Big Dumb Face
Where Is Duke Lion? He's Dead...

Release Date: 2017 | Tracklist

Duke Lion is dead. That’s right folks, he fought the forces of evil and lost. The demons rule the roost now and have spilled into our world to unleash chaos and destruction for an eternity to come. Their impending doom may have taken 16 years, but they have been kind enough to document the invasion and reign of terror by dispatching this 14-track LP onto believers and non-believers alike. The Devil’s army is courteous though: a warning is bestowed upon any brave soul who dares venture into this tale; only the strongest will survive it. Contained within this most unholy of records is skull-crushing tempos; a serenade that will melt the skin from your bones; and made complete with solos so br00tal, no mortal could hope to comprehend them. You’ll encounter metal the blackest of the black, the doomiest of the doom and thrashiest of the thrash, there is no room for respite here; its the sonic equivalent to sitting in the heart of a nuclear blast. And now that Duke Lion is out of the equation, you won’t find any of that American-folk and country here, just pure and trve death-metal -- and the occasional calypso inspired jam for when the immortal want to party. At 62 minutes, Satan’s tunes will have you holding onto your butt for the entire duration of its blasphemous and sinister ride, and I’ll be honest in saying, you probably won’t make it out alive (I didn’t). If I haven’t turned you away from the most demonic record of 2017, and you still intend to listen to the invasion, all I can suggest is tooling up before hand, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Trve rating: 666/5.

EDITIONS: DIGITAL//C̶D̶

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