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veninblazer
July 23rd 2021


16839 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

LMFAO

Koris
Staff Reviewer
July 23rd 2021


21312 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Tone Stamps collab when?

veninblazer
July 23rd 2021


16839 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

thanks, you just gave me nightmares

Koris
Staff Reviewer
July 23rd 2021


21312 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Tones singing manufactured pop punk is the circle of hell that made Dante weep

SitarHero
July 23rd 2021


14728 Comments


Y'all set my expectations too low for this artist. I just listened to Dance Monkey and it just sounded generic to me.

Nomos2
July 23rd 2021


1923 Comments


Maybe her least-offensive song though

SitarHero
July 23rd 2021


14728 Comments


I just listened to the title track and...it's inoffensively bad in a competent but obviously lazy and uninspired way, I guess? I feel like she's being set up for a redemption arc in 10 years when she puts out something that wasn't written and produced in 30 minutes on her lunch break from her regular job.

The comments on youtube are gold though.

bloc
July 23rd 2021


70370 Comments


"Y'all set my expectations too low for this artist. I just listened to Dance Monkey and it just sounded generic to me."

I never wanna listen to it again, but yeah it's not that bad

veninblazer
July 23rd 2021


16839 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

i was with you during the first half of this album, but it just kept going and going and going and then "Bars" hit...that was the drizzling shits.

Ryus
July 23rd 2021


37343 Comments


this isnt that bad tbh

Ryus
July 23rd 2021


37343 Comments


i dont wanna listen to the whole thing

SitarHero
July 23rd 2021


14728 Comments


"give it more than a 1 and join me in the fight against internet circlejerks"

That means you're just jerking yourself off.

veninblazer
July 23rd 2021


16839 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

its not worth it, stay away

dustandnations
July 23rd 2021


371 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Tfw people exaggerate how bad this is due to Fantano’s 0/10 review

Tranqyl
July 23rd 2021


472 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Truly, I bow to my dark master Fantano.

Pon
Emeritus
July 24th 2021


6032 Comments


Unless every other song on this is significantly worse than Dance Monkey I don't get why this is averaging 1.2

veninblazer
July 24th 2021


16839 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Quite a bit of it is significantly worse, and that horrifyingly terrible closer is why I wish I was Thanos so I could snap it out of existence. I went in hoping it wasn't as bad as expected and it was WORSE.

Koris
Staff Reviewer
July 24th 2021


21312 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This is every bit as bad as Dance Monkey, and that song was already a dumpster fire



I guess I just don't understand how those vocals could possibly be appealing to anyone. I understand music is subjective, but still

Tranqyl
July 24th 2021


472 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

The vocals aren't even the worst part. They're at least sort of competent. This album just feels like every bad pop idea from the last 8 years is fused together in unholy matrimony.

veninblazer
July 24th 2021


16839 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

the vocals sound like Halsey and Sia had an illegitimate child.



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