Killdozer
Intellectuals Are the Shoeshine Boys of


4.0
excellent

Review

by Zebra USER (177 Reviews)
November 8th, 2007 | 14 replies


Release Date: 1984 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Killdozer know how to rock.

Although underground alternative rock bands such as The Butthole Surfers, Slint, Big Black, and The Jesus Lizard started garnering minor acclaim in the late 80's, Killdozer was one of first successful “alt/noise-rock” groups to get going on Touch & Go Records. Notorious for signing raw, gritty, and creepy bands Touch & Go struck gold when they signed Killdozer onto their roster in 1983. Like the groups that preceded them on Touch & Go, Killdozer set the tone with their thundering mix of noise rock, punk, and sludge-metal. The foursomes debut album Intellecuals Are the Shoeshine Boys of the Ruling Elite is their best record to date sporting some of the nastiest and abrasive music to come out of that time period.

Intellecuals Are the Shoeshine Boys of the Ruling Elite features a whopping total of nineteen tracks that span from a minute and a half to five minutes long. Lead guitarist Bill Hobson showcases his range by playing piercing guitar riffs in one song, and slow, slimy sludge-metal type chords in another. Tracks range from nasty, in your face punk anthems (“Burning House”, “River”) to slow, thundering metal inspired rockers (“Farmer Johnson”, “Revelations” to country-blues influenced (“Cinammon Girl.”) Killdozer don’t show a huge amount of variety or creativity but they show enough variation throughout the nineteen tracks to keep things from becoming monotonous.

Another unique aspect about Killdozer is Tom Hazelmeyer’s erratic vocal delivery. Combined with the sludgy guitar riffs and muffled drum hits Hazelmeyer growls in a deep, displeasing, almost goofy voice. His raspy voice is kind of like a combination of Tim Armstrong and B.B King. When you combine his deep welping with the sharp rhythm section and razorblade-esque guitars Killdozer compose some whacky, yet thunderous music. Upon first listen I thought that Steve Albini produced this considering the fact that it possesses rough-edged, raw qualities of his typical production styles. Unsurprisingly, Dan Hobson’s subtle yet quick drumming is buried deep in the mix creating an even more chaotic and guitar dominant sound. It may be difficult to take Killdozer seriously because they musically posses such a nasty, sludge-ridden sound yet their vocalist sounds like Tom Verlaine on crack.

Despite the fact that Intellecuals Are the Shoeshine Boys of the Ruling Elite is an extremely unaccessible album it still delivers the goods if you’re a fan of 80's hardcore punk. Killdozer may not be as noisy as Big Black, or as ***ed up as The Butthole Surfers but it’s safe to say that they’re a nasty combination of the two. Fans of metal, punk, and noise-rock can all find something to enjoy as Killdozer easily cover all of those genres within the hour long span of the album.



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AlienEater
November 9th 2007


716 Comments


great band

burl is awesome

Aficionado
November 10th 2007


1027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Cool review, but it seems like this album deserved more of a 3.5 judging by the review. Are they a lot like Jesus Lizard?

Zebra
Moderator
November 10th 2007


2647 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

They're very similar to Jesus Lizard, but a little more goofy.

Aficionado
November 10th 2007


1027 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I'm sold then

Krampus
April 20th 2009


1 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Hey man, nice review of a great collection but just thought I'd point out a few innacuracies.



Firstly, the tracklisting shows that this is a compilation of two albums: Intellectuals are the Shoeshine Boys of the Ruling Elite and Snakeboy. Snakeboy begins at King of Sex, and to my mind is their classic, but Intellectuals is a smashing debut.



Secondly, Tom Hazelmeyer isn't the raspy, grunting, lumberjack-f**kng-a-pig singer for this band, but the immortal Michael Gerald. Hazelmyer is the creator of Amphetamine Reptile records (a great noise rock label) and I think only played with Killdozer briefly. Here is an interview with Mr Gerald: http://www.markprindle.com/gerald-i.htm



Thirdly, and I guess this isn't a correction but just a tidbit of info, the producer for both albums and thus this entire CD was none other than Butch 'Nevermind' Vig, as in that guy with the goatee from Garbage. Albini would go on to produce this band's God Hears the Pleas of the Innocent.



Sorry to be picky, but a little research goes a long way. Otherwise, good review and keep digging the true grunge.

NeroCorleone80
July 8th 2016


34618 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Killdozer are so underrated its unreal

NeroCorleone80
July 16th 2016


34618 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

bump

GhandhiLion
November 21st 2019


17641 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Good old pigfuck punk

mryrtmrnfoxxxy
June 11th 2023


16595 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

what an album

kkarron
June 11th 2023


1354 Comments


ohh I love me some Killdozer bumps

mryrtmrnfoxxxy
June 11th 2023


16595 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

they really came out swinging with Man of Meat / this Album

mryrtmrnfoxxxy
July 6th 2023


16595 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

chekc killdozer

mryrtmrnfoxxxy
September 19th 2023


16595 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

this performance of their American Pie cover is so good

https://youtu.be/5tVm4e8EOvc

mryrtmrnfoxxxy
March 15th 2024


16595 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

a man's got to be a man to be a man



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