
Weird! Considering there is a band named Inoculum with a song called The Meaning of Fear
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| 0.0 | furyroad97 | August 21st 19 |
Sounds like the full artwork's still coming:
https://metalinjection.net/latest-news/tool-has-not-yet-unveiled-the-full-fear-inoculum-artwork
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| 0.0 | ventoknabo | August 16th 19 |
Each year that passes rings you inwardly with memory and might. Wield your heart, and the world will tremble.
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| 2.5 average | ian b | August 15th 19 |
well, at least i can give them points for having an album cover that matches the quality of their music.
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| 3.0 good | AnimalsAsSummit | August 14th 19 |
music is nothing special. I still think the art is nicely done. like and old school wallpaper
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| 0.0 | Eugene Tymchyk | August 2nd 19 |
Weird! Considering there is a band named Inoculum with a song called The Meaning of Fearr
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| 5.0 classic | max13x | August 25th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Radex | August 25th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | thosava | August 20th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Benjii | August 19th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Dishpan | August 17th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Sadisfy | August 14th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | bmelt CONTRIBUTOR | August 14th 19 |
| 3.5 great | Sine | August 10th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Arron | August 9th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Tom Read CONTRIBUTOR | August 9th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | boff | August 9th 19 |
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