| 0.0 | Source | November 23rd 18 | Album is a masterpiece beyond human comprehension. We are truly unworthy.
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| 5.0 classic | BigBlob | November 21st 18 | who added this ffs
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| 5.0 classic | Panzerchrist | January 3rd 19 | Fred Durst has finally emerged from the depths of the nu metal bog with some of the most
experimental and, may I say, DARING ideas the overarching rock community has seen in decades.
When Wes breaks the guitar line on 'Ready to Go' to allow Lil Wayne to spit hard bars about the
"g" in lasagna being silent like the carbon monoxide that killed his mother over Sam's most
complex, fretless bass line to date, the song sounds like the crescendo to a thousand symphonies.
When John spontaneously breaks into a gravity blast-led bongo solo during the latter half of
Endless Slaughter, and then the children's choir congratulates him for his truly immense skill
set, I felt my heart warm like I'd just swallowed charcoal.
'Stampede of the Disco Elephants' isn't just a moving piece of music. It's a moving piece of art.
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| 0.0 | StonedManatee | January 7th 19 | Metacritic actually takes this site seriously... xD
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| 5.0 classic | RATTFINK | January 6th 19 | Someone update the tracklist and add "Hot Dog Flavored Water pt. II-Oscar Mayer's Revenge" and
"Nookie2 (The Cookie's Journey Through the Yeah)".
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| 0.0 | inthox | January 7th 19 | its impossible not to hate this site after seeing all those 5's
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| 5.0 classic | Tyler White EMERITUS | January 7th 19 | I wonder what vehicle we will be in for Rollin this time
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| 0.0 | hal qaeda | January 7th 19 | rumor has it fred durst recorded this album inside of a bong
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| 5.0 classic | Faraudo | January 7th 19 | Ok, so we already have a 2019 AOTY contender this early on? Well, shit.
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| 5.0 classic | mrdogthrow | January 3rd 19 | Album will have a 2.7 average yet every commentor in the eventual 3-3.5 review will have it rated a 4 or higher
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| 5.0 classic | Macck | January 3rd 19 | Beyond brilliant. Possibly the greatest album ever.
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| 0.0 | LeftyMcRighty | December 31st 18 | I don't even have it in me to give this an ironic high score. #almostnickelback
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| 5.0 classic | "Tab" | November 22nd 18 |
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