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bellovddd
April 3rd 2024


6409 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

spaghetti is the only track here worth listening to. I know this because it's the only track I could sit through.

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
April 3rd 2024


5008 Comments

Album Rating: 3.4

dumb godawful opinion lu tho

AmericanFlagAsh
April 3rd 2024


13411 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Literally my least favorite song

bellovddd
April 3rd 2024


6409 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

literally the only song here that isn't meme trash but ok. lu both

Koris
Staff Reviewer
April 3rd 2024


21310 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Spaghettii is by far my least favorite here

Hawks
April 3rd 2024


89540 Comments


Shitonce - Shitboy Shitter

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
April 3rd 2024


5008 Comments

Album Rating: 3.4

Hawks stumbled into the light of day. Another sleepless night, another night of red eyes, new lines across his forehead, a mouth that was dry and parched, another night hurling himself into that neverending intellectual labor. This morning his Herculean efforts had paid off. This time he surely would have achieved that which he had labored, night after sleepless night to achieve. He sat down at his computer, the gestation of his greatest intellectual travail nearing completion. As the screen flickered to life, his mouth panted with the physical effort of even moving his fingers, which despite his exhaustion was a paltry effort compared with the spiritual exertions of the night before. The fruit of his long night appeared, letter by letter, on the screen:



"Shitonce - Shitboy Shitter"



Hawks allowed himself a wan smiled as consciousness slipped from him. "It is finished", he murmured, as his head drooped gently onto the desk.

bellovddd
April 3rd 2024


6409 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

well ill stand by spaghetti damn it.





lmao kungfu

vult
April 3rd 2024


2378 Comments


Billionaires cosplaying as cowboys is fun

ToSmokMuzyki
April 3rd 2024


11424 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

belurd u just a hater

AmericanFlagAsh
April 3rd 2024


13411 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Lmaooooo

Eakflanderyof
April 3rd 2024


5563 Comments


Peeyonce

Butkuiss
April 3rd 2024


7239 Comments


The disparity between reception here and on RYM is mind boggling.

vult
April 3rd 2024


2378 Comments


Fantano gave it an 8 so RYM must follow in kind

Hawks
April 3rd 2024


89540 Comments


Dad I am DYING LMAOOOOOO.

Koris
Staff Reviewer
April 3rd 2024


21310 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"Shitonce - Shitboy Shitter"



I get where you're going with this, but without the acute accent on the "e", it reads as "Shit once". Or in other words...



One Last Shit

Hawks
April 3rd 2024


89540 Comments


One Last Shit [395939292]

Mike Shitnoy is a god!!!!!!

Butkuiss
April 3rd 2024


7239 Comments


Shocked and appalled Hawks hasn’t dropped “CowMEN Carter” into the thread yet

Hawks
April 3rd 2024


89540 Comments


I've retired the men talk I kept it up for years lmao.

vult
April 3rd 2024


2378 Comments


Bovinemale Carter



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