Royal Blood Typhoons
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Mort.
May 7th 2021


25062 Comments


'Ye fair play. Was more intended as a reference to the wave of UK press coverage that made that very claim (that rock was dead and royal blood fixed it with their s/t)'


thats entirely fair and true. this band was indeed lauded by the uk press, i just couldnt tell if you were joining it with that praise or just referencing it. my bad




and yes park the uk music press is by and large staffed with brain dead fuckwits who will lavish heaps of praise on any rock revivalism act (be it Royal Blood style or Greta Van Fleet), every moody overly serious try hard london post-punk band and any middle-class britschool pipeline soulless turd wranglers like the 1975 and Pale Waves


here is a good article just from last year from some wanker genuinely attempting to defend the hordes of identikit indie wave 2000s bands from an absolutist strawman he has made up https://www.nme.com/features/landfill-indie-snobbery-2741199




Mort.
May 7th 2021


25062 Comments


^

posting that article just as the worst example of what uk music publications have to offer

parksungjoon
May 7th 2021


47234 Comments


that sounds like it could have been written by half this site's userbase

"you just hate fun!!!"

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
May 7th 2021


10139 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Nw mort, the intent behind it was ambiguous for sure



"and yes park the uk music press is by and large staffed with brain dead fuckwits who will lavish heaps of praise on any rock revivalism act" lol rip but also true (sadly)

parksungjoon
May 7th 2021


47234 Comments


>brain dead fuckwits who will lavish heaps of praise on any rock revivalism act

same as metalbro logic then, except theyre actual journalists somehow... lol

Mort.
May 7th 2021


25062 Comments


i just hate how bad his argument is. hes arguing against some imaginary enemy who seems to claim that Bloc Party, Arctic Monkeys and The Automatic were all indistinguishable (who claims this?!?) while also lauding loads of shit indie bands in the same breath with the insinuation that if you disagree youre a snob

its not our fault that he fails to see that the music of his youth was indeed a bit shit and that whole scene wasnt as perfect as he imagines.

parksungjoon
May 7th 2021


47234 Comments


i love you so much mort

Mort.
May 7th 2021


25062 Comments


lol yeh metal journalism is also heinously bad


its a good thing that its more viable now than in the past for music journalists to be independent because working for a publication seems like a surefire way to have to end up bumlicking bands you dont really care for

Mort.
May 7th 2021


25062 Comments


'i love you so much mort'

thanks bby love you too my favourite user (dont tell pheromone)

parksungjoon
May 7th 2021


47234 Comments


>its a good thing that its more viable now than in the past for music journalists to be independent because working for a publication seems like a surefire way to have to end up bumlicking bands you dont really care for

definitely agree in theory, but in practice ive seen a lot of blogs and whatnot that just regurgitate the popular consensus on basically everything they cover... and i can certainly think of practical reasons why, unfortunately

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
May 7th 2021


26151 Comments

Album Rating: 3.3

oh no... really enjoying these first couple tunes...

StickFeit
May 7th 2021


2269 Comments


Expected nothing less. This is a killer album.

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
May 7th 2021


26151 Comments

Album Rating: 3.3

ugh "Who Needs Friends" is not it tho

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
May 10th 2021


26151 Comments

Album Rating: 3.3

Can think of few "sad piano closers on rock albums" that are less convincing than this one

That said this has definite bops, esp "Typhoons" and " Limbo"

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
December 10th 2021


26151 Comments

Album Rating: 3.3

Limbo deserves more love than it got

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
December 10th 2021


18276 Comments

Album Rating: 2.3

Band has never been good. Boilermaker is a slammer though

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
December 12th 2021


10139 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Tbf this is one of my most played records of the year. A much better time than I give it credit for.

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
December 12th 2021


26151 Comments

Album Rating: 3.3

Hahahaha i love that it’s got some bangers

Cormano
December 12th 2021


4078 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Band has never been good [2]

fmelogeek
January 15th 2022


6 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

The album is not bad. It is still a rock album. The problem here is that the drums are programmed and not human. Typhoon would be a banger if not by its uninspired drums. For me is like Ben is just a drummer to be there, not to give his creative juices for the duo. Making Royal Blood a one man band as many others before...



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