Taylor Swift The Tortured Poets Department (Anthology)
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Demon of the Fall
April 24th 2024


33737 Comments


"Swifties are in tears they’re triggered by all the negative press surrounding this album , my coworker got into a heated argument over it on break and went home early crying.. we’re doomed"

I simultaneously wanna believe this really happened, yet the thought also makes me despair. Having weirdly conflicting thoughts rn


Odal
Staff Reviewer
April 24th 2024


2038 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

I'm gonna be honest - a friend of mine recently broke of his engagement because his swifty fiance had been cheating on him for months. And I mean she was a SWIFTY. She wore a chain 'round her neck with his name not because he owned her, but because he know(n) her. Well, look how that turned out lol



I really don't like fandoms in any capacity, even with stuff that I like like Coheed, but once you hit the big leagues of artists it genuinely devolves into cultish behavior that's been accelerated by social media and the capitalistic tendencies of the industry



It's just such a wild divide because I can listen to reputation or lover or folklore and think "yeah, this is nice. I'm havin a good time" but to some people, they start speaking in tongues

henryChinaski
April 24th 2024


5020 Comments


listened to my first Taylor Swift song the other day (the one feat. Post Malone) and was surprised it didn't entirely suck

henryChinaski
April 24th 2024


5020 Comments


also, with so many songs, why isn't there a Travis Kelce feature on this?

DocSportello
April 24th 2024


3373 Comments


https://www.instagram.com/p/C0KEQlrR2sJ/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

😸😸😸

Purpl3Spartan
April 24th 2024


8579 Comments


Real

zaruyache
April 25th 2024


27392 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

"but to some people, they start speaking in tongues"



that and the "please don't hurt my feelings/let people enjoy things" infantilization the stans insist on for themselves when it comes to criticism of their "thing".

budgie
April 25th 2024


35353 Comments


jeez zaru a 1 i thought this was ur thang

zaruyache
April 25th 2024


27392 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

why would you hurt me like that

budgie
April 25th 2024


35353 Comments


😝

zaruyache
April 25th 2024


27392 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

jail for one thousand years



neekafat
Staff Reviewer
April 28th 2024


26152 Comments

Album Rating: 2.8

lover is not much better than this tbf

Tomstein
April 28th 2024


455 Comments


So is Swifties going around eating people because all the doo doo this album is getting.

Odal
Staff Reviewer
April 29th 2024


2038 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

Lover is leagues better than this.



Lover is largely weighed down by ME! and You Need to Calm Down, which are baffling single choices, and I Forgot That You Existed. The rest of the album is honestly pretty damn good, and I even think something like London Boy is at least camp. Nothing here comes close to False God or Lover

onionbubs
April 29th 2024


20849 Comments


this (standard edition i am not jamming the full 31 songs lmao) and lover are in the same tier prob

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
April 29th 2024


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Me reached so bad-it's-good territory a while a go tbh, hated it as a single but don't think I'd fail to smirk if it came on now. Forgettable af album though

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
April 29th 2024


26152 Comments

Album Rating: 2.8

I mean i love Archer and the Chicks feature but otherwise idk, haven’t felt pressed to check it since i gave it a once-over during COVID

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
April 30th 2024


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

was this ever the flagged rev

and when did it stop being so, if so

FowlKrietzsche
April 30th 2024


766 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Cruel Summer is my fave Taylor song right now cuz I'm basic af, I quite like Lover honestly,



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