Taylor Swift The Tortured Poets Department (Anthology)
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DoofDoof
April 21st 2024


15462 Comments


'"Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto

It's true, swear, scouts honor"'


I've never paid attention to Taylor Swift lyrics, are they all like that?

Wildcardbitchesss
April 21st 2024


12659 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

no they’re not usually that bad but she’s no poet either

arapinho1
April 21st 2024


350 Comments


Her popularity is one of the greatest mysteries of the world

Dizchu
April 21st 2024


569 Comments


I watched the Eras concert film and she's clearly a talented performer. Her music is probably best enjoyed in that context too, without the thousands of screaming Swifties the music just seems incredibly bland to me.

gryndstone
April 21st 2024


2794 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

nahhh so high school is a good one. like bowling for soup said...high school never ends.....

deathschool
April 21st 2024


28725 Comments


It does actually, and thank fucking Christ for that. If you still feel like you’re in high school, maybe make some new friends? Idk.

pizzamachine
April 21st 2024


27394 Comments


Friends?

Snake.
April 21st 2024


25297 Comments


i don't know a single person i see every day who treats their job or daily activities like it isn't high school so she might be onto something? kinda her fault tho if we're being honest

ToSmokMuzyki
April 21st 2024


11673 Comments


amazing ablum

deathschool
April 21st 2024


28725 Comments


Or just get wasted and order a pizza. You’re an adult. Use your adult money to do things that you couldn’t do as a teenager. High school can fuck itself. Go live. I believe in you.

pizzamachine
April 21st 2024


27394 Comments


m/

AmericanFlagAsh
April 21st 2024


13480 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

A 4.5 for THIS??? Oh wow...

deathschool
April 21st 2024


28725 Comments


Sowing is really into high school and dogs with tattoos

AmericanFlagAsh
April 21st 2024


13480 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

The first half is so dull, like not awful, just dull with some ok production. The second half is a lot better, but never reaches the magic of Folklore/Evermore. It's a decent listen, but ehh forgettable af

nol
April 21st 2024


12280 Comments


Album Rating: -3.0

she is neither tortured nor a poet

nol
April 21st 2024


12280 Comments


Album Rating: -3.0

DJ KHALED: SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS

deathschool
April 21st 2024


28725 Comments


Maybe she is the torturer. The poets are her victims.

bellovddd
April 21st 2024


6572 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

so I listened to this whole thing. It's not good. Just goes to show how good Arianas album really is when this piece of poo gets so much praise lmao

bellovddd
April 21st 2024


6572 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

The Tortured Poets Department is a complex album to even perceive because there is an oversaturation of surrounding context. If you whittle it straight down to what matters, however – the music and the lyrics – it’s an excellent record despite its tremendous length and monotonous tempo







BROOOOOO COME ONNNNN

deathschool
April 21st 2024


28725 Comments


lol



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