Alpha Wolf Half Living Things
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metalprofiteer
April 22nd 2024


44 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This review is way too bombastic and pretentious.

Calc
April 22nd 2024


17356 Comments


"Picking apart the rest of the album to identify the preponderance of peccadillos that ultimately undermine Alpha Wolf’s attempt at edifice is from here a thankless and ultimately fatuous task."


word..

FowlKrietzsche
April 22nd 2024


804 Comments


I mean he said he's been reading Lacan so I'm surprised this isn't more pretentious

Band is real blah tho

outliers
April 22nd 2024


4987 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

theyre awesome live tho, Lochie crushes it

Christbait
April 22nd 2024


323 Comments


"Rather, it’s the gimcrack attempts at overfilling their proverbial Pythagorean cup with as many breakdowns, minor seconds and importunations to “break stuff” as they can that ultimately rob the band of any of Y2K’s jouissance or abreaction — as well as any suspension of disbelief that these five dorky white blokes have any sense of jocularity about, or capability of making good on, their half-heartedly comminatory promises."

This one 66-word run-on sentence nearly killed me. You have multiple sentences of 50+ words that make this an absolute chore to read. I don't even care about the music now. This is like a gish-gallop music review.

Purpl3Spartan
April 22nd 2024


8610 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Nice review. Pretty on point but they are a lot of fun live and are nice dudes



And yeah agreed durrzo. They play way below their talent level like emmure does. They could be much better

Butkuiss
April 22nd 2024


7057 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Oopsies, I’ve upset the yanks with compound sentences. 🤭

Christbait
April 23rd 2024


323 Comments


I get upset by bad writing. Sue me.

Butkuiss
April 23rd 2024


7057 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Send me a video of you doing a max effort 1rm back squat so I can figure out whether I should take your opinion seriously or not. ☺️

hangth3dj
April 23rd 2024


778 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

This is very similar to their previous effort, only with diminishing returns.

Christbait
April 23rd 2024


323 Comments


Hell nah, that's why I say this shit on the internet lol

I will rescind my "bad writing" comment though. It's just very...dense for an AW album review. I at least appreciate the effort you put in.

Butkuiss
April 23rd 2024


7057 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

No worries Christbait - thank you for rescinding and thank you for coming close to acknowledging the joke lmao

bellovddd
April 23rd 2024


5943 Comments


lmao everything goes back to squatting doesnt it Butkuiss

Butkuiss
April 23rd 2024


7057 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Yes — how else am I meant to know whose opinions to listen to???

bellovddd
April 23rd 2024


5943 Comments


valid

houseswediein
April 24th 2024


48 Comments


This reads so wanky for a metalcore review lol

Mid album



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