This guy is still making music?

this guy still alive?

Album Rating: 3.5

The 🐐

Album Rating: 2.0

Drake Metallica collab when

The album cover looks like a similar album cover by Wintersleep.

Drake the pedophile type

I can't believe he still has a solid career and Pitchfork licking his butthole

Would a Drake ‘Best Of Compilation’ be good?

Great review. I will continue to enjoy's Drake's descent into creative hell.

Me trying to make a "fun" story problem to pander to my math class: alright someone come up with a musical artist
My student: Just say Drake, all the teachers say Drake, come on

certified ripper

i give this review a 5/5

This is terrible

I’m surprised Drake hasn’t sneezed and died yet or something. Maybe uses a towel and his skin tears off like wet paper. Maybe uses salt on his food and has a spice-induced panic attack and his throat closes and he suffocates

drake and kanye competing for worst album cover art of all time

I’ve genuinely only ever heard Drake on his Kendrick feature on GKMC which is ironic but I loved this review and the fact it validated my not listening to him - good stuff

at least this Joe Budden shit is hilarious

more like for all the bitches

this man stay tarnishing his legacy

Alexa play no tellin

Album Rating: 1.0

I can always rely on Drake to bump up my objectivity rating

My guy dropping one shit album after another, flawless track record in my opinion.

Seriously, dude is a massive creep to underage girls and barely anybody cares. Same with Eddie Hermida, apparently, since Suicide Silence are still touring and dropping records with him. Dusty Waring and Tilian Pearson both got basically time-outs.

Remember when Jesse Lacey’s entire career ended immediately and the article is still the most-viewed news story on this website? What the fuck happened?

Who do?