Calvaiire
Forceps


4.0
excellent

Review

by Ben STAFF
December 30th, 2022 | 16 replies


Release Date: 2013 | Tracklist

Review Summary: And the award for the best album by the band Converge that isn’t actually an album by the band Converge goes to…

Don’t let the 2013 release date fool you: this sludge-y stew of French metalcore comes not from the modern mainstream era of pristine, pampered chuggery but, rather, direct from the pages of the genre’s golden years. Look no further than the preposterous percussive somersaulting of album keystone “Simulacre”, a heaving-sweaty-basement-full-of-elbows type track, bulging with bass-forward beatdowns and mathematical metallic mashing. It plays out not as a coherent piece of music, but as if each 10 second segment is striving to outdo the last across every conceivable metric of heavy. This tantalizingly chaotic approach to songcraft is prevalent throughout the remainder of this live-tracked, Birds in Row produced, bulldozer of an LP: see too the frantic, seismic reverberations of “Equarrissage”, collapsing into the bleak, bludgeoned thumping of “Atra Bilis” and “Aux Porcs” (think Petitioning the Empty Sky, baked with extra crust (punk) and pensive blackened trimmings). Things are eventually reigned-in just before the bloodbath becomes too sticky, with the densely atmospheric “Curatelle” cleaning up shop in time for the truly monstrous closer of “Meurtrieres” to tear it all back down again.

Beyond the obvious and boring (but v. accurate) comparisons, Forceps justifies (nay, deserves!) your immediate and undivided attention because of the pure fucking hellfire encased within its 10 nuggets of blistering brimstone. Reference points are easily drawn - with frontman Jungbluth’s infallible Bannon impression making it all the easier to do so - yet the credit ought not be lain with the bands that the 4-piece pay homage to, but the conviction and energy with which they see it done. Through a fervent, desperate, real performance, Calvaiire carve their own path. Here’s to hoping others follow it.



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MarsKid
Emeritus
December 30th 2022


21030 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Ayo?

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 30th 2022


21030 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

helo slep



I am good! Surprised this didn't have a review despite (what looks to be) pretty favorable reception, and am glad there is now a thread.



How are you?

Mort.
December 30th 2022


25062 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

good review



surprised this didnt have one already

botb
December 30th 2022


17791 Comments


Band rules

MarsKid
Emeritus
December 30th 2022


21030 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"Good! I’m well thank you. Curing my 5th(?) festive hangover with this bad momma which defo deserved a write up a long time ago agreed."



Listen to Cleric full volume, might cure what ails ya



or make it worse idk, never been hungover.

botb
December 30th 2022


17791 Comments


Wowee Golden liver of the gods over here

Uzumaki
December 30th 2022


4470 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Fun little review, pos



Surprised this didn’t have one already [2]

XingKing
December 31st 2022


16149 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Love these guys

kevbogz
February 15th 2023


6087 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

fuck this goes in. birds in row + converge style vox me likey

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
February 15th 2023


10090 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yarp. Slaps.

kevbogz
February 15th 2023


6087 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

god when he does those "cleans" or yells or w/e fuuuuuuck yeah baby. sounds like he's tryna talk with a mouth full of soup

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
February 15th 2023


10090 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

soup made of riffs and screms

kevbogz
February 15th 2023


6087 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

hardest 4 of my life

botb
February 15th 2023


17791 Comments


Band rules, gives me as we draw vibes sometimes too

XingKing
February 17th 2023


16149 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Quentin Suave was in both bands. Goddamn do I wish we got another As We Draw record.

kevbogz
February 18th 2023


6087 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

write that down, write that down111



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