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| 0.0 | artificialbrain | December 21st 22 |
If you have played this game before you would know because the game is very really GOOD. When u stab a dragon it’s like hell yeah I’m a fukinf badass tbh, so fun. You can also bang some women and u know I don’t do that in reel life so yeah, perfect game. But music speeking the game is awesome too! You’ll probably be too busy slaying monsters to care but the music will make you grow a beard finally. The music is epic cause it’s like a movie causd strings and blah blah, symphony stuff like instruments and stuff, etc.etc. The music’s so ***in beautiful man, It’ll even calm down dragons and I would know cause I know every dragon type. Yeah I’m awesome and your mom wants me, I already know — shut up.
Anyway. This soundtrack is great because I said so. Theres even a Celtic music influerinse, wow!!. This is the perfect album to play DnD too because it’s fantasy but I’d rather play the Witcher 3; that’s even more epic because it’s the new game idc, better graphics makes me pee. There’s even more women to see, not that I’m a creep but the option is there sooo, might as well make hay when the sun shines amirite?? nudge nudge.
So in summary if you like epic badass musics this will make you say “deth to all enemies hurrAahhh!!!!!’ It’s that exciting hearing the violins and yaknow, other instruments they’re so beautiful I could cry. But I don’t cry, I slay evil people and monsters and peeps be amazed at my kill count, specially the girls. Everyone must die, I hate people. :3 Of course I have to talk with a thousand people first and go through a billion cutscenes which are all “magical” aka dumb but I guess thats ‘Storytelling”. Anywho, I talked for to long, get the game dummie.
1 Bumps | Bump |
| 4.0 excellent | smaugman | September 29th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | Hyndez | August 28th 16 |
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