Review Summary: I'd like to tell y'all a little story.
It was one of the warmest summer nights, everything was set up perfectly. Beer to the left, weed to the right and my dashboard in front of me. It was around 4:00 PM I went and picked up my girl, and we went out to a college party and had the time of our life. We binge drank and danced and had sex. Lost and lots of good ol' nasty, dirty, violent sex. I think I got some in her mouth. Just when we thought the night couldn't get any better, on comes the radio. We were up in here dancing to some good ol' country classics, Florida Georgia Line, Jason Aldean, Tyler Farr, you name it. Then that one song began to play. Who could forget the classic slow jam, "After Hours Moonshine and Nonstop Intercourse". I got with my girl around midnight and just as the lights went off, we danced the night away. We were both drunk as dogs in love (and from drinking so much). Then, just when she didn't see it coming, I grabbed an empty beer bottle on the table, knocked her out and did her all night long. Such a magnificent feeling. Best of all, it never would have happened if it weren't for that DJ playin' that country song. And especially the whiskey. There ain't enough whiskey in the world. Good lord, folks, the things country music can do. A true blessing of a genre.
To put it simply, Kid Rock is fu¢king atrocious.
