Kaine   A Crisis Of Faith
3.7
great
Release Date: 2018
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0.0 shrek1640 | May 3rd 18

This album made me want to tickle my anus with a toilet brush and throw eggs at old people. i want to finger the
lead singer and lick his right testicle. not the left one tho, i repeat , NOT THE LEFT ONE. i have had good
experiences with sucking right testicles but the last time i sucked a left one i got bitten , then again , my dog
was homophobic. either way Kaine were there for the healing process from my bite from my homophobic dog
who wont let me suck his dick , the prick.

also
i just had a massive shit . it was like pearl harbor


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5.0 classicTamRobertson | May 2nd 18

Classic metal from the new wave of heavy metal albeit in 2018. Really brings back memories of that era but with a new twist. Melody guitars, driving bass and drums, searing solos and brilliant vocals. What's not to like?

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0.0 Jacksimus | May 9th 18

After listening to this album, I decided to watch Wallace and Grommit. I got some crackers with good ol
wenslydale. Little did I know that the erection I got from this album ripped through my underwear and trousers,
resulting in all the cheese I had been grating falling onto my penis. As a result, my wife has left me with the kids,
my house is gone, and I've been left with a cheesy penis. Although, I do like melted cheese.

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1.0 awfulr0malley | March 6th 18
5.0 classicKazooka | March 6th 18

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