Review Summary: crazy
ah, the album that changed my life. just before i heard agony i was in a sweet place in my life, i was 15 year old trve metalhead, i was living at home and getting my ass sucked on a daily basis by kara, life was great and nothing could go wrong, until my 16th birthday where my uncle vvornth gave me a tape of apocalyptic dawning, i didnt know what to expect as at the time the only death metal i'd heard was sabaothic cherubim and it kinda put me off the genre. on the first listen i was blown away, not by kara for once but by the music itself. the vocals were fucking retarded, the riffs face ripping, the drumz bell end crushing. but after this fateful day everything started to go crazy, kara dumped my ass for craig hoberman and my parents passed away in a freak windmill accident. i was devastated by both incidents and i had to go and live with my nan in kent, which is where kate bush grew up so it kinda ruled. it was really boring at my nanz as she was always at work and my only company was her dog spike. after letting it lick my ass a few times i got bad memories of kara and decided i needed to jam some dm, quite. but the only tape i had was agony, the bringer of ***, but i didnt give a *** as i was hard as *** and i jammed it again. later that day my nan was hit by a truck and died of aids, so i was now homeless and without a care in the world, memories of the mustaine days of my youth crept back into my mind. but there was no way i was going to go down the nugz road again. the only thing i could think of doing was to try and visit kates farm she grew up on, but sadly it was deserted, i used to abandoned farm as my home for a few days, dry humping kates childhood bed was the closest i could get to happiness and it took my mind off karas fat ass. but after a while i knew i had to go back to portsmouth to deal with kara and craig, they ruined my ***ing life and i was ***ing pissed so hard. as i returned to my childhood town i arrived at karas humble abode, as i came in through the bathroom window i picked up a silver hammer and decided to end it all right there and then, but as i broke into their room i saw the role was reversed, craig was licking her ***ter, is that why she left? ah, but of course, i had been making her give me pleasure but i never returned the favour, i realised how selfish i had been and i said sorry and left, knowing that she will now be happy, even if she was with that faggot craig. but as i left i jammed agony one last time and as i left her skank ass road i heard her house collapse to the floor, crushing them to death, i was kinda pissed but at the same time i was like sweet. so yea this album is really great but listen with caution
