Album Rating: 3.0

this album is as good a case-in-point as any of all skronk and no spirit, and you could learn big things from it

Album Rating: 4.0

Fuck off you patronising tit

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeah boi, your tits are patronizing.

Album Rating: 3.5

Nahh album has a couple of straight up bangerz

Album Rating: 3.0

probably the worst description I’ve seen of this album, for all its (supposed) strengths “bangerz” it does not have… what?

Maybe my idea of what bangerzzzz constitutes is outdated. Probably true

Album Rating: 3.5

It is outdated, Merkurius Gilded is a banger.

Album Rating: 4.0

Really digging this lately, excited for the remix remaster of Vile Luxury since it seems like a more accessible sound to the original. Still can't do the raw edge of that one even though the content is awesome. Will have to obsess over it as though it were an entirely new album

Album Rating: 3.0

The debut is better than this

Vile Luxury is waaaaaaay better

Alphaville is the ALPHA



(and oh yeah Abyssal is a minor upgrade on the debut, aka also better!)